Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. The grave will supply plenty of time for silence.
Christopher Hitchens

The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

There’s no vaccine against stupid.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.

Submitted by: Dillon Henwood
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What do you call a person who gets his boots polished, get his trousers ironed and leaves his shirt unpressed to get a passport photograph snapped.

Submitted by: raymond adesokan

Doing stupid things in the front of the mirror right before showering.

How do you get youtube to film you?

Submitted by: Osama bin Laden

I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???

Submitted by: runu

You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.

Submitted by: Javier

I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.

Submitted by: Lissy-lover
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I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

Submitted by: Lissy

Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

Submitted by: Sheila

Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.

Submitted by: APerson

Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.

Submitted by: John

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