Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7
If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.
– Gerald Ford
Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.
I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…
A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?
I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.
I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.
To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!
I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!
My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.
If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
– George W. Bush
I think we agree, the past is over.
– George W. Bush
I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.
Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.
America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…
Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.
Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.
When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!
62.3% of all statistics are made up.
If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)
“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump
If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”