Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7
Think smarter, not harder=]
If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
- George W. Bush
If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
- George Bush
A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?
I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
- Scott Adams
I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!
I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.
I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.
Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.
America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…
Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!
Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???
When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein
Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.
Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
- Laurell K. Hamilton
I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!
If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
God must love stupid people. He has so many!!