Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7
I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.
Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.
Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.
The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
– Albert Einstein
I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…
My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.
A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?
I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!
If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
– George W. Bush
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.
Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!
I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
– Gerald Ford
America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…
Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.
62.3% of all statistics are made up.
I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.
When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!
I think we agree, the past is over.
– George W. Bush
Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.
If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”
If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)
“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump