Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!
Second is the first loser.
Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!
Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.
I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?
You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.
Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.
“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look
Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.
Hurry up and take your time.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.
If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??
Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.
“When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
Then ask, what else have you got? “
Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.