Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 5
I’ll think about considering it.
Me too, as well, also.
Only half the lies I tell are true.
I would explain myself, but for your level I would need some puppets and crayons.
Not even duct tape can fix stupid.
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
Wherever you go, there you are.
If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?
Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.
Stupidity is a perfect excuse.
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
Sometimes I just lie on the floor and pretend that I’m a carrot.