Stupid Quotes & Sayings
I don’t have nightmares. I create them.
Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.
Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?
Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.
You can’t just let nature run wild.
– Wally Hickel
I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
– Linda Evangelista
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
– George W. Bush
If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing\
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???
Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!
Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
I have two sons. Both are boys.
There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
– George Bush
I wouldn’t call you stupid or ugly…,.at least not to you’re face!