Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!
If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!
I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.
Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- Steven Wright
If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?
Im not stupid I just lack common sense
I have two sons. Both are boys.
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
Hurry up and take your time.
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.
How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!
I think war is a dangerous place.
- George W. Bush
Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.
If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.
- Everything is the same… Only different.
- Smell the color nine.
- Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
- Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.
Is being stupid a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.
In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.