Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

4

Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL
40

I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…

Submitted by: BLRouse
9

I think we agree, the past is over.
George W. Bush

11

I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.

Submitted by: Lissy-lover
61

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

Submitted by: Licia
42

I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.

Submitted by: weirdo567
34

If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!

Submitted by: dranreb
13

If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
George W. Bush

22

I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

Submitted by: redalert286
38

America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…

Submitted by: BLRouse
5

I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.

Submitted by: Dillon Henwood
8

My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: katelyn, of course
5

Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak
14

Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Mom: Why?
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!

Submitted by: JustinBieber
8

Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

Submitted by: Sheila
8

If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Submitted by: beatles13
2

To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!

Submitted by: Lex
55

When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

Submitted by: Holly
23

Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow

Submitted by: awesomesaurus
138

If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

Submitted by: Paige
82

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

Submitted by: amazingg
144

God must love stupid people. He has so many!!

Submitted by: kelly
172

OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!

Submitted by: Gaby
19

If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?

Submitted by: andrea
377

Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

Submitted by: diff

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