Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

7

It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
Bill Clinton

36

If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??

Submitted by: koala
7

I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
– John Green

7

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

6

A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.

Submitted by: Tj
3

I think war is a dangerous place.
George W. Bush

68

You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.

Submitted by: Elli
13

I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.

Submitted by: mrs.rejected
7

I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
– Gib Lewis

202

Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
SHUT UP!
make me stupid…
im done>
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!

Submitted by: this is what i
7

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal

7

Being stupid is its own reward.

14

I am never serious. Seriously.

Submitted by: iLoveFriedChicken
18

Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.

Submitted by: A_Leo
152

You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo
21

I can’t wait to see the invisible man!

Submitted by: Azaka7
8

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
George W. Bush

8

They misunderestimated me.
George W. Bush

23

People’s last words:
– Throw me that knife, please!
– Is it the black wire?
– I’ll check how deep the lake is.
– Was this seafood?

Submitted by: sillygirl
102

You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!

Submitted by: some guy
13

I never apologize, I’m sorry but that’s just the way I am.

Submitted by: Anna
6

Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.

Submitted by: grifjac
8

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
George W. Bush

38

To write with broken pencils is pointless.

Submitted by: A Capella
4

I have two sons. Both are boys.

Submitted by: Mark
34

The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut up..so we argue a lot.

Submitted by: BLRouse
8

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
– Charles De Gaulle

8

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
– Ivana Trump

71

Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look

Submitted by: KayKay
20

There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.

Submitted by: amber.kai

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