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A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

Submitted by: Licia

The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut we argue a lot.

Submitted by: BLRouse

Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!

Submitted by: nikhil banerjee

The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

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Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!

Submitted by: f0sh0 homie

Hurry up and take your time.

Submitted by: Aequitas

Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??

Submitted by: Tejas

You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig

Submitted by: Carolina

One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

Submitted by: Wisa

When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

Submitted by: Holly

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: raul

If people say we are all unique and special in our own way…is that just a polite way of saying you are stupid?

Submitted by: gfjhjghkjhkdgh

People’s last words:
– Throw me that knife, please!
– Is it the black wire?
– I’ll check how deep the lake is.
– Was this seafood?

Submitted by: sillygirl

Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!

Submitted by: Enid

I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.

Submitted by: weirdo567

I can’t wait to see the invisible man!

Submitted by: Azaka7

Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.

Submitted by: Rafael Sandoval

I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart

Submitted by: Tabby

I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…

Submitted by: BLRouse

There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.

Submitted by: amber.kai

Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.

Submitted by: A_Leo

America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…

Submitted by: BLRouse

In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

Submitted by: katie-renee

Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.

Submitted by: Trevor

If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!

Submitted by: dranreb

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