Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

23

Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow

Submitted by: awesomesaurus
23

If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?

Submitted by: andrea
19

If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?

Submitted by: andrea
11

I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations

Submitted by: Alex
37

Hurry up slowly in a very quick tortoise pace…thank you very much please!

Submitted by: Kelvin-d
14

I am never serious. Seriously.

Submitted by: iLoveFriedChicken
33

Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
STOP IMAGINING!

Submitted by: Nelly
23

Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.

Submitted by: Paul Barney
16

When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

Submitted by: mahmoud
41

Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.

Submitted by: Arzeimuth
51

Have you ever wondered why sheep don’t shrink when they get wet?

Submitted by: Kris
35

Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?

Submitted by: Toinkz M.
18

I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied

Submitted by: JaKa
33

How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!

Submitted by: Person
33

You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!

Submitted by: Secret
109

Hey, your son, you know, the 21- year- old, how old is he?

Submitted by: Miley Ray Cyrus
10

Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!

Submitted by: nikhil banerjee
58

Stupid people won’t laugh reading all these stupid quotes. Too stupid to get it figured, I suppose.

Submitted by: QWERTYUIOP
14

Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.

Submitted by: Rafael Sandoval
15

When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.

Submitted by: cubbiesgirl97
46

Pretty stupid! but definitely not an idiot !!! lol

Submitted by: khiang
19

I’m not crazy just the voices are!

Submitted by: HeAtH hArRiS
18

Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??

Submitted by: Tejas
11

Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.

Submitted by: rapidkoolaid
12

I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.

Submitted by: nemo

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