Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 9
Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.
The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it
Im not stupid I just lack common sense
Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?
What side of stupid did you wake up on? Where were you the day the brains were passed out?
If you were 2 times as smart as you are now…you would still be stupid
I once had a pet SNAIL, but it RAN away from me! :S
“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump
Don’t tell me I can be anything and be happy because I will be walking around in a clown costume
A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^
There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people
I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!
I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering…
OH MY GOD!! The rain’s wet!!!
Happiness is not being smart enough to know what to worry about!!!
Being Stupid isnt as easy as it may look
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead.
Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.
You can lie to me,
You can lie to the court,
hell… You can even lie in front of my car!
The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.
If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
God must love stupid people. He has so many!!