T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Why get married? I already get it all with no strings attached.

There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

Submitted by: Leon

I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try and keep up!

Submitted by: i.tlk.2.sqrrls

I dig cute zombies.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

This shirt is not see-thru. The one underneath is.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Out of my mind… back in five.

Submitted by: Tegan

Don’t feed the monkey!

Submitted by: Tegan =)

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

Submitted by: Marc Caprolione

Approach me and say hello! If not you gonna have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Wonder what it likes looking from the front? (Back of t- shirt).

Submitted by: Ezan

Keep on walking but look down, you will meet an ant asking for directions 10 steps ahead.
Careful while you walk on this street, I just murdered some ants and they’re looking out for revenge.
Surprise me (Back of t- shirt)

Submitted by: Ezan

A penny for a thought + a dinner date on you tonight.
Just catch a glimpse not more. Cause there is a manhole ahead of you.
Take serious precaution! I’m attractively n irresistibly hug- able.

Submitted by: Ezan

Don’t keep looking at me unless you want to compliment me about my looks.
Don’t keep looking at me or you will trip up ahead.
Don’t keep looking at me cause I’m not interested in you, it’s just that I’m smiling thinking about myself.

Submitted by: Ezan

Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common
Back: A good screw fixes everything.

Submitted by: harvey

Those who read this are ugly.

Submitted by: Rodney Pascual

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