My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip? Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.
I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family. – George W. Bush
When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
I don’t care if you people think I am stupid…my dog begs to differ.
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
They misunderestimated me. – George W. Bush
I never lost my mind, I lost half and the other half went to look for it.
It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is. – Bill Clinton
Being stupid is its own reward.
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. – Brooke Shields
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years. – Bill Clinton
Sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see.
And there’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind… that we will fail. – George W. Bush
Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.
I figured something out. The future is unpredictable. – John Green
Listen to everyone because even an idiot comes up with a good idea once in a while.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
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