Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it
If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.
If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
– George Carlin
Second is the first loser.
Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.
I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!
You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!
Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
Im not stupid I just lack common sense
“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”
Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!
A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^
When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.
OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!
I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.
Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.
– Everything is the same… Only different.
– Smell the color nine.
– Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
– Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.
Think smarter, not harder=]