Stupid Quotes & Sayings
“When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
Then ask, what else have you got? ”
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.
I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.
If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??
If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid
There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people
Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.
Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!
“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump
Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.
To write with broken pencils is pointless.
A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?]\
I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?
The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut up..so we argue a lot.
The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.
Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!
Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
Hurry up and take your time.
Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??