Stupid Quotes & Sayings

Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
STOP IMAGINING!

Submitted by: Nelly

Remember to look both ways before getting hit by a car.

Submitted by: Paul Barney

When it comes to stupidity, he is a genius.

Submitted by: mahmoud

Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement.

Submitted by: Arzeimuth

Have you ever wondered why sheep don’t shrink when they get wet?

Submitted by: Kris

Hey, I know someone who has the same name as you do. Wanna know the name?

Submitted by: Toinkz M.

I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied

Submitted by: JaKa

How old is your 16 year old sister???
P.S. Someone really asked me that!!!

Submitted by: Person

You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!

Submitted by: Secret

Hey, your son, you know, the 21- year- old, how old is he?

Submitted by: Miley Ray Cyrus

Sometimes, I feel I’m stupid enough to give away my brilliant ideas. Then I realize, I’m brilliant enough to sell my stupid ideas!

Submitted by: nikhil banerjee

Stupid people won’t laugh reading all these stupid quotes. Too stupid to get it figured, I suppose.

Submitted by: QWERTYUIOP

Whoa, it’s a unicorn without a horn.

Submitted by: Rafael Sandoval

When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs.

Submitted by: cubbiesgirl97

Pretty stupid! but definitely not an idiot !!! lol

Submitted by: khiang

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