Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.

Submitted by: cubbiesgirl97

A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^

Submitted by: Danielle

OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!

Submitted by: Gaby

I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Submitted by: anonymous

You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.

Submitted by: Elli

Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..

Submitted by: BLRouse

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.

Submitted by: Teah monique

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.

Submitted by: ashley

– Everything is the same… Only different.
– Smell the color nine.
– Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
– Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.

Submitted by: missygal

Think smarter, not harder=]

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo
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