Stupid Quotes & Sayings
A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.
I am not insane… My mom got me tested.
In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.
Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.
Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
You can be anything you want when you grow up – OK, actually, you can’t. When I was little, I wanted to be a Llama when I grew up. I still haven’t gotten there yet.
My substitute teacher said this! We were all, like, in hysterics…
If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
When I came to this city, I only had 10 dollars…then I lost that too.
I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.
I have two daughters…both are girls!
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.
People always say you can be who you wanna be but I can never be a giraffe.
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