Stupid People Quotes | Funny Sayings about Stupidity - Page 4

I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.

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In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

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If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??

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Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

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There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people

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Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!

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If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid

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The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

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Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!

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Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.

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To write with broken pencils is pointless.

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A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

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The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut up..so we argue a lot.

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I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?

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“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

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Hurry up and take your time.

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I always lie. Trust me.

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Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!

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Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??

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I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.

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