Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 6

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If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?

Submitted by: Martin boakye
16

When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

Submitted by: mahmoud
135

Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo
5

The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.

12

I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.

Submitted by: Justin Jose
27

Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.

Submitted by: Trevor
6

I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
George W. Bush

2

To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!

Submitted by: Lex
211

Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

Submitted by: Cori
4

Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL
10

I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.

Submitted by: richard
26

Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.

Submitted by: eajjw99
12

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

12

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
George W. Bush

12

I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn

I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant

Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter

This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
– Newswoman

Submitted by: Bob
62

Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

Submitted by: Chris
6

The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
– Gerry Brown

6

Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
– Othal Brand

15

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

3

We made too many wrong mistakes.
Yogi Berra

114

Think smarter, not harder=]

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo
61

Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!

Submitted by: blondie!
12

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

12

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey
8

My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: katelyn, of course

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