Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 4
It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.
Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital!
I always lie. Trust me.
If you were a potato, you would be a good potato.
Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
We are all stupid, the only difference is the degree of our stupidity.
I have two sons. Both are boys.
62.3% of all statistics are made up.
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!