Stupid Quotes & Sayings

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.

Submitted by: Teah monique

– Everything is the same… Only different.
– Smell the color nine.
– Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
– Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.

Submitted by: missygal

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.

Submitted by: ashley

Think smarter, not harder=]

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo

I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied

Submitted by: JaKa

I used to think I was stupid, then I met you…

Submitted by: BLRouse

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.

Submitted by: Kacey

If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

Submitted by: Paige

God must love stupid people. He has so many!!

Submitted by: kelly

Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look

Submitted by: KayKay

You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.

Submitted by: Michael

How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!

Submitted by: Person

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Submitted by: Thoogo

I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)

Submitted by: Sash

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
Bill Maher

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