Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7

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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
– Dan Quayle

6

Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
– Ronald Reagan

6

If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.
– Gerald Ford

6

I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.

Submitted by: sillywilly
4

Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

Submitted by: Snake
4

Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now
40

I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…

Submitted by: BLRouse
61

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

Submitted by: Licia
42

I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.

Submitted by: weirdo567
34

If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!

Submitted by: dranreb
13

If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
George W. Bush

22

I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

Submitted by: redalert286
14

Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Mom: Why?
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!

Submitted by: JustinBieber
7

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
– Gerald Ford

39

America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…

Submitted by: BLRouse
5

Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak
5

62.3% of all statistics are made up.

Submitted by: Dwight
9

If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Submitted by: beatles13
12

I think we agree, the past is over.
George W. Bush

55

When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

Submitted by: Holly
23

Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow

Submitted by: awesomesaurus
138

If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

Submitted by: Paige
82

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

Submitted by: amazingg
13

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
– George Bush

12

There’s no vaccine against stupid.


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