Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.
You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig
A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.
People’s last words: – Throw me that knife, please! – Is it the black wire? – I’ll check how deep the lake is. – Was this seafood?
Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
I can’t wait to see the invisible man!
When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!
If people say we are all unique and special in our own way…is that just a polite way of saying you are stupid?
I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart
Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!
I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…
There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.
Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.
Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.
Its not easy to argue with yourself… YES IT IS No its not! SHUT UP! make me stupid… im done> NOW MY TURN when life gives you lemons make lemonade. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE! i wanted a freakin cookie!
Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.
I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air! – George W. Bush
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