Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

Submitted by: amazingg

Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!

Submitted by: blondie!

To write with broken pencils is pointless.

Submitted by: A Capella

I told my girlfriend I needed some “alone” time and she said “Do you want me to join you”?

Submitted by: Tony Allison

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

Submitted by: Licia

The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut we argue a lot.

Submitted by: BLRouse

Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!

Submitted by: nikhil banerjee

The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are.

Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!

Submitted by: f0sh0 homie
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