Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?

Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!

“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”

Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.

Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??