Stupid Quotes & Sayings
A day without sunshine is, like night.
Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!
I just can’t stand how everyone lately seems to be saying “I mean” before they even start their sentence. Or “I know” “You Know” “Or Whatever” “Like” “Know What I Mean”. All of the people saying these things to me sound very stupid.
How can all these people be graduating high school when they don’t even know how to speak!! College kids even talk like this!! Even doctors are now into saying the word “So” before all their sentences. There is no such thing as English anymore. Our world is falling apart.
I owe my parents a lot, especially my mom and dad.
A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.
I am not insane… My mom got me tested.
In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.
Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.
Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.
Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.