Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 5
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
– Britney Spears
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.
The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.
I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
– George Wallace
And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
– George W. Bush
“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”
Wherever you go, there you are.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
– Yogi Berra
If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.
I can’t never be serious, Seriously.
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
– George W. Bush
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
You can’t just let nature run wild.
– Wally Hickel
I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
– Linda Evangelista
Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.
I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.
Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.
Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
– Greg Norman
Second is the first loser.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.
I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.