Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
– Dan Quayle

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Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
– Ronald Reagan

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Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

Submitted by: Snake
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A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

Submitted by: Licia
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I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

Submitted by: redalert286
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If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!

Submitted by: dranreb
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I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.

Submitted by: weirdo567
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I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…

Submitted by: BLRouse
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If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
George W. Bush

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62.3% of all statistics are made up.

Submitted by: Dwight
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Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Mom: Why?
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!

Submitted by: JustinBieber
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I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.

Submitted by: sillywilly
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I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
– Gerald Ford

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If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Submitted by: beatles13
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America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…

Submitted by: BLRouse
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When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

Submitted by: Holly
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We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

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There’s no vaccine against stupid.

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Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;

Submitted by: SARAH(;
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Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now
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I think we agree, the past is over.
George W. Bush

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If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

Submitted by: Paige
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“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

Submitted by: amazingg
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Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow

Submitted by: awesomesaurus
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If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?

Submitted by: andrea

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