Stupid Quotes & Sayings

My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: katelyn, of course

Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak

Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now

I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now

If a smart person calls you, RUN you may catch the virus.

Submitted by: leslie smith

Honestly, I lie way too much.

Submitted by: court

I have multiple personalities, and so do I.

Submitted by: Rob

I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.

Submitted by: sillywilly

Stupidity is not covered by warranty.

Submitted by: Jay Ralph ATadero

I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.

Submitted by: ananda

If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Submitted by: beatles13

Girl1: Hey, they said you failed in English class, is it true?
Girl 2: What? Who telled you?

Submitted by: BLUEDOVE

I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.

Submitted by: Rebecca!

I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Submitted by: shanooshka

The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.

Submitted by: derp

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