Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.
When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.
Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
- Bill Maher
I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!
Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
make me stupid…
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!
Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.
Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..
Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!
I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
I used to think I was stupid, then I met you…
I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied
Im not stupid I just lack common sense
You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.
I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
- Everything is the same… Only different.
- Smell the color nine.
- Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
- Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.