Stupid Quotes & Sayings
I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!
I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.
You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
– George Carlin