Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital!
I always lie. Trust me.
If you were a potato, you would be a good potato.
Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
We are all stupid, the only difference is the degree of our stupidity.
I have two sons. Both are boys.
62.3% of all statistics are made up.
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!
Video games – the virtual world which always offer you the second chance whenever you lose.
If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.
I’ll think about considering it.
Me too, as well, also.
Only half the lies I tell are true.
I would explain myself, but for your level I would need some puppets and crayons.
Not even duct tape can fix stupid.
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
Wherever you go, there you are.
If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?
Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.
Stupidity is a perfect excuse.
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
Sometimes I just lie on the floor and pretend that I’m a carrot.
Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!
I used to follow my dreams until the anti- stalking came into effect.
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.
Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???