Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 6


When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

Submitted by: mahmoud

I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.

Submitted by: Justin Jose

I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.

Submitted by: richard

Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo

Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.

Submitted by: Trevor

I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
George W. Bush


To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!

Submitted by: Lex

Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.

Submitted by: Cori

Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey

I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn

I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant

Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter

This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
– Newswoman

Submitted by: Bob

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.


Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
George W. Bush


Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

Submitted by: Chris

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein


My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: katelyn, of course

Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!

Submitted by: blondie!

The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
– Gerry Brown


Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
– Othal Brand


We made too many wrong mistakes.
Yogi Berra


Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.

Submitted by: eajjw99

Think smarter, not harder=]

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo

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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
– Dan Quayle


Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
– Ronald Reagan

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