Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.
Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.
I have multiple personalities, and so do I.
I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.
Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
I have two sons. Both are boys.
I always lie. Trust me.
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
– Bill Clinton
I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
– Bill Clinton
A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.
If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??
You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.
Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!
Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
make me stupid…
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!
Being stupid is its own reward.
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.
I am never serious. Seriously.
Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.
You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..
I never apologize, I’m sorry but that’s just the way I am.
I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.
People’s last words:
– Throw me that knife, please!
– Is it the black wire?
– I’ll check how deep the lake is.
– Was this seafood?