Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 4
A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?
The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut up..so we argue a lot.
Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!
The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.
Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
Hurry up and take your time.
Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??
You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
If people say we are all unique and special in our own way…is that just a polite way of saying you are stupid?
People’s last words:
– Throw me that knife, please!
– Is it the black wire?
– I’ll check how deep the lake is.
– Was this seafood?
Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!
I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.
I can’t wait to see the invisible man!
Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.
I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart
I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…
There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.
Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.
America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…
In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.
Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!