Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8


To write with broken pencils is pointless.

Submitted by: A Capella

You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.

Submitted by: acer

I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I’m still not an Elephant.

Submitted by: Kurt David

If all the worlds a stage..where the heck is the audience sitting ??

Submitted by: koala

If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.

Submitted by: JB

Don’t ever ask my name twice..cause that mean either my name is so stupid to be remembered or you are…you know…stupid.

Submitted by: Masoud

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Submitted by: Thoogo

Everything is good, unless it’s not.

Submitted by: Gasper

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be misinterpreted and then used against you in the court of law.

Submitted by: ashley

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
– Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti- smoking campaign.

Submitted by: flub

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

Submitted by: Licia

If aliens came down to Earth looking for inteligent life… As soon as they saw us they would turn straight back around again

Submitted by: Ellen rox with sox

You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.

Submitted by: Elli

I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart

Submitted by: Tabby

We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.

Submitted by: owain

“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”

Submitted by: owain

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

Submitted by: owain

Sometimes I think I’m smart..but most of the time I don’t think.

Submitted by: The Keith

When I say something stupid, look at me! It may be important!

Submitted by: Holly

If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!

Submitted by: willbot89

What color was Napoleon’s white horse?
Uh, I donno… Black?

Submitted by: She Who Shall Not Be Named

“When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
Then ask, what else have you got? “

Submitted by: BlueGinger

Okay! explain everything you know, it will only take 20 seconds!

Submitted by: blondie!

Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tounge?

Stupid Quote: Have you ever wondered why you can’t...

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Submitted by: Joe Momma

– Everything is the same… Only different.
– Smell the color nine.
– Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
– Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb.

Submitted by: missygal

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