If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?
Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer! – Shaquille O’Neal
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. – Ivana Trump
Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. – Charles De Gaulle
I don’t have nightmares. I create them.
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them. – George Bush
There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.
Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
I have two daughters…both are girls!
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
Stupidity is no excuse of not thinking
I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity. – Gib Lewis
If there was a 3% stupidity tax, our Country’s budget deficit would be gone before the next fiscal tax season.
If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator. – George W. Bush
I have two sons. Both are boys.
There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.
You can’t just let nature run wild. – Wally Hickel
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