Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 9

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Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

Submitted by: A Stupid Friend
30

Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.

Submitted by: eajjw99
10

HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.

Submitted by: fred
52

Everything is good, unless it’s not.

Submitted by: Gasper
35

Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: marino
208

You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.

Submitted by: Michael
257

A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^

Submitted by: Danielle
139

There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people

Submitted by: chloe
75

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

Submitted by: owain
31

Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.

Submitted by: arun
33

Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
STOP IMAGINING!

Submitted by: Nelly
4

Stupidity is a perfect excuse.

Submitted by: Uyen
19

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn
6

It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.

Submitted by: Boghos L. Artinian
13

Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.

Submitted by: APerson
9

People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.

Submitted by: Jimmy It
9

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

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I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???

Submitted by: runu
117

One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

Submitted by: Wisa
2

Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
– Laurell K. Hamilton

25

You would look clever if you just mute yourself.

Submitted by: diputs
34

There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: cameron
10

The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.

Submitted by: derp
27

There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!

Submitted by: max
33

You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!

Submitted by: Secret

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