Stupid Quotes & Sayings
OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!
A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^
Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..
You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
– Everything is the same… Only different.
– Smell the color nine.
– Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
– Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.
Think smarter, not harder=]
I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.
I used to think I was stupid, then I met you…
If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)
God must love stupid people. He has so many!!
You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.
Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look
How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
– Bill Maher