Stupid Quotes & Sayings

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
George W. Bush

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
– George Bush

I think we agree, the past is over.
George W. Bush

My job is a decision- making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.
George W. Bush

It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
George W. Bush

I think war is a dangerous place.
George W. Bush

It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian

Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital!

Submitted by: Zach

I always lie. Trust me.

Submitted by: AlexL

If you were a potato, you would be a good potato.

Submitted by: Emily

Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

Submitted by: A Stupid Friend

We are all stupid, the only difference is the degree of our stupidity.

Submitted by: prf Nkhamu

I have two sons. Both are boys.

Submitted by: Mark

62.3% of all statistics are made up.

Submitted by: Dwight

Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

Submitted by: Snake

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