Stupid Quotes & Sayings

One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

Submitted by: Wisa

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: raul

Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.

Submitted by: Rafael Sandoval

You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig

Submitted by: Carolina

When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

Submitted by: Holly

People’s last words:
– Throw me that knife, please!
– Is it the black wire?
– I’ll check how deep the lake is.
– Was this seafood?

Submitted by: sillygirl

If people say we are all unique and special in our own way…is that just a polite way of saying you are stupid?

Submitted by: gfjhjghkjhkdgh

I can’t wait to see the invisible man!

Submitted by: Azaka7

I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.

Submitted by: weirdo567

In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

Submitted by: katie-renee

Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!\

Submitted by: Enid

I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart

Submitted by: Tabby

I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…

Submitted by: BLRouse

Its not easy to argue with yourself…
No its not!
make me stupid…
im done>
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
i wanted a freakin cookie!

Submitted by: this is what i

America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…

Submitted by: BLRouse

Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.

Submitted by: Trevor

There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.

Submitted by: amber.kai

Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.

Submitted by: A_Leo

Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.

Submitted by: rapidkoolaid

If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!

Submitted by: dranreb

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