Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!

Submitted by: Alice

You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!

Submitted by: some guy

Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

Submitted by: ajhflwuhef

Im not stupid I just lack common sense

Submitted by: clemson101

“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”

Submitted by: you rock my sox

Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!

Submitted by: auntie wanna

Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!

Submitted by: she

When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.

Submitted by: cubbiesgirl97

A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^

Submitted by: Danielle

OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!

Submitted by: Gaby

I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Submitted by: anonymous

Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..

Submitted by: BLRouse

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.

Submitted by: Teah monique

You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.

Submitted by: Elli

Copyright © 2006-2016 - All rights reserved. Home | Blog | Contact Us | FAQ | Privacy Policy | Submit A Quote