Stupid Quotes & Sayings
“When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
Then ask, what else have you got? ”
Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.
I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.
If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people
If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid
Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.
“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump
Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!
Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.
To write with broken pencils is pointless.
A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?]\
I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?
The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut up..so we argue a lot.