Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

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I owe my parents a lot, especially my mom and dad.

Submitted by: tammy14
6

A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.

Submitted by: Tj
11

I am not insane… My mom got me tested.

Submitted by: Catarina
11

In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

Submitted by: katie-renee
7

Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.

Submitted by: logan donovan
6

Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.

Submitted by: grifjac
12

Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.

Submitted by: ajoi
33

You can be anything you want when you grow up – OK, actually, you can’t. When I was little, I wanted to be a Llama when I grew up. I still haven’t gotten there yet.
My substitute teacher said this! We were all, like, in hysterics…

Submitted by: SarcasmMakesTheWorldGoRound
9

If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?

Submitted by: Martin boakye
10

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey
23

When I came to this city, I only had 10 dollars…then I lost that too.

Submitted by: Teacher
9

I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.

Submitted by: richard
17

I have two daughters…both are girls!

Submitted by: babu
14

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.

Submitted by: Sylvia
29

People always say you can be who you wanna be but I can never be a giraffe.

Submitted by: Cookie Monster
31

Important NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice, eventually you’ll realize that this notice isn’t worth noticing.

Submitted by: confucius
19

Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!

Submitted by: Enid
22

I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

Submitted by: redalert286
8

I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?

Submitted by: Tony Allison
13

I never apologize, I’m sorry but that’s just the way I am.

Submitted by: Anna
12

I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.

Submitted by: Justin Jose
12

I’m giving you a definite maybe.
- Sam Goldwyn

I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
- Ulysses S. Grant

Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.
- Traffic Reporter

This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
- Newswoman

Submitted by: Bob
32

You can’t fix stupid, but you can punch it.

Submitted by: Lauren
20

There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.

Submitted by: amber.kai
13

I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.

Submitted by: mrs.rejected

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