Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

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I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
– George Wallace

10

Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip?
Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.

Submitted by: Rottweiler
9

And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
George W. Bush

104

“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”

Submitted by: you rock my sox
2

You can observe a lot just by watching.
Yogi Berra

17

I can’t never be serious, Seriously.

Submitted by: alex
9

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
– Linda Evangelista

8

Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.

Submitted by: logan donovan
12

I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.

Submitted by: nemo
46

Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.

Submitted by: The Keith
3

Wherever you go, there you are.

Submitted by: Mike
10

I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Submitted by: shanooshka
2

I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now
153

Second is the first loser.

Submitted by: dr.fill02
11

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
– Greg Norman

123

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

Submitted by: ajhflwuhef
23

Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.

Submitted by: Paul Barney
11

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
George W. Bush

96

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.

Submitted by: Teah monique
5

If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

Submitted by: DAVE
57

I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.

Submitted by: Kurt David
135

Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo
5

The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.

4

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

Submitted by: Tara
12

I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.

Submitted by: Justin Jose

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