Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 5
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
– Britney Spears
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.
I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
– George Wallace
I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
– George W. Bush
“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”
Wherever you go, there you are.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
– Yogi Berra
I can’t never be serious, Seriously.
I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
– Linda Evangelista
Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.
I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.
Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.
If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
– George W. Bush
Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.
Second is the first loser.
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
– Greg Norman
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.
I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.
When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.
Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.
I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.