Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 9
Everything is good, unless it’s not.
Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.
You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people
A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^
I’m not crazy. My imaginary friends can prove it.
Stupidity is a perfect excuse.
Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.
Imagine a tsunami was coming?
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
Stupidity is not covered by warranty.
Cheryl is going to a funeral, I think someone died.
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
You would look clever if you just mute yourself.
There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.
There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!
If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!
At your next right, turn left.
Hey, can we go down to the upper valley.
Stupid is talking on your phone to someone, searching for your phone, asking the person who you’re on the phone with if they have know where it is and neither of you being able to find it.
You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!
If I’m going crazy, can you give me directions?
I don’t have nightmares. I create them.