Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 9
I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!
I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart
Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.
Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???
Everything is good, unless it’s not.
Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
– Laurell K. Hamilton
You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.
A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^
There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people
Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.
People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.
Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
Imagine a tsunami was coming?
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?
Stupidity is a perfect excuse.
I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???
The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.
I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.
There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!
One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity
You would look clever if you just mute yourself.
Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.
We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.
If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!