Stupid Quotes & Sayings - Page 9


I used to follow my dreams, but then the court sent me a restriction order!

Submitted by: Lissy

I’m not stupid, I’m just, you know, not smart

Submitted by: Tabby

Beauty fades, stupidity is forever.

Submitted by: marino

Why is it called lipstick – when you can still move your lips???

Submitted by: angiebaby

Everything is good, unless it’s not.

Submitted by: Gasper

Feelings are never stupid, they just make us feel stupid sometimes.
– Laurell K. Hamilton


You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.

Submitted by: Michael

A cheerleader is a dancer gone retarded. ^^

Submitted by: Danielle

There is no such thing as stupid questions..only stupid people

Submitted by: chloe

Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.

Submitted by: arun

People should have to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to breed.

Submitted by: Jimmy It

Stupidity is not solely confined to those who are stupid.

Submitted by: eajjw99

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

Submitted by: owain

Imagine a tsunami was coming?
Would you…
a.) Run for cover
b.) Go surfing
c.) Run to the nearest mountain or
d.) Help your family?
You know what I’ll do?

Submitted by: Nelly

Only ignorance excuses stupidity.
– Nalini Singh
Stupid Quote: Only ignorance excuses stupidity. – Nalini Singh

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Stupidity is a perfect excuse.

Submitted by: Uyen

I tried to became unsuccessful and became successful in that.
So what did I became, successful or unsuccessful ???

Submitted by: runu

The shocking part isn’t realizing how stupid the average person is, it’s realizing that 49% of the world is dumber than he is.

Submitted by: derp

I’ve learned that there is a difference between stupid people and uneducated people; you can be educated but still stupid. Racist people are stupid. Biased people are stupid. Sexist people are stupid. Homophobic people are stupid. Judgmental people are stupid. These can all be categorized into one word: ignorance. Usually, when an unintelligent person has no valid point to make, they find someone to insult or discriminate against because that is the only way they can converse.

Submitted by: Dillon Henwood

There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!

Submitted by: max

One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

Submitted by: Wisa

You would look clever if you just mute yourself.

Submitted by: diputs

Bagels, bagels, I like bagels! Soft and round, round and soft with a spot.
Spot, I had a dog named spot once. He had a long life.
Life. Lemme tell you something about life. It cost 10 bucks. That’s crazy right?
One time I was so crazy they stuck me in a looney box and guess what the fed me there
Bagels, bagels I like bagels.

Submitted by: APerson

We cannot give you the weather today becuase we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.

Submitted by: owain

If I used all my intelligence it would be dangerous for everyone, that is why I mask it with stupidity!!

Submitted by: willbot89

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