Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 7


I worked so hard to be stupid but just make it look easy.

Submitted by: sillywilly

Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.

Submitted by: ASIEL

Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey

I only hang out with you, because you make me look so smart…

Submitted by: BLRouse

My unicorn thinks you have some serious problems.

Submitted by: katelyn, of course

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

Submitted by: Licia

I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.

Submitted by: weirdo567

If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!

Submitted by: dranreb

If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
George W. Bush


Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

Submitted by: Snake

I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

Submitted by: redalert286

Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Mom: Why?
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!

Submitted by: JustinBieber

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
– Gerald Ford


America is a great country. Everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion…

Submitted by: BLRouse

Being stupid is fun until somebody tells you how stupid you are.

Submitted by: sak

62.3% of all statistics are made up.

Submitted by: Dwight

I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.

Submitted by: Dillon Henwood

When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

Submitted by: Holly

Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow

Submitted by: awesomesaurus

I think we agree, the past is over.
George W. Bush


Showing you are stupid is one thing. Opening your mouth and proving it is another.

Submitted by: Sheila

If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Submitted by: beatles13

If someone asks “Do I look that stupid”. Then it’s better not to answer.:)

Submitted by: Paige

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

Submitted by: amazingg

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