Stupid People Quotes | Funny Sayings about Stupidity - Page 8

My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.

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When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

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I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
– George W. Bush

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Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.

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When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.

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I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.

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Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.

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I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.

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It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.
– Bill Clinton

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They misunderestimated me.
– George W. Bush

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Being stupid is its own reward.

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Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
– Brooke Shields

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If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

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I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
– Bill Clinton

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And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail.
– George W. Bush

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Listen to everyone because even an idiot comes up with a good idea once in a while.

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I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.
– John Green

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If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?

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Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal

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Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

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