Stupid Quotes & Sayings
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
You can be anything you want when you grow up – OK, actually, you can’t. When I was little, I wanted to be a Llama when I grew up. I still haven’t gotten there yet.
My substitute teacher said this! We were all, like, in hysterics…
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.
People always say you can be who you wanna be but I can never be a giraffe.
Important NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice, eventually you’ll realize that this notice isn’t worth noticing.
Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!\
I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?