If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they build their house?
Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer! – Shaquille O’Neal
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. – Ivana Trump
There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking questions.
Failure is only a temporary change in direction to set you straight for your next failure.
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. – Charles De Gaulle
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them. – George Bush
Sometimes I sit and think. Sometimes I just sit.
I don’t have nightmares. I create them.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
I have two daughters…both are girls!
Stupidity is no excuse of not thinking
If someone is driving you crazy, what are they driving?
There’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that don’t know the answer!
If there was a 3% stupidity tax, our Country’s budget deficit would be gone before the next fiscal tax season.
I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.
If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator. – George W. Bush
I cannot tell you how grateful I am – I am filled with humidity. – Gib Lewis
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. – George W. Bush
An intelligent woman is a woman with whom one can be as stupid as one wants. – Paul Valéry
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