Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
– Steven Wright
Im not stupid I just lack common sense
I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.
Hurry up and take your time.
How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.
Is being stupid a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
– Albert Einstein
In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.
I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
- Everything is the same… Only different.
– Smell the color nine.
– Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
– Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.
I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations
Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??
Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.
Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.
If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
I have multiple personalities, and so do I.
I always lie. Trust me.
I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!
If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.
It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
– Bill Clinton