Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.
Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.
You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
– Steven Wright
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it
If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.
If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
– George Carlin