Television Quotes and Sayings

I could have been a doctor, but there were too many good shows on TV.

All television is children’s television.

If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.

I won’t eat anything that has intelligent life, but I’d gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn’t have in your home.

The Television commercial is the most efficient power-packed capsule of education that appears anywhere on TV.

Television has changed a child from an irresistible force to an immovable object.

Television is simply automated day-dreaming.

They say that ninety percent of TV is junk. But, ninety percent of everything is junk.

It’s the menace that everyone loves to hate but can’t seem to live without.

Time has convinced me of one thing. Television is for appearing on, not looking at.

Television: chewing gum for the eyes.

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can’t stop eating peanuts.

Theatre is life. Cinema is art. Television is furniture.

You shouldn’t spend your life watching Television,you should spend your life selling Televisions.

The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test tube.