Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 6

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Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
- Othal Brand

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Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.

Submitted by: Paul Barney
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To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!

Submitted by: Lex
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Only ignorance excuses stupidity.
- Nalini Singh
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Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo
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I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Submitted by: shanooshka
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The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
- Dan Quayle

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Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
- Ronald Reagan

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If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.
- Gerald Ford

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When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

Submitted by: mahmoud
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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
- George W. Bush

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Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.

Submitted by: Trevor
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Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

Submitted by: Cori
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I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.

Submitted by: Justin Jose
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I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now
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If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

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I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.

Submitted by: richard
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Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

Submitted by: Chris
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My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: katelyn, of course
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Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

Submitted by: J
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I’m giving you a definite maybe.
- Sam Goldwyn

I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
- Ulysses S. Grant

Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.
- Traffic Reporter

This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
- Newswoman

Submitted by: Bob
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Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.

Submitted by: eajjw99
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Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!

Submitted by: blondie!
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Think smarter, not harder=]

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo

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