Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 6

16

When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

Submitted by: mahmoud
7

I think we agree, the past is over.
George W. Bush

27

Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.

Submitted by: Trevor
210

Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

Submitted by: Cori
10

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey
6

I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
George W. Bush

26

Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.

Submitted by: eajjw99
61

Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

Submitted by: Chris
12

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

9

If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?

Submitted by: Martin boakye
5

I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.

Submitted by: sillywilly
60

Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!

Submitted by: blondie!
12

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
George W. Bush

6

Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
– Othal Brand

6

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
– Gerald Ford

6

The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
– Gerry Brown

3

I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.

Submitted by: Dillon Henwood
3

We made too many wrong mistakes.
Yogi Berra

114

Think smarter, not harder=]

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo
10

I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.

Submitted by: richard
12

I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn

I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant

Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter

This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
– Newswoman

Submitted by: Bob
12

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

15

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

8

Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

Submitted by: J
6

If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.
– Gerald Ford


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