OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.
– Everything is the same… Only different. – Smell the color nine. – Don’t look at me in that tone of voice! – Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.
Think smarter, not harder=]
God must love stupid people. He has so many!!
If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)
I used to think I was stupid, then I met you…
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing. ]
“When life throws a lemon at you, take it. Then ask, what else have you got? “
Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look
You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.
How old is your 16 year old sister??? P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them. – Bill Maher
Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.
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