Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7
Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
- Albert Einstein
Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.
Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!
If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?
I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.
Think smarter, not harder=]
If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
- George W. Bush
I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.
I’m giving you a definite maybe.
- Sam Goldwyn
I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
- Ulysses S. Grant
Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).
It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?
Traffic is moving at a standstill.
- Traffic Reporter
This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?
I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…
I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!
Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!
I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.
America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.
When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!
Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.
If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”
Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
- Laurell K. Hamilton
“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump
62.3% of all statistics are made up.
If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)