Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Submitted by: Kacey

The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it

Submitted by: Steve

If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.

Submitted by: Tayler

If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.

Submitted by: JB

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Second is the first loser.

Submitted by: dr.fill02

Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.

Submitted by: Kacey

I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!

Submitted by: Alice

You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!

Submitted by: some guy

Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

Submitted by: ajhflwuhef

Im not stupid I just lack common sense

Submitted by: clemson101

“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”

Submitted by: you rock my sox

Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!

Submitted by: auntie wanna

Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!

Submitted by: she

A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^

Submitted by: Danielle

When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.

Submitted by: cubbiesgirl97

OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!

Submitted by: Gaby

I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Submitted by: anonymous

You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.

Submitted by: Elli

Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..

Submitted by: BLRouse

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.

Submitted by: ashley

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.

Submitted by: Teah monique

– Everything is the same… Only different.
– Smell the color nine.
– Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
– Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.

Submitted by: missygal

Think smarter, not harder=]

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo

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