Tax Quotes and Sayings

Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income.
-Alfred E. Neuman

Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: animals have instincts, we have taxes.
-Erving Goffman

The nation should have a tax system that looks like someone designed it on purpose.
-William Simon

The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
Jerry Seinfeld

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
– Joe E. Lewis

You can’t tax business. Business doesn’t pay taxes. It collects taxes.
Ronald Reagan

The sales tax seems to be more politically acceptable than the income tax.
-Raymond C. Scheppach

A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something right.

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Of all debts, men are least willing to pay their taxes; what a satire this is on government.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

There’s nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won’t cure.
-Dan Bennett


You must pay taxes. But there’s no law that says you gotta leave a tip.

Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
-Herman Wouk

We must care for each other more, and tax each other less.
-Bill Archer

Tax complexity itself is a kind of tax.
-Max Baucus

The payment of taxes gives a right to protection.
-James M. Wayne

Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn’t be related.
– J.C. Watts, Jr.

A person doesn’t know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.

Capital punishment: The income tax.
-Jeff Hayes

Things as certain as death and taxes, can be more firmly believed. -Daniel Defoe

The United States has a system of taxation by confession.
-Hugo Black

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