Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
I have two sons. Both are boys.
62.3% of all statistics are made up.
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!
Video games – the virtual world which always offer you the second chance whenever you lose.
If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.
I’ll think about considering it.
Me too, as well, also.
Only half the lies I tell are true.
I would explain myself, but for your level I would need some puppets and crayons.
Not even duct tape can fix stupid.
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
Wherever you go, there you are.
If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?
Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.
Stupidity is a perfect excuse.
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
Sometimes I just lie on the floor and pretend that I’m a carrot.
Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!
I used to follow my dreams until the anti- stalking came into effect.
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.
Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???
My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.
Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.
Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.
I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.
If a smart person calls you, RUN you may catch the virus.
Honestly, I lie way too much.
I have multiple personalities, and so do I.
I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.
Stupidity is not covered by warranty.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.