Television Quotes, Sayings about TV
Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch?
Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
– Groucho Marx
That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.
When your favorite TV show is on and you can’t find the remote.
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
That frustrating moment when every TV channel is on a commercial break.
If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace.
– John Lennon
I never thought television would or could be a long- term commitment.
– Jimmy Smits
Chuck Norris doesn’t watch TV, TV watches Chuck Norris.
TV has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable
Television keeps the masses occupied. What if everyone decided they wanted to make something of their lives? Television keeps the competition down and keeps more criminals off the street. What if everyone decided to go to law school or medical school? It would sure make it tough on the rest of us.
Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.
– Alfred Hitchcock
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
– Fred Allen