Tax Quotes and Sayings
Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income.
-Alfred E. Neuman
Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: animals have instincts, we have taxes.
The nation should have a tax system that looks like someone designed it on purpose.
The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
– Jerry Seinfeld
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
– Joe E. Lewis
You can’t tax business. Business doesn’t pay taxes. It collects taxes.
– Ronald Reagan
The sales tax seems to be more politically acceptable than the income tax.
-Raymond C. Scheppach
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something right.
Of all debts, men are least willing to pay their taxes; what a satire this is on government.
–Ralph Waldo Emerson
There’s nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won’t cure.
You must pay taxes. But there’s no law that says you gotta leave a tip.
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
We must care for each other more, and tax each other less.
Tax complexity itself is a kind of tax.
The payment of taxes gives a right to protection.
-James M. Wayne
Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn’t be related.
– J.C. Watts, Jr.
A person doesn’t know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
Capital punishment: The income tax.
Things as certain as death and taxes, can be more firmly believed. -Daniel Defoe
The United States has a system of taxation by confession.