Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

1

If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?

Submitted by: Hannanana
1

I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.

Submitted by: Jessie
2

I have multiple personalities, and so do I.

Submitted by: Rob
132

I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
I wonder..

Submitted by: MEV
9

If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.

Submitted by: Dr Manney
7

I always lie. Trust me.

Submitted by: AlexL
20

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: raul
12

Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.

Submitted by: CJ
20

Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!

Submitted by: Enid
7

It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
Bill Clinton

7

I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
Bill Clinton

36

If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??

Submitted by: koala
7

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

7

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
– John Green

6

A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.

Submitted by: Tj
68

You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.

Submitted by: Elli
7

I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
– Gib Lewis

202

Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
SHUT UP!
make me stupid…
im done>
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!

Submitted by: this is what i
7

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal

7

Being stupid is its own reward.

4

I have two sons. Both are boys.

Submitted by: Mark
14

I am never serious. Seriously.

Submitted by: iLoveFriedChicken
18

Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.

Submitted by: A_Leo
152

You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo
21

I can’t wait to see the invisible man!

Submitted by: Azaka7

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