Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 6

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Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

Submitted by: Sheila
95

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.

Submitted by: Teah monique
23

Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.

Submitted by: Paul Barney
56

I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.

Submitted by: Kurt David
5

Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
- Othal Brand

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I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
- Gerald Ford

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The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
- Gerry Brown

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Only ignorance excuses stupidity.
- Nalini Singh
Stupid Quote: Only ignorance excuses stupidity. - Nalini Singh

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Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo
11

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

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If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.
- Gerald Ford

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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
- Dan Quayle

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Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
- Ronald Reagan

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I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.

Submitted by: Justin Jose
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When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

Submitted by: mahmoud
7

Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

Submitted by: J
11

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
- George W. Bush

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I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.

Submitted by: richard
27

Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.

Submitted by: Trevor
209

Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

Submitted by: Cori
8

I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

Submitted by: Lissy
11

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

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Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL
60

Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

Submitted by: Chris
10

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey

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