Stupid Quotes & Sayings

A day without sunshine is, like night.

Submitted by: mackenzzzzziiie !

Mom: Billy wash your hair with this shampoo.
Billy: Mom I can’t wash my hair with this shampoo.
Mom: Why?
Billy: Because this shampoo says for dry hair, and mine are going to be wet!

Submitted by: JustinBieber

I just can’t stand how everyone lately seems to be saying “I mean” before they even start their sentence. Or “I know” “You Know” “Or Whatever” “Like” “Know What I Mean”. All of the people saying these things to me sound very stupid.
How can all these people be graduating high school when they don’t even know how to speak!! College kids even talk like this!! Even doctors are now into saying the word “So” before all their sentences. There is no such thing as English anymore. Our world is falling apart.

Submitted by: Jerrid

I owe my parents a lot, especially my mom and dad.

Submitted by: tammy14

A wise man once told me to always listen carefully because…um…I forgot.

Submitted by: Tj

I am not insane… My mom got me tested.

Submitted by: Catarina

In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

Submitted by: katie-renee

Stupidity is a choice but some people abuse it.

Submitted by: logan donovan

Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.

Submitted by: grifjac

Doctors must hate apples cos an apple a day keep the doctors’ money away.

Submitted by: ajoi

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