Stupid People Quotes | Funny Sayings about Stupidity - Page 3

OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!

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The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.

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A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.

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– Everything is the same… Only different.
– Smell the color nine.
– Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
– Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.

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Think smarter, not harder=]

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God must love stupid people. He has so many!!

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If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

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I used to think I was stupid, then I met you…

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.
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“When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
Then ask, what else have you got? “

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Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look

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You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.

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How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!

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Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

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I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)

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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
– Bill Maher

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Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.

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