Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 9

6

It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian
155

I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)

Submitted by: Sash
70

I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart

Submitted by: Tabby
12

It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it.
George W. Bush

35

Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: marino
52

Everything is good, unless it’s not.

Submitted by: Gasper
2

Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
– Laurell K. Hamilton

31

Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.

Submitted by: eajjw99
208

You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.

Submitted by: Michael
257

A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^

Submitted by: Danielle
139

There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people

Submitted by: chloe
31

Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.

Submitted by: arun
20

I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???

Submitted by: runu
77

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

Submitted by: owain
33

Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
STOP IMAGINING!

Submitted by: Nelly
4

Stupidity is a perfect excuse.

Submitted by: Uyen
25

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn
117

One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

Submitted by: Wisa
27

There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!

Submitted by: max
25

You would look clever if you just mute yourself.

Submitted by: diputs
34

There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: cameron
11

People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.

Submitted by: Jimmy It
10

The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.

Submitted by: derp
9

Recalculating…..
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.

Submitted by: Eli :)
33

You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!

Submitted by: Secret

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