Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 9

12

I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???

Submitted by: runu
69

I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart

Submitted by: Tabby
15

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn
3

Stupidity is a perfect excuse.

Submitted by: Uyen
30

Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.

Submitted by: eajjw99
51

Everything is good, unless it’s not.

Submitted by: Gasper
4

Stupidity is not covered by warranty.

Submitted by: Jay Ralph ATadero
4

Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now
207

You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.

Submitted by: Michael
2

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
- Scott Adams

35

Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: marino
74

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

Submitted by: owain
8

Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.

Submitted by: John
8

People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.

Submitted by: Jimmy It
138

There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people

Submitted by: chloe
256

A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^

Submitted by: Danielle
5

It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian
31

Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.

Submitted by: arun
33

Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
STOP IMAGINING!

Submitted by: Nelly
11

Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.

Submitted by: APerson
116

One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

Submitted by: Wisa
25

You would look clever if you just mute yourself.

Submitted by: diputs
34

There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: cameron
10

The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.

Submitted by: derp
27

There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!

Submitted by: max

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