Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 6
I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.
If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations
Hurry up slowly in a very quick tortoise pace…thank you very much please!
I am never serious. Seriously.
Imagine a tsunami was coming?
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.
When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.
Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.
Have you ever wondered why sheep don’t shrink when they get wet?
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied
How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!
You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!
Hey, your son, you know, the 21- year- old, how old is he?
As a girl was looking at a poodle, she said “Whoa! it’s a sheep!”
Pretty stupid, eh?
Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!
Stupid people won’t laugh reading all these stupid quotes. Too stupid to get it figured, I suppose.