Stupid People Quotes | Funny Sayings about Stupidity - Page 2

Second is the first loser.

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
– George Carlin

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If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.

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Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

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The degree of your stupidity is enough to boil water.

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If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.

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Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.

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I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!

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You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!

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When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.

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Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.

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“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”

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Im not stupid I just lack common sense

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

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You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.

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Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..

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I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

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Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!

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I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied

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Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!

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