Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!

Submitted by: dranreb

Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.

Submitted by: Paul Barney

Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.

Submitted by: rapidkoolaid

I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations

Submitted by: Alex

If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!

Submitted by: willbot89

Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.

Submitted by: CJ

Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.

Submitted by: eajjw99

I am never serious. Seriously.

Submitted by: iLoveFriedChicken

I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.

Submitted by: mrs.rejected

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
Albert Einstein

Stupid Quote: With fame I become more and more...

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I can’t never be serious, Seriously.

Submitted by: alex

I never apologize, I’m sorry but that’s just the way I am.

Submitted by: Anna

Everything is good, unless it’s not.

Submitted by: Gasper

Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?

Submitted by: Gizmo

There’s no vaccine against stupid.

Stupid Quote: There’s no vaccine against stupid.

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My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.

Submitted by: 456789456789456

I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.

Submitted by: bloodscker

Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?

Submitted by: Toinkz M.

If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.

Submitted by: Liam

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
George W. Bush

If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.

Submitted by: Dr Manney

I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.

Submitted by: Rebecca!

I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

Submitted by: redalert286

When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

Submitted by: mahmoud

I always lie. Trust me.

Submitted by: AlexL

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