Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!
If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.
Its only funny until someone gets hurt.
… Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!
Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
– Steven Wright
Im not stupid I just lack common sense
Hurry up and take your time.
How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.
Is being stupid a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
– Albert Einstein
In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.
Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.
I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
- Everything is the same… Only different.
– Smell the color nine.
– Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
– Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.
Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??
Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.
I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations
Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.