Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
I have multiple personalities, and so do I.
I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.
I always lie. Trust me.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.
Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!
It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
– Bill Clinton
I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
– Bill Clinton
If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
– John Green
A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.
You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.
I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
– Gib Lewis
Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
make me stupid…
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!
Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal
Being stupid is its own reward.
I have two sons. Both are boys.
I am never serious. Seriously.
Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.
You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..
I can’t wait to see the invisible man!