Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 4
Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??
Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.
I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.
Hurry up and take your time.
The is a thin line between a stupid and a fool. I’m on a quest to discover whether it was an idiot or a fool who erased it.
I can’t never be serious, Seriously.
I’m so cool, even I want to be me.
There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!
I can’t wait to see the invisible man!
Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!
If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.
You would look clever if you just mute yourself.
I’m not fool..I’m just stupid!
No stupid remarks or questions, please, unless you really are stupid.
There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.
Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!
Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.
I can’t believe I read this thread.
I don’t have nightmares. I create them.
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
People’s last words:
- Throw me that knife, please!
- Is it the black wire?
- I’ll check how deep the lake is.
- Was this seafood?
Some people are just naive, while others are just stupid.
If you’re going to be stupid you better be tough.
My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
My thermometer is sick. Get the thermometer…oh wait…
Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!
I is not an retard
There’s only one thing worse than being stupid. Being very stupid.
When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.
I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells… But I like it any way!
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.
Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.
Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.
Me may be an idiot but me is not stupid.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.