Stupid Quotes & Sayings

There’s no vaccine against stupid.

I’m not stupid I just don’t get the point of being smart.

Submitted by: mrs.rejected

I am never serious. Seriously.

Submitted by: iLoveFriedChicken

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
Albert Einstein

I can’t never be serious, Seriously.

Submitted by: alex

I never apologize, I’m sorry but that’s just the way I am.

Submitted by: Anna

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!
George W. Bush

Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?

Submitted by: Gizmo

Everything is good, unless it’s not.

Submitted by: Gasper

My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.

Submitted by: 456789456789456

Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?

Submitted by: Toinkz M.

If you want to look thin and young, hang around old fat people.

Submitted by: Liam

I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.

Submitted by: bloodscker

I always lie. Trust me.

Submitted by: AlexL

If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.

Submitted by: Dr Manney

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