Stupid Quotes & Sayings
In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.
I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart
I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…
There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.
Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.
Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
make me stupid…
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!
America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…
Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.
Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!
Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.
I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations
If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!
Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.
It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
– George W. Bush