Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 6
Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.
The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.
I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.
Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!
Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.
To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!
Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.
I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.
I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.
I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
– George W. Bush
Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
– George W. Bush
I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn
I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant
Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).
It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?
Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter
This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
– Gerry Brown
Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
– Othal Brand
Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
– Albert Einstein
We made too many wrong mistakes.
– Yogi Berra
Think smarter, not harder=]
Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.
– Gerald Ford
I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
– Dan Quayle