Stupid Quotes & Sayings
I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!
You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!
Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
Im not stupid I just lack common sense
“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”
Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!
When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.
A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^
OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!
I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.
Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.