Stupid Quotes & Sayings
I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.
Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.
You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
– Steven Wright
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
– George Carlin
If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.
Second is the first loser.
Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.