Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 5
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
Wherever you go, there you are.
If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?
Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.
Stupidity is a perfect excuse.
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
Sometimes I just lie on the floor and pretend that I’m a carrot.
Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!
I used to follow my dreams until the anti- stalking came into effect.