Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 6

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Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.

Submitted by: Paul Barney
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Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
- Othal Brand

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I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
- Gerald Ford

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The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
- Gerry Brown

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I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now
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Only ignorance excuses stupidity.
- Nalini Singh
Stupid Quote: Only ignorance excuses stupidity. - Nalini Singh

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To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!

Submitted by: Lex
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Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo
11

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

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If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.
- Gerald Ford

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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
- Dan Quayle

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Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
- Ronald Reagan

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I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.

Submitted by: Justin Jose
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When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

Submitted by: mahmoud
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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
- George W. Bush

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I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.

Submitted by: richard
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Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.

Submitted by: Trevor
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Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

Submitted by: Cori
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Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

Submitted by: Sheila
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If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

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Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

Submitted by: J
60

Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

Submitted by: Chris
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Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.

Submitted by: eajjw99
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Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!

Submitted by: blondie!
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If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?

Submitted by: Martin boakye

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