Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!\

Submitted by: Enid

I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…

Submitted by: BLRouse

I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart

Submitted by: Tabby

America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…

Submitted by: BLRouse

Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
SHUT UP!
make me stupid…
im done>
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!

Submitted by: this is what i
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Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.

Submitted by: Trevor

There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.

Submitted by: amber.kai

Nothing is impossible, unless you can’t do it.

Submitted by: rapidkoolaid

Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.

Submitted by: A_Leo

If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!

Submitted by: dranreb

I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations

Submitted by: Alex
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Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.

Submitted by: Paul Barney

If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!

Submitted by: willbot89

Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.

Submitted by: CJ

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
George W. Bush

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