Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
– Britney Spears

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
Bill Clinton

I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.

Submitted by: Justin Jose

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
George W. Bush

I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
Bill Clinton

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?

Submitted by: Nelly

They misunderestimated me.
George W. Bush

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
– Greg Norman


I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
– John Green

Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

Submitted by: J

I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.

Submitted by: richard

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal

Being stupid is its own reward.

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields

I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
– Gib Lewis

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
– Charles De Gaulle

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
– Ivana Trump

And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
George W. Bush

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