Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7


Everything is good, unless it’s not.

Submitted by: Gasper

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.

Submitted by: ashley

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
– Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti- smoking campaign.

Submitted by: flub

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

Submitted by: Licia

If aliens came down to Earth looking for inteligent life… As soon as they saw us they would turn straight back around again

Submitted by: Ellen rox with sox

You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.

Submitted by: Elli

I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart

Submitted by: Tabby

We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.

Submitted by: owain

“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”

Submitted by: owain

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

Submitted by: owain

Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.

Submitted by: The Keith

When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

Submitted by: Holly

If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!

Submitted by: willbot89

What color was Napoleon’s white horse?
Uh, I donno… Black?

Submitted by: She Who Shall Not Be Named

“When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
Then ask, what else have you got? “

Submitted by: BlueGinger

Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!

Submitted by: blondie!

Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tounge?

Stupid Quote: Have you ever wondered why you can’t...

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Submitted by: Joe Momma

- Everything is the same… Only different.
– Smell the color nine.
– Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
– Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.

Submitted by: missygal

Stupidity is a state of mind.

Submitted by: The Black Widow

I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Submitted by: anonymous

- Boy : “Me + You =1″
– Stupid Girl : “Do U Mean I Am 0″

Submitted by: StuPiDiTy-StaR

Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

Submitted by: Chris

The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it

Submitted by: Steve

Im not stupid I just lack common sense

Submitted by: clemson101

Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?

Submitted by: Gizmo

What side of stupid did you wake up on? Where were you the day the brains were passed out?

Submitted by: leslie crofford

If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid

Submitted by: ~~.:J()$H:.~~

I once had a pet SNAIL, but it RAN away from me! :S

Submitted by: Stefana

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

Submitted by: amazingg

Don’t tell me I can be anything and be happy because I will be walking around in a clown costume

Submitted by: Tanner

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