Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
- George Bush
My job is a decision- making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.
- George W. Bush
It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.
If you were a potato, you would be a good potato.
Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
We are all stupid, the only difference is the degree of our stupidity.
I have two sons. Both are boys.
62.3% of all statistics are made up.
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!
Video games – the virtual world which always offer you the second chance whenever you lose.
If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.
I’ll think about considering it.
Me too, as well, also.
Only half the lies I tell are true.
I would explain myself, but for your level I would need some puppets and crayons.
Not even duct tape can fix stupid.
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.