Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

78

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.

Submitted by: Kacey
4

I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
– George Wallace

9

And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
George W. Bush

104

“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”

Submitted by: you rock my sox
2

I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now
2

You can observe a lot just by watching.
Yogi Berra

17

I can’t never be serious, Seriously.

Submitted by: alex
9

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
– Linda Evangelista

8

Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.

Submitted by: logan donovan
12

I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.

Submitted by: nemo
46

Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.

Submitted by: The Keith
3

Wherever you go, there you are.

Submitted by: Mike
10

I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Submitted by: shanooshka
23

Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.

Submitted by: Paul Barney
153

Second is the first loser.

Submitted by: dr.fill02
11

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
– Greg Norman

123

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

Submitted by: ajhflwuhef
96

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.

Submitted by: Teah monique
4

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

Submitted by: Tara
5

If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

Submitted by: DAVE
57

I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.

Submitted by: Kurt David
16

When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

Submitted by: mahmoud
135

Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo
5

The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.

12

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
George W. Bush


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