Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
I wonder..

Submitted by: MEV

You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

Submitted by: Kacey

Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.

Submitted by: Lexiiiii

Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

Submitted by: Cori

You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.

Submitted by: acer

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Steven Wright

Submitted by: Kacey

Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

Submitted by: Kayla

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Submitted by: Kacey

If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.

Submitted by: JB

The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it

Submitted by: Steve

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.

Submitted by: Tayler

Second is the first loser.

Submitted by: dr.fill02

Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.

Submitted by: Kacey

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