Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 9

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- Boy : “Me + You =1″
– Stupid Girl : “Do U Mean I Am 0″

Submitted by: StuPiDiTy-StaR
61

Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

Submitted by: Chris
55

The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it

Submitted by: Steve
53

Im not stupid I just lack common sense

Submitted by: clemson101
137

Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?

Submitted by: Gizmo
180

What side of stupid did you wake up on? Where were you the day the brains were passed out?

Submitted by: leslie crofford
101

If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid

Submitted by: ~~.:J()$H:.~~
225

I once had a pet SNAIL, but it RAN away from me! :S

Submitted by: Stefana
82

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

Submitted by: amazingg
145

Don’t tell me I can be anything and be happy because I will be walking around in a clown costume

Submitted by: Tanner
257

A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^

Submitted by: Danielle
139

There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people

Submitted by: chloe
74

I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!

Submitted by: Billy Bob Jo Cracker
132

I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
I wonder..

Submitted by: MEV
172

OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!

Submitted by: Gaby
85

Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!

Submitted by: f0sh0 homie
71

Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look

Submitted by: KayKay
96

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.

Submitted by: Teah monique
63

Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

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Submitted by: lauren:)
102

You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!

Submitted by: some guy
85

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

Submitted by: pete wu
54

I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!

Submitted by: Alice
65

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.

Submitted by: Alainah
62

If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.

Submitted by: Tayler
117

One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

Submitted by: Wisa

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