Tax Quotes and Sayings

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Benjamin Franklin

People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to a government that can’t live within its income.
– Robert Half

There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for some.
-Martin A. Sullivan

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
Will Rogers

Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income.
-Alfred E. Neuman

The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
Jerry Seinfeld

You can’t tax business. Business doesn’t pay taxes. It collects taxes.
Ronald Reagan

The sales tax seems to be more politically acceptable than the income tax.
-Raymond C. Scheppach

Of all debts, men are least willing to pay their taxes; what a satire this is on government.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

There’s nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won’t cure.
-Dan Bennett

You must pay taxes. But there’s no law that says you gotta leave a tip.

Our tax code is so long it makes War and Peace seem breezy.
-Steven LaTourette

Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: animals have instincts, we have taxes.
-Erving Goffman

Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
-Herman Wouk

We must care for each other more, and tax each other less.
-Bill Archer

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