Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
– Dan Quayle
Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
– Ronald Reagan
I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…
A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?
I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!
If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
– George W. Bush
Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!
I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.
I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.
America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…
My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.
Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.
Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.
Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.
If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”
To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!
When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!
If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)
“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump
God must love stupid people. He has so many!!
OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.