Stupid Quotes & Sayings
You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
– Steven Wright
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it
If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
– George Carlin
If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.
Second is the first loser.
Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.
I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!
You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!
Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
Im not stupid I just lack common sense
“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”
When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.
Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!
Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.