Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

113

Think smarter, not harder=]

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo
12

If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
- George W. Bush

9

If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?

Submitted by: Martin boakye
6

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
- George Bush

60

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

Submitted by: Licia
40

I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…

Submitted by: BLRouse
1

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
- Scott Adams

42

I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.

Submitted by: weirdo567
34

If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!

Submitted by: dranreb
22

I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

Submitted by: redalert286
5

I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.

Submitted by: sillywilly
5

Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

Submitted by: Sheila
38

America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…

Submitted by: BLRouse
13

Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Mom: Why?
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!

Submitted by: JustinBieber
7

Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???

Submitted by: angiebaby
54

When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

Submitted by: Holly
10

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey
3

Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL
1

Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
- Laurell K. Hamilton

7

I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

Submitted by: Lissy
137

If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

Submitted by: Paige
6

HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.

Submitted by: fred
81

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

Submitted by: amazingg
18

If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?

Submitted by: andrea
144

God must love stupid people. He has so many!!

Submitted by: kelly

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