Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7


Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.

Submitted by: eajjw99

Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!

Submitted by: blondie!

If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?

Submitted by: Martin boakye

I worked so hard to be stupid but just make it look easy.

Submitted by: sillywilly

Think smarter, not harder=]

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo

If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
- George W. Bush


I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

Submitted by: Lissy

I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.

Submitted by: Lissy-lover

I’m giving you a definite maybe.
- Sam Goldwyn

I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
- Ulysses S. Grant

Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.
- Traffic Reporter

This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
- Newswoman

Submitted by: Bob

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

Submitted by: Licia

I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…

Submitted by: BLRouse

I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.

Submitted by: weirdo567

If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!

Submitted by: dranreb

Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Mom: Why?
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!

Submitted by: JustinBieber

I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

Submitted by: redalert286

America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…

Submitted by: BLRouse

Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

Submitted by: Snake

My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: katelyn, of course

When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

Submitted by: Holly

Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak

If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Submitted by: beatles13

Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
- Laurell K. Hamilton


“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

Submitted by: amazingg

62.3% of all statistics are made up.

Submitted by: Dwight

If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

Submitted by: Paige

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