Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8

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I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.

Submitted by: Kurt David
36

If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??

Submitted by: koala
30

If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.

Submitted by: JB
84

Don’t ever ask my name twice..cause that mean either my name is so stupid to be remembered or you are…you know…stupid.

Submitted by: Masoud
38

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Submitted by: Thoogo
52

Everything is good, unless it’s not.

Submitted by: Gasper
36

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.

Submitted by: ashley
91

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
– Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti- smoking campaign.

Submitted by: flub
61

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

Submitted by: Licia
170

If aliens came down to Earth looking for inteligent life… As soon as they saw us they would turn straight back around again

Submitted by: Ellen rox with sox
68

You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.

Submitted by: Elli
70

I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart

Submitted by: Tabby
114

We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.

Submitted by: owain
104

“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”

Submitted by: owain
76

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

Submitted by: owain
46

Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.

Submitted by: The Keith
55

When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

Submitted by: Holly
87

If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!

Submitted by: willbot89
180

What color was Napoleon’s white horse?
Uh, I donno… Black?

Submitted by: She Who Shall Not Be Named
54

“When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
Then ask, what else have you got? “

Submitted by: BlueGinger
60

Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!

Submitted by: blondie!
70

Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tounge?

Stupid Quote: Have you ever wondered why you can’t...

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Submitted by: Joe Momma
53

- Everything is the same… Only different.
– Smell the color nine.
– Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
– Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.

Submitted by: missygal
121

Stupidity is a state of mind.

Submitted by: The Black Widow
56

I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

Submitted by: anonymous

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