Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 9
I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!
Everything is good, unless it’s not.
The day is brighter than the night.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.
You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people
A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^
Stupidity is a perfect excuse.
It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.
Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.
Imagine a tsunami was coming?
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
Stupidity is not covered by warranty.
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
You would look clever if you just mute yourself.
There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.
The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.
There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!
If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.
Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.
You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!