Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 8
Stupidity is proved itself when you try desperately to prove you are not stupid.
I can’t believe I read this thread.
I don’t have nightmares. I create them.
My mother told me I’m smart. My teacher told me I’m smart… My father told me I’m smart… But still my Pet invisible bee doesn’t answer.
People’s last words:
- Throw me that knife, please!
- Is it the black wire?
- I’ll check how deep the lake is.
- Was this seafood?
Some people are just naive, while others are just stupid.
If you’re going to be stupid you better be tough.
My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
My thermometer is sick. Get the thermometer…oh wait…
Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!
I is not an retard
There’s only one thing worse than being stupid. Being very stupid.
When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.
I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells… But I like it any way!
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.