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I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can’t stop eating peanuts.
– Orson Welles

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Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity.
– Malcolm Muggeridge

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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn’t educate America if they started at 6:30.
– Groucho Marx

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Baseball hasn’t been the national pastime for many years now – no sport is. The national pastime, like it or not, is watching television.
– Bob Greene

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Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.
– T.S. Eliot

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It’s the menace that everyone loves to hate but can’t seem to live without.
– Paddy Chayevsky

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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

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When you’re young, you look at television and think, there’s a conspiracy. The networks have conspired to dumb us down. But when you get a little older, you realize that’s not true. The networks are in business to give people exactly what they want.
– Steve Jobs

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What the mass media offers is not popular art, but entertainment which is intended to be consumed like food, forgotten, and replaced by a new dish.
– W.H. Auden

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I remember watching television when I was younger, and I felt like there were things TV tackled first, and then it would happen to me in real life, and I felt prepared.
– Bresha Webb

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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
– Kurt Vonnegut

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Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.

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