Stupid Quotes & Sayings
62.3% of all statistics are made up.
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!
Video games – the virtual world which always offer you the second chance whenever you lose.
If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.
I’ll think about considering it.
Me too, as well, also.
Only half the lies I tell are true.
I would explain myself, but for your level I would need some puppets and crayons.
Not even duct tape can fix stupid.
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
Wherever you go, there you are.
If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?
Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.
Stupidity is a perfect excuse.
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
Sometimes I just lie on the floor and pretend that I’m a carrot.