Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7
If a smart person calls you, RUN you may catch the virus.
Honestly, I lie way too much.
I have multiple personalities, and so do I.
I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.
Stupidity is not covered by warranty.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”
Girl1: Hey, they said you failed in English class, is it true?
Girl 2: What? Who telled you?
I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.
I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.