Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

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Stupidity is not covered by warranty.

Submitted by: Jay Ralph ATadero

I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.

Submitted by: ananda

If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Submitted by: beatles13

Girl1: Hey, they said you failed in English class, is it true?
Girl 2: What? Who telled you?

Submitted by: BLUEDOVE

I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.

Submitted by: Rebecca!

I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Submitted by: shanooshka

The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.

Submitted by: derp

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.

Submitted by: MYA MOORE

Experts say that 1 out of 3 patients have mental issues. Check 2 friends. If they’re o.k., you’re it.

Submitted by: CJ

Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip?
Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.

Submitted by: Rottweiler
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