Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

Submitted by: J

I used to follow my dreams until the anti- stalking came into effect.

Submitted by: Shirley

Recalculating…..
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.

Submitted by: Eli :)

Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???

Submitted by: angiebaby

My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: katelyn, of course

Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak

Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now

I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now

If a smart person calls you, RUN you may catch the virus.

Submitted by: leslie smith

Honestly, I lie way too much.

Submitted by: court
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I have multiple personalities, and so do I.

Submitted by: Rob

I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.

Submitted by: sillywilly

Stupidity is not covered by warranty.

Submitted by: Jay Ralph ATadero

I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.

Submitted by: ananda

If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Submitted by: beatles13

Girl1: Hey, they said you failed in English class, is it true?
Girl 2: What? Who telled you?

Submitted by: BLUEDOVE

I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.

Submitted by: Rebecca!

I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Submitted by: shanooshka

The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.

Submitted by: derp

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.

Submitted by: MYA MOORE

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