Person 1: Are you watching TV on the couch? Person 2: No, I’m sitting on the TV and watching the couch.
My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles.
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx
Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf. – Emilia Clarke
When your favorite TV show is on and you can’t find the remote.
Once upon a time, every person on earth were extremely intelligent, then the TV was invented.
Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. – Bill Gates
That frustrating moment when every TV channel is on a commercial break.
If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there’d be peace. – John Lennon
Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld
Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television? – Henny Youngman
Television is the triumph of machine over people. – Fred Allen
TV has made dictatorship impossible, but democracy unbearable. – Shimon Peres
There are now more TV’s in British households than there are people – which is a bit of a worry. – Prince Charles
I never thought television would or could be a long- term commitment. – Jimmy Smits
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced on television. – Erma Bombeck
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn’t have in your home. – David Frost
Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence. – George Baylos
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