Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 9

50

Everything is good, unless it’s not.

Submitted by: Gasper
30

Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.

Submitted by: eajjw99
206

You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.

Submitted by: Michael
35

Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: marino
13

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Submitted by: sandra blackburn
74

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

Submitted by: owain
138

There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people

Submitted by: chloe
256

A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^

Submitted by: Danielle
10

I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.

Submitted by: Lissy-lover
3

Stupidity is a perfect excuse.

Submitted by: Uyen
31

Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.

Submitted by: arun
31

Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
STOP IMAGINING!

Submitted by: Nelly
8

People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.

Submitted by: Jimmy It
4

Stupidity is not covered by warranty.

Submitted by: Jay Ralph ATadero
6

Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.

Submitted by: John
116

One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

Submitted by: Wisa
25

You would look clever if you just mute yourself.

Submitted by: diputs
34

There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.

Submitted by: cameron
27

There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!

Submitted by: max
86

If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!

Submitted by: willbot89
6

Recalculating…..
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.

Submitted by: Eli :)
4

Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.

Submitted by: I Am So Confused Right Now
33

You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!

Submitted by: Secret
23

If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?

Submitted by: andrea
46

I don’t have nightmares. I create them.

Submitted by: Jessica

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