Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

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Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!

Submitted by: nikhil banerjee
62

If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.

Submitted by: Tayler
139

Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

Submitted by: dominic
95

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Submitted by: Kacey
54

I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!

Submitted by: Alice
59

Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.

Submitted by: Kacey
36

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.

Submitted by: ashley
76

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Steven Wright

Submitted by: Kacey
53

Im not stupid I just lack common sense

Submitted by: clemson101
15

Hurry up and take your time.

Submitted by: Aequitas
33

How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!

Submitted by: Person
43

The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.

Submitted by: David
28

Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.

Submitted by: Bobbee
4

Is being stupid a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.

Submitted by: kassidy
8

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
Albert Einstein

11

In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

Submitted by: katie-renee
38

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Submitted by: Thoogo
7

I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.

Submitted by: Rebecca!
14

Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.

Submitted by: Rafael Sandoval
56

I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Submitted by: anonymous
53

- Everything is the same… Only different.
– Smell the color nine.
– Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
– Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.

Submitted by: missygal
18

Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??

Submitted by: Tejas
11

Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.

Submitted by: rapidkoolaid
11

I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations

Submitted by: Alex
118

Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.

Submitted by: Lexiiiii

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