Stupid Quotes & Sayings
If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.
I’ll think about considering it.
Me too, as well, also.
Only half the lies I tell are true.
I would explain myself, but for your level I would need some puppets and crayons.
Not even duct tape can fix stupid.
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.
Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.