Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

117

Go for the happy endings,
because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday,
you’re going to miss tomorrow.

Submitted by: Lexiiiii
8

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
- Albert Einstein

18

Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??

Submitted by: Tejas
11

I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations

Submitted by: Alex
11

Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.

Submitted by: rapidkoolaid
6

I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
- Bill Clinton

6

It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
- Bill Clinton

6

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

6

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
- John Green

131

I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
I wonder..

Submitted by: MEV
6

I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
- Gib Lewis

1

You can observe a lot just by watching.
- Yogi Berra

19

Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!

Submitted by: Enid
6

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
- Shaquille O’Neal

6

Being stupid is its own reward.

6

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

20

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: raul
35

If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??

Submitted by: koala
1

Wherever you go, there you are.

Submitted by: Mike
7

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
- George W. Bush

7

They misunderestimated me.
- George W. Bush

11

Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.

Submitted by: CJ
7

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
- George W. Bush

5

Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.

Submitted by: grifjac
67

You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.

Submitted by: Elli

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