Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.
A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.
If brains were gasoline you wouldn’t have enough to propel a flea’s motorcycle around a doughnut.
If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!
I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.
I am never serious. Seriously.
Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.
There’s no vaccine against stupid.
With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon. – Albert Einstein
I never apologize, I’m sorry but that’s just the way I am.
Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. – Britney Spears
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid. – Ricky Gervais
I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.
I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
Everything is good, unless it’s not.
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
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