Tax Quotes and Sayings
Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
– Benjamin Franklin
People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to a government that can’t live within its income.
– Robert Half
There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for some.
-Martin A. Sullivan
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
– Will Rogers
Our tax code is so long it makes War and Peace seem breezy.
Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income.
-Alfred E. Neuman
Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: animals have instincts, we have taxes.
The nation should have a tax system that looks like someone designed it on purpose.
The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
– Jerry Seinfeld
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
– Joe E. Lewis
You can’t tax business. Business doesn’t pay taxes. It collects taxes.
– Ronald Reagan
The sales tax seems to be more politically acceptable than the income tax.
-Raymond C. Scheppach
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something right.
Of all debts, men are least willing to pay their taxes; what a satire this is on government.
–Ralph Waldo Emerson
There’s nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won’t cure.