Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

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Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital!

Submitted by: Zach
6

I always lie. Trust me.

Submitted by: AlexL
12

If you were a potato, you would be a good potato.

Submitted by: Emily
5

Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

Submitted by: A Stupid Friend
7

We are all stupid, the only difference is the degree of our stupidity.

Submitted by: prf Nkhamu
4

I have two sons. Both are boys.

Submitted by: Mark
5

62.3% of all statistics are made up.

Submitted by: Dwight
4

Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

Submitted by: Snake
2

To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!

Submitted by: Lex
8

Video games – the virtual world which always offer you the second chance whenever you lose.

Submitted by: smelodon
5

If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

Submitted by: DAVE
6

I’ll think about considering it.
Me too, as well, also.
Only half the lies I tell are true.
I would explain myself, but for your level I would need some puppets and crayons.
Not even duct tape can fix stupid.

Submitted by: Jimmy It
9

People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.

Submitted by: Jimmy It
4

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

Submitted by: Tara
1

I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.

Submitted by: Jessie
3

Wherever you go, there you are.

Submitted by: Mike
1

If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?

Submitted by: Hannanana
4

Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL
4

Stupidity is a perfect excuse.

Submitted by: Uyen
10

HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.

Submitted by: fred
15

Sometimes I just lie on the floor and pretend that I’m a carrot.

Submitted by: Stella
8

Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

Submitted by: J
9

I used to follow my dreams until the anti- stalking came into effect.

Submitted by: Shirley
9

Recalculating…..
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.

Submitted by: Eli :)
11

Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???

Submitted by: angiebaby

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