T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Why get married? I already get it all with no strings attached.

There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Submitted by: Leon

I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try and keep up!

Submitted by: i.tlk.2.sqrrls

I dig cute zombies.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

This shirt is not see-thru. The one underneath is.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Out of my mind… back in five.

Submitted by: Tegan

Don’t feed the monkey!

Submitted by: Tegan =)

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

Submitted by: Marc Caprolione

Approach me and say hello! If not you gonna have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Wonder what it likes looking from the front? (Back of t- shirt).

Submitted by: Ezan
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