T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
- Steven Wright

Submitted by: Jinny
14

Its not that you are weird…its just that everyone else is normal.

Submitted by: Leon
13

I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You’re funny…looking.
Dude. That wasn’t funny.
There is no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people.
By the time you have read this, you have already read it.
OMG! The sky is blue!
Yes, you have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to think you are stupid.
I was last seen wearing: THIS
I look like that one guy from that movie.
I’m not as think as you dumb I am.
OMG! The rains wet.
DON’T READ THIS!
Surveys are showing that 3 out of every four people make up 75% of our population.

Submitted by: Emily
35

Does your face hurt? Cause it’s killing me!

Submitted by: Bre
26

Don’t kiss behind the garden gate- love is blind but the neighbors ain’t!!

Submitted by: kaykay
17

I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try and keep up!

Submitted by: i.tlk.2.sqrrls
0

When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”

Submitted by: someone
0

I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.

Submitted by: Mark Sipot
8

I’m not 30 I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.

Submitted by: radhe
22

Take my advice,I don’t use it anyway.

Submitted by: Milly
19

Congratz, by reading this shirt you wasted 6 seconds of your life. I hope you’re happy.

Submitted by: Tessur
15

Hey,you. Yeah you. No.not you.. That other guy. You right there! Yes,you..Do you like tacos?!

Submitted by: Eni
58

Dont worry about about the world ending today, its already tomorrow in Austrailia.

Submitted by: andi
14

If you truly love somthing set it free and if it doesnt return … Hunt it down a kill it !

Submitted by: Random Person
22

I’m not perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome!
Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Imagine your life without me… Miserable huh?

Submitted by: Georgia
15

If you expect the unexpected , then doesn’t that make the unexpected expected?

Submitted by: happygogoboy83
10

The more people I meet….the better I like my dog.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person…think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
Do I look like a grocery item to you…You keep checking me out.
Looking for a perfect gal??……Go buy a barbie.

Submitted by: zhishuwa
8

Who says nothing is impossible..I’ve been doing nothing for years

Submitted by: Taher
53

You spend your whole life thinking your on the right track, only to find out your on the wrong train

Submitted by: tasha
11

I was born cool but global warming made me hot. :- )

Submitted by: MoOn the untold legacy
0

I’m not bossy, I just know better.;)

Submitted by: Hulahop
0

Keep looking at me and you will be my next victim.

Submitted by: heidi k
27

SORRY OFFICER I THOUGHT YOU WANTED A RACE

Submitted by: Jimbo
8

Everybody has a right to be stupid, but you’re abusing your privelege!!!

Submitted by: ashish
10

Save the earth – it’s the only planet that has chocolate.
I’ll be nicer if you’ll be smarter.
I’ll be nicer if you give me chocolate.
My face is up here ^
Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?
If you are reading this shirt, then phase one of my evil plan is complete.
If you can read this shirt, you are standing way too close to me.
(font is really small, so you have to step forward to read it)
The best thing about this shirt is that by the time you finish reading it, you realize you just wasted ten seconds of your life.

Submitted by: strawberryblondey

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