Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
– Dan Quayle

6

Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
– Ronald Reagan

40

I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…

Submitted by: BLRouse
61

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

Submitted by: Licia
42

I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.

Submitted by: weirdo567
34

If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!

Submitted by: dranreb
13

If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
George W. Bush

13

Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Mom: Why?
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!

Submitted by: JustinBieber
11

I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.

Submitted by: Lissy-lover
22

I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

Submitted by: redalert286
38

America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…

Submitted by: BLRouse
8

My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: katelyn, of course
4

Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL
5

Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak
8

Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

Submitted by: Sheila
8

If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Submitted by: beatles13
2

To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!

Submitted by: Lex
55

When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

Submitted by: Holly
23

Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow

Submitted by: awesomesaurus
138

If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

Submitted by: Paige
82

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

Submitted by: amazingg
144

God must love stupid people. He has so many!!

Submitted by: kelly
172

OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!

Submitted by: Gaby
19

If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?

Submitted by: andrea
377

Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.

Submitted by: diff

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