Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 4
Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.
When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.
Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.
Have you ever wondered why sheep don’t shrink when they get wet?
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied
How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!
You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!
Hey, your son, you know, the 21- year- old, how old is he?
Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!
Stupid people won’t laugh reading all these stupid quotes. Too stupid to get it figured, I suppose.
Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.
When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.
Pretty stupid! but definitely not an idiot !!! lol
I’m not crazy just the voices are!
Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??
Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.
I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.
Hurry up and take your time.
The is a thin line between a stupid and a fool. I’m on a quest to discover whether it was an idiot or a fool who erased it.
I can’t never be serious, Seriously.
I’m so cool, even I want to be me.
There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!
I can’t wait to see the invisible man!
Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!
If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.
You would look clever if you just mute yourself.
I’m not fool..I’m just stupid!
No stupid remarks or questions, please, unless you really are stupid.
There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.
Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!
Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.
I can’t believe I read this thread.
I don’t have nightmares. I create them.
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.