Stupid Quotes & Sayings

I don’t have nightmares. I create them.

Submitted by: Jessica

Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.

Submitted by: arun

Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.

Submitted by: eajjw99

If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?

Submitted by: andrea

If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?

Submitted by: Martin boakye

Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.

Submitted by: grifjac

You can’t just let nature run wild.
– Wally Hickel

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.
– Linda Evangelista

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
George W. Bush


If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing\

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???

Submitted by: runu

Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Mom: Why?
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!

Submitted by: JustinBieber

Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.

Submitted by: logan donovan

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn

I have two sons. Both are boys.

Submitted by: Mark

There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: cameron

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
– George Bush

I wouldn’t call you stupid or ugly…,.at least not to you’re face!

Submitted by: BLRouse

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