Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
- George Bush
I think we agree, the past is over.
- George W. Bush
My job is a decision- making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.
- George W. Bush
It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
- George W. Bush
I think war is a dangerous place.
- George W. Bush
It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.
We are all stupid, the only difference is the degree of our stupidity.
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!
Video games – the virtual world which always offer you the second chance whenever you lose.
If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.
I’ll think about considering it.
Me too, as well, also.
Only half the lies I tell are true.
I would explain myself, but for your level I would need some puppets and crayons.
Not even duct tape can fix stupid.
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.