Stupid Quotes & Sayings
In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.
Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.
Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.
You can be anything you want when you grow up – OK, actually, you can’t. When I was little, I wanted to be a Llama when I grew up. I still haven’t gotten there yet.
My substitute teacher said this! We were all, like, in hysterics…
If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
When I came to this city, I only had 10 dollars…then I lost that too.
I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.
I have two daughters…both are girls!
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.
People always say you can be who you wanna be but I can never be a giraffe.
Important NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice, eventually you’ll realize that this notice isn’t worth noticing.
Adults say if you work hard you can be any thing you want but I’m still not a whale yet!!\
I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.