Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
- George W. Bush
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.
Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Mom: Why?
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!
I think war is a dangerous place.
- George W. Bush
If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?
The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.
I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
- George Wallace
I’m giving you a definite maybe.
- Sam Goldwyn
I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
- Ulysses S. Grant
Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).
It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?
Traffic is moving at a standstill.
- Traffic Reporter
This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
- Newswoman
I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
- George W. Bush
I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
- Gerald Ford
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.
If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.
- Gerald Ford
Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
- Othal Brand