Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

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If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.
– Gerald Ford

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Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL
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I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…

Submitted by: BLRouse
61

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

Submitted by: Licia
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I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.

Submitted by: sillywilly
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I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.

Submitted by: weirdo567
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If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!

Submitted by: dranreb
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We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

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My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: katelyn, of course
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If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
George W. Bush

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I think we agree, the past is over.
George W. Bush

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I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

Submitted by: redalert286
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Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

Submitted by: Sheila
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If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Submitted by: beatles13
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America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…

Submitted by: BLRouse
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Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now
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Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak
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Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Mom: Why?
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!

Submitted by: JustinBieber
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To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping!

Submitted by: Lex
55

When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

Submitted by: Holly
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Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow

Submitted by: awesomesaurus
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If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

Submitted by: Paige
82

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

Submitted by: amazingg
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I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

Submitted by: Lissy
144

God must love stupid people. He has so many!!

Submitted by: kelly

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