Stupid Quotes & Sayings

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

Stupid Quote: The following statement is true. The previous...

Submitted by: pete wu
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Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

Stupid Quote: Its only funny until someone gets hurt....

Submitted by: dominic
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Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
SHUT UP!
make me stupid…
im done>
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!

Stupid Quote: Its not easy to argue with yourself…...

Submitted by: this is what i
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I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Stupid Quote: I used to have an open mind,...

Submitted by: Kacey
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Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

Stupid Quote: Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any...

Submitted by: diff
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I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Stupid Quote: I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Submitted by: jude
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I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!

Stupid Quote: I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them...

Submitted by: Billy Bob Jo Cracker
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I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
I wonder..

Stupid Quote: I wonder if people wonder what I...

Submitted by: MEV
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You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..

Stupid Quote: You laugh because imm different,i laugh because...

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo
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I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

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Submitted by: Kacey
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