Stupid Quotes & Sayings
My thermometer is sick. Get the thermometer…oh wait…
Bumper sticker: Honk If Your Horn Is Broken.
If you can’t amaze them with your brilliance, dazzle them with your stupidity!
I is not an retard
There’s only one thing worse than being stupid. Being very stupid.
When I was first called stupid, I had to look the word up.
I’m not stupid its just that my doctor x- rayed my head and found nothing.
I know I’m stupid but you don’t have to point it out.
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells… But I like it any way!
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
Always hang out with people more stupid than you. It makes people think you are smart.
Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on dvd now.
Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.
Me may be an idiot but me is not stupid.
Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.
The voices in my head are stupid and they won’t shut up..so we argue a lot.
Some people are pretty, and some people are stupid, but the majority of people are pretty stupid..
I used to think I was stupid, then I met you…