Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
– Britney Spears

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
Bill Clinton

I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.

Submitted by: Justin Jose

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
George W. Bush

I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
Bill Clinton

A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.

Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
STOP IMAGINING!

Submitted by: Nelly

They misunderestimated me.
George W. Bush

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
– Greg Norman

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I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
– John Green

Batteries are very dramatic… Other things break or stop working, but batteries? THEY DIE !!!!!

Submitted by: J

I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.

Submitted by: richard

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal

Being stupid is its own reward.

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields

I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
– Gib Lewis

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
– Charles De Gaulle

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
– Ivana Trump

And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
George W. Bush

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