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A person doesn’t know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.

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People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to a government that can’t live within its income.
– Robert Half

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Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
-Herman Wouk

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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
– Will Rogers

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Things as certain as death and taxes, can be more firmly believed. -Daniel Defoe

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The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they’re useless.
– Dave Barry

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.

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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep.
– Will Rogers

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There’s nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won’t cure.
-Dan Bennett

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There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for some.
-Martin A. Sullivan

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Of all debts, men are least willing to pay their taxes; what a satire this is on government.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn’t be related.
– J.C. Watts, Jr.

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We must care for each other more, and tax each other less.
-Bill Archer

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The power of taxing people and their property is essential to the very existence of government.
– James Madison

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There is no such thing as a good tax.
– Winston Churchill

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much.
– Ronald Reagan

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Taxes are an important tool for us together with infrastructure investments, research, and development to create more jobs.
– Erna Solberg

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The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the thickness of a prison wall.
– Denis Healey

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Taxation without representation is tyranny.
– James Otis

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Taxes are what we pay for a civilized society.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

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