Stupid Quotes & Sayings
Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!
The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.
Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
Hurry up and take your time.
Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig
When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!
Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.
People’s last words:
– Throw me that knife, please!
– Is it the black wire?
– I’ll check how deep the lake is.
– Was this seafood?
If people say we are all unique and special in our own way…is that just a polite way of saying you are stupid?
I can’t wait to see the invisible man!
I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.
Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!\
In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.
I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart
I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…
America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…
There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.
Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.
Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
make me stupid…
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!
Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.
Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!