Stupid People Quotes | Funny Sayings about Stupidity - Page 9

If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?

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Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
– Shaquille O’Neal

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Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
– Ivana Trump

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Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.

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China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
– Charles De Gaulle

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I don’t have nightmares. I create them.

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I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
– George Bush

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There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.

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Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.

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As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

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I have two daughters…both are girls!

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If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?

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Stupidity is no excuse of not thinking

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I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity.
– Gib Lewis

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If there was a 3% stupidity tax, our Country’s budget deficit would be gone before the next fiscal tax season.

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If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.
– George W. Bush

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I have two sons. Both are boys.

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There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!

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I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

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You can’t just let nature run wild.
– Wally Hickel

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