Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!
I is not an retard
There’s only one thing worse than being stupid. Being very stupid.
When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.
I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells… But I like it any way!
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.
Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.
Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.
Me may be an idiot but me is not stupid.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.
The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut up..so we argue a lot.
Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..
I used to think I was stupid, then I met you…
Stupid can change, Ugly is forever
America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…
I wouldn’t call you stupid or ugly…,.at least not to you’re face!
I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…
I asked a Policeman one day what was the stupidest statements he had ever heard…
This was his answer..
1.”Do you know how fast you were going”
2.”How much time have you done?”
3. “why do you guys always pick on me”.. And my favorite
“I was going to bring the car back to them… Someday!!”
If people say we are all unique and special in our own way…is that just a polite way of saying you are stupid?
Hey Everyone!!!!…Lets play stupid,…Are you Ready…Get Set…Stop!… .OK..”You All Win”…Congratulations…Wanna…Play Again.?