Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

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I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.

Submitted by: Jessie

Wherever you go, there you are.

Submitted by: Mike

If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?

Submitted by: Hannanana

Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL

Stupidity is a perfect excuse.

Submitted by: Uyen

HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.

Submitted by: fred

Sometimes I just lie on the floor and pretend that I’m a carrot.

Submitted by: Stella

Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

Submitted by: J

I used to follow my dreams until the anti- stalking came into effect.

Submitted by: Shirley

Recalculating…..
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.

Submitted by: Eli :)

Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???

Submitted by: angiebaby

My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: katelyn, of course

Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak

Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now

I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now

If a smart person calls you, RUN you may catch the virus.

Submitted by: leslie smith

Honestly, I lie way too much.

Submitted by: court

I have multiple personalities, and so do I.

Submitted by: Rob

I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.

Submitted by: sillywilly

Stupidity is not covered by warranty.

Submitted by: Jay Ralph ATadero

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