Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 6
Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
- Othal Brand
Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.
To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!
Only ignorance excuses stupidity.
- Nalini Singh
Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.
I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
- Dan Quayle
Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
- Ronald Reagan
If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.
- Gerald Ford
When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
- George W. Bush
Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.
Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.
I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.
I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.
Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.
My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.
Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!
I’m giving you a definite maybe.
- Sam Goldwyn
I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
- Ulysses S. Grant
Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).
It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?
Traffic is moving at a standstill.
- Traffic Reporter
This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.
Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!
Think smarter, not harder=]