T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
– Steven Wright
Its not that you are weird…its just that everyone else is normal.
I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Dude. That wasn’t funny.
There is no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people.
By the time you have read this, you have already read it.
OMG! The sky is blue!
Yes, you have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to think you are stupid.
I was last seen wearing: THIS
I look like that one guy from that movie.
I’m not as think as you dumb I am.
OMG! The rains wet.
DON’T READ THIS!
Surveys are showing that 3 out of every four people make up 75% of our population.
Does your face hurt? Cause it’s killing me!
Don’t kiss behind the garden gate- love is blind but the neighbors ain’t!!
I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try and keep up!
When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”
I’m not 30 I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.
Take my advice,I don’t use it anyway.
Congratz, by reading this shirt you wasted 6 seconds of your life. I hope you’re happy.
Hey,you. Yeah you. No.not you.. That other guy. You right there! Yes,you..Do you like tacos?!
If you truly love somthing set it free and if it doesnt return … Hunt it down a kill it !
Dont worry about about the world ending today, its already tomorrow in Austrailia.
I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.
I’m not perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome!
Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Imagine your life without me… Miserable huh?
If you expect the unexpected , then doesn’t that make the unexpected expected?
The more people I meet….the better I like my dog.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person…think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
Do I look like a grocery item to you…You keep checking me out.
Looking for a perfect gal??……Go buy a barbie.
Who says nothing is impossible..I’ve been doing nothing for years
I was born cool but global warming made me hot. :- )
You spend your whole life thinking your on the right track, only to find out your on the wrong train
Everybody has a right to be stupid, but you’re abusing your privelege!!!
SORRY OFFICER I THOUGHT YOU WANTED A RACE
You can’t spell STUPID without U
Save the earth – it’s the only planet that has chocolate.
I’ll be nicer if you’ll be smarter.
I’ll be nicer if you give me chocolate.
My face is up here ^
Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?
If you are reading this shirt, then phase one of my evil plan is complete.
If you can read this shirt, you are standing way too close to me.
(font is really small, so you have to step forward to read it)
The best thing about this shirt is that by the time you finish reading it, you realize you just wasted ten seconds of your life.
Some call it stalking I call it love.
Why do I end up liking the guy I can only think of.
I was uncool before being uncool was cool!
Get like you? naw Get like me.
I called your boyfriend g*y…and then he hit me with his purse.
When I said “I’d hit that” I meant with my car.
Go buy yourself a life on e- bay.
Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.