Stupid Quotes & Sayings

When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

Submitted by: mahmoud

If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.

Submitted by: Dr Manney

I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.

Submitted by: redalert286

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Mediamonkey
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Procrastinators unite!…Tomorrow

Submitted by: awesomesaurus

Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;

Submitted by: SARAH(;

Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!

Submitted by: shaun fatty devine

I’m so cool, even I want to be me.

Submitted by: Dion

Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip?
Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.

Submitted by: Rottweiler

I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.

Submitted by: nemo
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A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.

Submitted by: Tj

I’m giving you a definite maybe.
– Sam Goldwyn

I know only two tunes. One of them is “Yankee Doodle” and the other isn’t.
– Ulysses S. Grant

Yes, females do pursue me (if you count mosquitoes).

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.
– Traffic Reporter

This project is so important that we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Winter related injuries occur more often in winter.
– Newswoman

Submitted by: Bob

Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: marino

My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.

Submitted by: shani3

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