Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 9
I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???
I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
Stupidity is a perfect excuse.
Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.
Everything is good, unless it’s not.
Stupidity is not covered by warranty.
Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.
You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
- Scott Adams
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people
A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^
It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.
Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.
Imagine a tsunami was coming?
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
You would look clever if you just mute yourself.
There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.
The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.
There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!