Stupid Quotes & Sayings
My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.
Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.
Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.
I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.
If a smart person calls you, RUN you may catch the virus.
Honestly, I lie way too much.
I have multiple personalities, and so do I.
I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.
Stupidity is not covered by warranty.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”
Girl1: Hey, they said you failed in English class, is it true?
Girl 2: What? Who telled you?
I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.
I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.