Stupid Quotes & Sayings
– Everything is the same… Only different.
– Smell the color nine.
– Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
– Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.
If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)
How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
– Bill Maher