Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 9
Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
Everything is good, unless it’s not.
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.
A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^
There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.
Imagine a tsunami was coming?
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
Stupidity is a perfect excuse.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.
Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
– Laurell K. Hamilton
You would look clever if you just mute yourself.
There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.
The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.
There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!
You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!