Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

9

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
– Britney Spears

78

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.

Submitted by: Kacey
4

I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
– George Wallace

10

I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Submitted by: shanooshka
9

And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
George W. Bush

104

“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”

Submitted by: you rock my sox
3

Wherever you go, there you are.

Submitted by: Mike
2

You can observe a lot just by watching.
Yogi Berra

5

If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

Submitted by: DAVE
17

I can’t never be serious, Seriously.

Submitted by: alex
9

You can’t just let nature run wild.
– Wally Hickel

9

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
– Linda Evangelista

8

Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.

Submitted by: logan donovan
13

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
George W. Bush

12

I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.

Submitted by: nemo
46

Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.

Submitted by: The Keith
23

Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.

Submitted by: Paul Barney
11

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
– Greg Norman

154

Second is the first loser.

Submitted by: dr.fill02
124

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

Submitted by: ajhflwuhef
96

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.

Submitted by: Teah monique
57

I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.

Submitted by: Kurt David
9

If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?

Submitted by: Martin boakye
16

When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

Submitted by: mahmoud
25

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

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