Stupid Quotes & Sayings

My thermometer is sick. Get the thermometer…oh wait…

Submitted by: shani3

Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.

Submitted by: Bobbee

If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!

Submitted by: dranreb

I is not an retard

Submitted by: Finn

There’s only one thing worse than being stupid. Being very stupid.

Submitted by: David Scholes

When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.

Submitted by: Randy

I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.

Submitted by: weirdo567

I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.

Submitted by: bloodscker

The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells… But I like it any way!

Submitted by: David

The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.

Submitted by: David

Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: marino

Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.

Submitted by: Trevor

Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.

Submitted by: eajjw99

Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.

Submitted by: eajjw99

Me may be an idiot but me is not stupid.

Submitted by: HI

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

Submitted by: raul

Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.

Submitted by: arun

The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut we argue a lot.

Submitted by: BLRouse

Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..

Submitted by: BLRouse

I used to think I was stupid, then I met you…

Submitted by: BLRouse

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