Sometimes I just lie on the floor and pretend that I’m a carrot.
Don’t tell me I can be anything and be happy because I will be walking around in a clown costume
What is the only flaw of being intelligent?… that you have to deal with stupid people.
– Boy : “Me + You =1″ – Stupid Girl : “Do U Mean I Am 0″
People always say you can be who you wanna be but I can never be a giraffe.
Have you ever wondered why sheep don’t shrink when they get wet?
Don’t ever ask my name twice..cause that mean either my name is so stupid to be remembered or you are…you know…stupid.
Hurry up slowly in a very quick tortoise pace…thank you very much please!
I once had a pet SNAIL, but it RAN away from me! :S
What did one cat say to the other cat. Nothing cats don’t talk. Meow.
Half the people you know are below average.
If aliens came down to Earth looking for inteligent life… As soon as they saw us they would turn straight back around again
I’m not going to dignify that with an answer. A two year old asks her pregnant mother if the baby can see inside of her belly. Before the mother can answer her five year old brother says “Yeah dummy he just has to flip on the light switch!”
I am not insane… My mom got me tested.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
When I came to this city, I only had 10 dollars…then I lost that too.
What side of stupid did you wake up on?Where were you the day the brains were passed out?
You can be anything you want when you grow up – OK, actually, you can’t. When I was little, I wanted to be a Llama when I grew up. I still haven’t gotten there yet. My substitute teacher said this! We were all, like, in hysterics…
It is what it is or is it?
Hey, your son, you know, the 21- year- old, how old is he?
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