Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 6
Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.
Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
- Othal Brand
I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
- Gerald Ford
The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
- Gerry Brown
I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.
Only ignorance excuses stupidity.
- Nalini Singh
To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!
Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.
- Gerald Ford
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
- Dan Quayle
Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
- Ronald Reagan
I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.
When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
- George W. Bush
I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.
Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.
Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.
Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!
Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.
Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.
Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!
If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?