Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 5
I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
– Britney Spears
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
– George W. Bush
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.
I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
– George Wallace
And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
– George W. Bush
“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”
Wherever you go, there you are.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
– Yogi Berra
If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.
I can’t never be serious, Seriously.
You can’t just let nature run wild.
– Wally Hickel
I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
– Linda Evangelista
Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.
I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.
Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.
Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
– Greg Norman
Second is the first loser.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.
I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.
If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?