Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 5
If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations
Hurry up slowly in a very quick tortoise pace…thank you very much please!
I am never serious. Seriously.
Imagine a tsunami was coming?
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.
When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.
Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.
Have you ever wondered why sheep don’t shrink when they get wet?
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied
How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!
You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!
Hey, your son, you know, the 21- year- old, how old is he?
Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!
Stupid people won’t laugh reading all these stupid quotes. Too stupid to get it figured, I suppose.
Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.
When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.
Pretty stupid! but definitely not an idiot !!! lol
I’m not crazy just the voices are!
Please do not try this at home… Does that mean you can try this at school??
Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.
I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.