Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.

Submitted by: logan donovan

Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.

Submitted by: grifjac

Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.

Submitted by: ajoi

You can be anything you want when you grow up – OK, actually, you can’t. When I was little, I wanted to be a Llama when I grew up. I still haven’t gotten there yet.
My substitute teacher said this! We were all, like, in hysterics…

Submitted by: SarcasmMakesTheWorldGoRound

If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?

Submitted by: Martin boakye

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey

When I came to this city, I only had 10 dollars…then I lost that too.

Submitted by: Teacher

I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.

Submitted by: richard

I have two daughters…both are girls!

Submitted by: babu

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.

Submitted by: Sylvia

People always say you can be who you wanna be but I can never be a giraffe.

Submitted by: Cookie Monster

Important NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice, eventually you’ll realize that this notice isn’t worth noticing.

Submitted by: confucius

Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!\

Submitted by: Enid

I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

Submitted by: redalert286

I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?

Submitted by: Tony Allison

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