Stupid Quotes & Sayings
When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.
I’m always right…except when I’m wrong.
Stupid is putting your keys in your pocket…and forgetting that where they are as you look for them. Lol (;
Are you aware that 96.25% of all statistics are made up!
I’m so cool, even I want to be me.
Did you here the story about the pencil with a broken tip?
Well I’m not going to tell you cos it’s pointless.
I’m not stupid I just hang around with very smart guys.
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
My multiple personalities think you are crazy. They say you need help. But you didn’t hear it from me.
A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.
Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
– Albert Einstein
I tried to snort coke but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him