Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

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Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!

Submitted by: nikhil banerjee
61

If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.

Submitted by: Tayler
94

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Submitted by: Kacey
138

Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

Submitted by: dominic
53

I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!

Submitted by: Alice
35

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.

Submitted by: ashley
58

Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.

Submitted by: Kacey
75

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- Steven Wright

Submitted by: Kacey
0

If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?

Submitted by: Hannanana
0

I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.

Submitted by: Jessie
52

Im not stupid I just lack common sense

Submitted by: clemson101
0

I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.

Submitted by: Dillon Henwood
5

I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.

Submitted by: Rebecca!
15

Hurry up and take your time.

Submitted by: Aequitas
43

The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.

Submitted by: David
33

How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!

Submitted by: Person
28

Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.

Submitted by: Bobbee
37

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Submitted by: Thoogo
4

Is being stupid a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.

Submitted by: kassidy
11

In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

Submitted by: katie-renee
2

I have two sons. Both are boys.

Submitted by: Mark
55

I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Submitted by: anonymous
8

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
- Albert Einstein

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Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.

Submitted by: Rafael Sandoval
53

- Everything is the same… Only different.
- Smell the color nine.
- Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
- Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.

Submitted by: missygal

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