Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7
I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!
I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!
Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.
Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.
You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.
If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
God must love stupid people. He has so many!!
Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity…
I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.
Half the people you know are below average.
Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Steven Wright
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- Steven Wright
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it stops snowing.
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
You need to kiss many frogs before you find your pig
You arent stupid unless you are the total opposite of smart which you are!
“when someone calls you stupid, you arent really stupid, they are just jealous unsmart people have more fun!!”
Its not easy to argue with yourself…
YES IT IS
No its not!
make me stupid…
NOW MY TURN
when life gives you lemons make lemonade.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE FREAKIN LEMONADE!
i wanted a freakin cookie!
If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)
Think smarter, not harder=]
Put your seatbelt on guys, I wanna try something.
You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..
If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! :P
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.