Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

53

“When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
Then ask, what else have you got? “

Submitted by: BlueGinger
197

I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Submitted by: jude
11

I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.

Submitted by: nemo
4

If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

Submitted by: DAVE
3

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

Submitted by: Tara
77

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.

Submitted by: Kacey
5

I think we agree, the past is over.
- George W. Bush

28

If people say we are all unique and special in our own way…is that just a polite way of saying you are stupid?

Submitted by: gfjhjghkjhkdgh
103

“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”

Submitted by: you rock my sox
4

I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
- George Wallace

4

The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.

10

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
- Greg Norman

10

Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip?
Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.

Submitted by: Rottweiler
9

And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
- George W. Bush

45

Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.

Submitted by: The Keith
2

We made too many wrong mistakes.
- Yogi Berra

17

I can’t never be serious, Seriously.

Submitted by: alex
10

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
- George W. Bush

9

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
- Linda Evangelista

1

To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!

Submitted by: Lex
10

I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Submitted by: shanooshka
2

I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now
152

Second is the first loser.

Submitted by: dr.fill02
122

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

Submitted by: ajhflwuhef
5

Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

Submitted by: Sheila

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