Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

59

Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.

Submitted by: Kacey
36

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.

Submitted by: ashley
76

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Steven Wright

Submitted by: Kacey
53

Im not stupid I just lack common sense

Submitted by: clemson101
5

I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.

Submitted by: Rebecca!
15

Hurry up and take your time.

Submitted by: Aequitas
33

How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!

Submitted by: Person
43

The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.

Submitted by: David
28

Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.

Submitted by: Bobbee
4

Is being stupid a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.

Submitted by: kassidy
8

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
Albert Einstein

11

In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

Submitted by: katie-renee
38

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Submitted by: Thoogo
14

Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.

Submitted by: Rafael Sandoval
56

I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Submitted by: anonymous
53

- Everything is the same… Only different.
– Smell the color nine.
– Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
– Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.

Submitted by: missygal
11

I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations

Submitted by: Alex
18

Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??

Submitted by: Tejas
11

Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.

Submitted by: rapidkoolaid
118

Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.

Submitted by: Lexiiiii
1

If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?

Submitted by: Hannanana
1

I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.

Submitted by: Jessie
2

I have multiple personalities, and so do I.

Submitted by: Rob
6

I always lie. Trust me.

Submitted by: AlexL
132

I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
I wonder..

Submitted by: MEV
11

Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.

Submitted by: CJ
20

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: raul
20

Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!

Submitted by: Enid
9

If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.

Submitted by: Dr Manney
7

It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
Bill Clinton


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