Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 5
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!
Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.
Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.
I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations
If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!
Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.
Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.
I am never serious. Seriously.
I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
– Albert Einstein
I can’t never be serious, Seriously.
I never apologize, I’m sorry but that’s just the way I am.
Everything is good, unless it’s not.
Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.
If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.
I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.
I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.
When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.
I always lie. Trust me.