Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 9
I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart
Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
Everything is good, unless it’s not.
HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.
Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
– Laurell K. Hamilton
Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.
You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.
A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^
There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people
Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.
It is a basic human right to be as safe in any building, during an earthquake, as when standing in the middle of an open football field.
I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
Imagine a tsunami was coming?
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
Stupidity is a perfect excuse.
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
You would look clever if you just mute yourself.
There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.
Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.
The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.
There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!
You know you are stupid when you’re riding a horse and it’s head is on the wrong end!!!
If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!