Stupid People Quotes | Funny Sayings about Stupidity - Page 5

Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.

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You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig

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People’s last words:
– Throw me that knife, please!
– Is it the black wire?
– I’ll check how deep the lake is.
– Was this seafood?

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I can’t wait to see the invisible man!

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One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

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If people say we are all unique and special in our own way…is that just a polite way of saying you are stupid?

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When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

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I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart

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Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.

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Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!

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If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!

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I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…

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There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.

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Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.

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Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.

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Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
SHUT UP!
make me stupid…
im done>
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!

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I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations

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Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.

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It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
– George W. Bush

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America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…

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