Stupid Quotes & Sayings
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!
Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
make me stupid…
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.
I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!
I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!
I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.