Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

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I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.

Submitted by: Rebecca!

When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

Submitted by: mahmoud

I always lie. Trust me.

Submitted by: AlexL

I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

Submitted by: redalert286

Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;

Submitted by: SARAH(;

I’m so cool, even I want to be me.

Submitted by: Dion

Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!

Submitted by: shaun fatty devine

Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip?
Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.

Submitted by: Rottweiler

I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.

Submitted by: nemo

Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow

Submitted by: awesomesaurus

Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: marino

My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.

Submitted by: shani3

I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Submitted by: shanooshka

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
George W. Bush

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Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
George W. Bush

Stupid Quote: Rarely is the question asked: is our...

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When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
Bill Clinton

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I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
Bill Clinton

Stupid Quote: I may not have been the greatest...

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They misunderestimated me.
George W. Bush

Stupid Quote: They misunderestimated me. – George W. Bush

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