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I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.

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Submitted by: Lissy-lover

I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

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Submitted by: Lissy

Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

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Submitted by: Sheila

Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.

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Submitted by: APerson

Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.

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Submitted by: John

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

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Submitted by: sandra blackburn

It is what it is or is it?

Submitted by: faith

Oh no she didn’t
Sweetie I think she just did.

Submitted by: isis smith

The day is brighter than the night.

Submitted by: dennis chrinskey

You’re stupid if you think that you’re smart.

Submitted by: Ahmed
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