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Television – the drug of the nation. Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation…

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I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I’ve discovered? I need a girlfriend.
– Dave Attell

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Reality TV is set up to make people entertaining. A good person with values and principles is not good television.
– Ronda Rousey

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So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on the wall.
– Roald Dahl

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I think it’s brought the world a lot closer together, and will continue to do that. There are downsides to everything; there are unintended consequences to everything. The most corrosive piece of technology that I’ve ever seen is called television – but then, again, television, at its best, is magnificent.
– Steve Jobs

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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
– Alan Coren

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Chilling out on the bed in your hotel room watching television, while wearing your own pajamas, is sometimes the best part of a vacation.
– Laura Marano

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Seeing a murder on television… can help work off one’s antagonisms. And if you haven’t any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
– Alfred Hitchcock

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Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.
– Alfred Hitchcock

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A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It’s a great, very smart way to make television. It’s worked for however long TV’s been around.
– Louis C.K.

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Television is simply automated day-dreaming.
– Lee Lovinger

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I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can’t stop eating peanuts.
– Orson Welles

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All (TV) shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They’re all addictive.
– Dan Harmon

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TV will never be a serious competitor for radio because people must sit and keep their eyes glued on a screen; the average American family hasn’t time for it.

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On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.
– Stephen Chbosky

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Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.
– Kurt Vonnegut

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I think you might dispense with half your doctors if you would only consult Dr. Sun more.
– Henry Ward Beecher

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It’s the menace that everyone loves to hate but can’t seem to live without.
– Paddy Chayevsky

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Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity.
– Malcolm Muggeridge

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Television has changed the American child from an irresistible force to an immovable object.
– Laurence J. Peter

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