Stupid Quotes & Sayings

You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.

Submitted by: acer

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Steven Wright

Submitted by: Kacey

Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

Submitted by: Kayla

The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it

Submitted by: Steve

If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.

Submitted by: JB

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Submitted by: Kacey

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.

Submitted by: Tayler

Second is the first loser.

Submitted by: dr.fill02

Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.

Submitted by: Kacey

I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!

Submitted by: Alice

You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!

Submitted by: some guy

Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

Submitted by: ajhflwuhef

Im not stupid I just lack common sense

Submitted by: clemson101

“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”

Submitted by: you rock my sox

When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.

Submitted by: cubbiesgirl97

Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!

Submitted by: she

Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!

Submitted by: auntie wanna

I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Submitted by: anonymous

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