Stupid Quotes & Sayings
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
– Bill Maher
“When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
Then ask, what else have you got? ”
Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.
I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.
If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??
If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid
There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people
Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump
Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!
Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.
To write with broken pencils is pointless.
I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?
A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?]\