My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family. – George W. Bush
Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.
When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.
I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.
It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is. – Bill Clinton
They misunderestimated me. – George W. Bush
Being stupid is its own reward.
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. – Brooke Shields
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years. – Bill Clinton
And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail. – George W. Bush
Listen to everyone because even an idiot comes up with a good idea once in a while.
I figured something out. The future is unpredictable. – John Green
If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?
Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer! – Shaquille O’Neal
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
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