Stupid Quotes & Sayings

“When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
Then ask, what else have you got? ”

Submitted by: BlueGinger

Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.

Submitted by: Bobbee

I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.

Submitted by: Kurt David

If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??

Submitted by: koala

If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid

Submitted by: ~~.:J()$H:.~~

There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people

Submitted by: chloe

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

Submitted by: Chris

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

Submitted by: amazingg

Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!

Submitted by: blondie!

Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.

Submitted by: The Keith

To write with broken pencils is pointless.

Submitted by: A Capella

I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?

Submitted by: Tony Allison

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?]\

Submitted by: Licia

The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut up..so we argue a lot.

Submitted by: BLRouse

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