Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

If a smart person calls you, RUN you may catch the virus.

Submitted by: leslie smith

Honestly, I lie way too much.

Submitted by: court

I have multiple personalities, and so do I.

Submitted by: Rob

I worked so hard to be stupid but just make it look easy.

Submitted by: sillywilly

Stupidity is not covered by warranty.

Submitted by: Jay Ralph ATadero

I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.

Submitted by: ananda

If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Submitted by: beatles13

Girl1: Hey, they said you failed in English class, is it true?
Girl 2: What? Who telled you?

Submitted by: BLUEDOVE

I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.

Submitted by: Rebecca!

I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Submitted by: shanooshka
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