Stupid Quotes & Sayings

If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

Submitted by: DAVE

I’ll think about considering it.
Me too, as well, also.
Only half the lies I tell are true.
I would explain myself, but for your level I would need some puppets and crayons.
Not even duct tape can fix stupid.

Submitted by: Jimmy It

People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.

Submitted by: Jimmy It

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

Submitted by: Tara

I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.

Submitted by: Jessie

Wherever you go, there you are.

Submitted by: Mike

If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?

Submitted by: Hannanana

Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL

Stupidity is a perfect excuse.

Submitted by: Uyen

HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.

Submitted by: fred

Sometimes I just lie on the floor and pretend that I’m a carrot.

Submitted by: Stella

Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

Submitted by: J

I used to follow my dreams until the anti- stalking came into effect.

Submitted by: Shirley

Recalculating…..
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.

Submitted by: Eli :)

Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???

Submitted by: angiebaby

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