Stupid Quotes & Sayings
I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.
When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.
I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.
Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;
Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
– Albert Einstein
Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!
I’m so cool, even I want to be me.
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.
Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip?
Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.
I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.
I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn
I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant
Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).
It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?
Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter
This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
Is being stupid a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
– George W. Bush