Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 5
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!
I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.
I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.
America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…
Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!
When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!
Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
- Laurell K. Hamilton
If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
God must love stupid people. He has so many!!
OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!
Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???
Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
Don’t hate me cause i’m beautiful!! Hate me cause your man thinks soo!!
If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.
If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.
Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;
Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
I’m so cool, even I want to be me.
I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)
I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart
I have two daughters…both are girls!
I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.