Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

53

“When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
Then ask, what else have you got? “

Submitted by: BlueGinger
8

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
- George W. Bush

197

I swear to Drunk, I’m not God!

Submitted by: jude
77

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.

Submitted by: Kacey
11

I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.

Submitted by: nemo
28

If people say we are all unique and special in our own way…is that just a polite way of saying you are stupid?

Submitted by: gfjhjghkjhkdgh
103

“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”

Submitted by: you rock my sox
4

I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
- George Wallace

4

The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.

9

And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
- George W. Bush

45

Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.

Submitted by: The Keith
2

We made too many wrong mistakes.
- Yogi Berra

10

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
- Greg Norman

9

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
- Linda Evangelista

17

I can’t never be serious, Seriously.

Submitted by: alex
10

Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip?
Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.

Submitted by: Rottweiler
152

Second is the first loser.

Submitted by: dr.fill02
4

If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

Submitted by: DAVE
122

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent

Submitted by: ajhflwuhef
5

I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
- George W. Bush

95

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.

Submitted by: Teah monique
56

I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.

Submitted by: Kurt David
3

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

Submitted by: Tara
5

The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
- Gerry Brown

5

Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
- Othal Brand


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