Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 5
I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
– George Wallace
Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip?
Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.
And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
– George W. Bush
“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”
You can observe a lot just by watching.
– Yogi Berra
I can’t never be serious, Seriously.
I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
– Linda Evangelista
Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.
I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.
Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.
Wherever you go, there you are.
I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.
Second is the first loser.
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
– Greg Norman
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
– George W. Bush
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.
If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.
I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.
Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.
The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.
I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.