Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
– Dan Quayle
Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
– Ronald Reagan
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.
I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…
A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!
If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
– George W. Bush
I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.
Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!
I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
– Gerald Ford
America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…
62.3% of all statistics are made up.
If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”
I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
– George Bush
When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!
There’s no vaccine against stupid.
Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.
If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)
“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump
Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;