Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

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I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

Submitted by: Tara

I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.

Submitted by: Jessie

Wherever you go, there you are.

Submitted by: Mike

If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?

Submitted by: Hannanana

Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL

Stupidity is a perfect excuse.

Submitted by: Uyen

HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.

Submitted by: fred

Sometimes I just lie on the floor and pretend that I’m a carrot.

Submitted by: Stella

Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

Submitted by: J

I used to follow my dreams until the anti- stalking came into effect.

Submitted by: Shirley
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