Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 3


Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??

Submitted by: Tejas

Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.

Submitted by: Lexiiiii

Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.

Submitted by: rapidkoolaid

I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations

Submitted by: Alex

I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
- Bill Clinton


It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
- Bill Clinton


When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him


I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
- John Green


I have multiple personalities, and so do I.

Submitted by: Rob

I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
I wonder..

Submitted by: MEV

I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
- Gib Lewis


Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!

Submitted by: Enid

You can observe a lot just by watching.
- Yogi Berra


Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
- Shaquille O’Neal


Being stupid is its own reward.


A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.


Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.

Submitted by: CJ

I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.

Submitted by: Dillon Henwood

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: raul

If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??

Submitted by: koala

If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.

Submitted by: Dr Manney

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
- George W. Bush


They misunderestimated me.
- George W. Bush


You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.

Submitted by: Elli

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
- George W. Bush

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