Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

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If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.
– Gerald Ford

4

Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL
40

I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…

Submitted by: BLRouse
61

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

Submitted by: Licia
6

I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.

Submitted by: sillywilly
6

I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.

Submitted by: Dillon Henwood
2

To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!

Submitted by: Lex
42

I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.

Submitted by: weirdo567
34

If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!

Submitted by: dranreb
8

My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: katelyn, of course
13

If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
George W. Bush

10

I think we agree, the past is over.
George W. Bush

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I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

Submitted by: redalert286
8

Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

Submitted by: Sheila
39

America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…

Submitted by: BLRouse
14

Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Mom: Why?
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!

Submitted by: JustinBieber
4

Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

Submitted by: Snake
4

Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now
5

Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak
55

When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

Submitted by: Holly
23

Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow

Submitted by: awesomesaurus
5

62.3% of all statistics are made up.

Submitted by: Dwight
138

If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

Submitted by: Paige
82

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

Submitted by: amazingg
9

If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Submitted by: beatles13

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