Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

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I have two sons. Both are boys.

Submitted by: Mark
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62.3% of all statistics are made up.

Submitted by: Dwight
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Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

Submitted by: Snake
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To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!

Submitted by: Lex
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Video games – the virtual world which always offer you the second chance whenever you lose.

Submitted by: smelodon
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If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

Submitted by: DAVE
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I’ll think about considering it.
Me too, as well, also.
Only half the lies I tell are true.
I would explain myself, but for your level I would need some puppets and crayons.
Not even duct tape can fix stupid.

Submitted by: Jimmy It
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People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.

Submitted by: Jimmy It
4

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

Submitted by: Tara
1

I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.

Submitted by: Jessie
3

Wherever you go, there you are.

Submitted by: Mike
1

If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?

Submitted by: Hannanana
4

Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL
4

Stupidity is a perfect excuse.

Submitted by: Uyen
10

HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.

Submitted by: fred
15

Sometimes I just lie on the floor and pretend that I’m a carrot.

Submitted by: Stella
8

Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

Submitted by: J
9

I used to follow my dreams until the anti- stalking came into effect.

Submitted by: Shirley
9

Recalculating…..
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.

Submitted by: Eli :)
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Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???

Submitted by: angiebaby
8

My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: katelyn, of course
5

Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak
4

Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now
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I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now
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If a smart person calls you, RUN you may catch the virus.

Submitted by: leslie smith
17

Honestly, I lie way too much.

Submitted by: court
2

I have multiple personalities, and so do I.

Submitted by: Rob
5

I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.

Submitted by: sillywilly
4

Stupidity is not covered by warranty.

Submitted by: Jay Ralph ATadero
17

I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.

Submitted by: ananda

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