Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
You can be anything you want when you grow up – OK, actually, you can’t. When I was little, I wanted to be a Llama when I grew up. I still haven’t gotten there yet.
My substitute teacher said this! We were all, like, in hysterics…
If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
When I came to this city, I only had 10 dollars…then I lost that too.
I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.
I have two daughters…both are girls!
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.
People always say you can be who you wanna be but I can never be a giraffe.
Important NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice, eventually you’ll realize that this notice isn’t worth noticing.
Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!
I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.
I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?
I never apologize, I’m sorry but that’s just the way I am.
I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.
I’m giving you a definite maybe.
- Sam Goldwyn
I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
- Ulysses S. Grant
Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).
It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?
Traffic is moving at a standstill.
- Traffic Reporter
This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
You can’t fix stupid, but you can punch it.
There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.
I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.
If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations
Hurry up slowly in a very quick tortoise pace…thank you very much please!
I am never serious. Seriously.
Imagine a tsunami was coming?
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.
When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.
Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.
Have you ever wondered why sheep don’t shrink when they get wet?
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied
How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!
You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!
Hey, your son, you know, the 21- year- old, how old is he?
Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!
Stupid people won’t laugh reading all these stupid quotes. Too stupid to get it figured, I suppose.
Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.
When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.
Pretty stupid! but definitely not an idiot !!! lol
I’m not crazy just the voices are!