Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

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Think smarter, not harder=]

Submitted by: Danielle Urrabazo
12

If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
- George W. Bush

9

If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?

Submitted by: Martin boakye
12

I’m giving you a definite maybe.
- Sam Goldwyn

I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
- Ulysses S. Grant

Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.
- Traffic Reporter

This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
- Newswoman

Submitted by: Bob
60

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

Submitted by: Licia
40

I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…

Submitted by: BLRouse
5

Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

Submitted by: Sheila
1

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
- Scott Adams

42

I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.

Submitted by: weirdo567
34

If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!

Submitted by: dranreb
22

I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

Submitted by: redalert286
5

I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.

Submitted by: sillywilly
38

America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…

Submitted by: BLRouse
13

Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Mom: Why?
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!

Submitted by: JustinBieber
7

Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???

Submitted by: angiebaby
3

Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL
54

When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

Submitted by: Holly
10

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey
1

Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
- Laurell K. Hamilton

7

I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

Submitted by: Lissy
137

If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

Submitted by: Paige
6

HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.

Submitted by: fred
81

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

Submitted by: amazingg
18

If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?

Submitted by: andrea
144

God must love stupid people. He has so many!!

Submitted by: kelly

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