Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I just can’t stand how everyone lately seems to be saying “I mean” before they even start their sentence. Or “I know” “You Know” “Or Whatever” “Like” “Know What I Mean”. All of the people saying these things to me sound very stupid.
How can all these people be graduating high school when they don’t even know how to speak!! College kids even talk like this!! Even doctors are now into saying the word “So” before all their sentences. There is no such thing as English anymore. Our world is falling apart.

Submitted by: Jerrid

I owe my parents a lot, especially my mom and dad.

Submitted by: tammy14

A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.

Submitted by: Tj

I am not insane… My mom got me tested.

Submitted by: Catarina

In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

Submitted by: katie-renee

Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.

Submitted by: logan donovan
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Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.

Submitted by: grifjac

Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.

Submitted by: ajoi

You can be anything you want when you grow up – OK, actually, you can’t. When I was little, I wanted to be a Llama when I grew up. I still haven’t gotten there yet.
My substitute teacher said this! We were all, like, in hysterics…

Submitted by: SarcasmMakesTheWorldGoRound

If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?

Submitted by: Martin boakye

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey
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When I came to this city, I only had 10 dollars…then I lost that too.

Submitted by: Teacher

I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.

Submitted by: richard

I have two daughters…both are girls!

Submitted by: babu

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.

Submitted by: Sylvia

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