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When there’s a single thief, it’s robbery. When there are a thousand thieves, it’s taxation.
– Vanya Cohen

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We have what it takes to take what you have.
– Suggested IRS Motto

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The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them.

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Taxes, after all, are dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society.
– Franklin D. Roosevelt

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I hate paying taxes. But I love the civilization they give me.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

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Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
– Conan O’Brien

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You don’t pay taxes – they take taxes.
– Chris Rock

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What at first was plunder assumed the softer name of revenue.
– Thomas Paine

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Once you realize that trickle-down economics does not work, you will see the excessive tax cuts for the rich as what they are – a simple upward redistribution of income, rather than a way to make all of us richer, as we were told.
– Ha-Joon Chang,

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A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something right.

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always rely on the support of Paul.
– George Bernard Shaw

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The people are hungry: It is because those in authority eat up too much in taxes.
– Lao Tzu

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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
– Oscar Wilde

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Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
– Benjamin Franklin

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I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes.
– Mark Twain

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Let us never forget this fundamental truth: the State has no source of money other than money which people earn themselves. If the State wishes to spend more it can do so only by borrowing your savings or by taxing you more. It is no good thinking that someone else will pay – that ‘someone else’ is you. There is no such thing as public money; there is only taxpayers’ money.
– Margaret Thatcher

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You must pay taxes. But there’s no law that says you gotta leave a tip.

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People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to a government that can’t live within its income.
– Robert Half

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What people really want is fairness. They want people paying their fair share of taxes.
– Barack Obama

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It is a paradoxical truth that tax rates are too high today and tax revenues are too low, and the soundest way to raise the revenues in the long run is to cut the tax rates.
– John F. Kennedy

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