Television Quotes, Sayings about TV

Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.

Submitted by: Darian

If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.

Submitted by: Shorty

My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx

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Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.

Submitted by: Snake

That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

When your favorite TV show is on and you can’t find the remote.

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That frustrating moment when every TV channel is on a commercial break.

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If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace.
John Lennon

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I never thought television would or could be a long- term commitment.
– Jimmy Smits

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