Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
Wherever you go, there you are.
If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?
Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.
Stupidity is a perfect excuse.
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
Sometimes I just lie on the floor and pretend that I’m a carrot.
Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!
I used to follow my dreams until the anti- stalking came into effect.
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.
Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???
My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.
Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.
Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.
I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.
If a smart person calls you, RUN you may catch the virus.
Honestly, I lie way too much.
I have multiple personalities, and so do I.
I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.
Stupidity is not covered by warranty.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”
Girl1: Hey, they said you failed in English class, is it true?
Girl 2: What? Who telled you?
I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.
I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.
Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.
Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip?
Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.
Is being stupid a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.
I’m not going to dignify that with an answer.
A two year old asks her pregnant mother if the baby can see inside of her belly. Before the mother can answer her five year old brother says “Yeah dummy he just has to flip on the light switch!”
If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.
Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;