Stupid Quotes & Sayings
I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.
– George Wallace
Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we’re going to succeed.
– Ronald Reagan
If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?
I wouldn’t say you’re stupid. You are, but I wouldn’t say it.
Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???
The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.
– Gerry Brown
I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio.
– Gerald Ford
Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
– Othal Brand
If Lincoln was alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.
– Gerald Ford
Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.
If I pick you up. And you pick me up, will we be floating?
I worked so hard to be stupid but you..you just make it look easy.
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
– Dan Quayle
The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.
You know you’re stupid if your friends are smarter than you.
I am not stupid. The guy that I pay to think and do my work for me is.
I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.
I’m not crazy just the voices are!
Wherever you go, there you are.
Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
62.3% of all statistics are made up.
Stupid people are hardly noticed but easily found.
Me may be an idiot but me is not stupid.
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
– Yogi Berra