Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!
If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!
I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.
Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
– Steven Wright
Im not stupid I just lack common sense
Hurry up and take your time.
How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
– Albert Einstein
In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.
Is being stupid a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??
I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations
- Everything is the same… Only different.
– Smell the color nine.
– Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
– Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.
Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.
I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.