Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 9
I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
- Gerald Ford
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
- Dan Quayle
Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
- Ronald Reagan
The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
- Gerry Brown
I have two sons. Both are boys.
I think we agree, the past is over.
- George W. Bush
My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
I have multiple personalities, and so do I.
Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;
Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
Everything is good, unless it’s not.
Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.
I’m so cool, even I want to be me.
I always lie. Trust me.
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?
Wherever you go, there you are.