Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 9
I have two daughters…both are girls!
It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.
I thought I losing it… But then I thought, Iv’e got nothing to lose :)
I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart
I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
Everything is good, unless it’s not.
Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
– Laurell K. Hamilton
Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.
You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.
A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^
There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people
Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.
Imagine a tsunami was coming?
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
Stupidity is a perfect excuse.
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.
I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!
You would look clever if you just mute yourself.
There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.
The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.