Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
– Dan Quayle
Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
– Ronald Reagan
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?
I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!
I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.
I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…
If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
– George W. Bush
62.3% of all statistics are made up.
Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!
I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.
I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
– Gerald Ford
If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”
America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…
When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!
There’s no vaccine against stupid.
Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;
Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.
I think we agree, the past is over.
– George W. Bush
If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)
“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?