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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

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It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.

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There are two rules in life.
1. Never give out all of the information.

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You spend your whole life thinking your on the right track, only to find out your on the wrong train

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It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

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Aahhaa…got you staring at my tshirt!!

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I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You’re funny…looking.
Dude. That wasn’t funny.
There is no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people.
By the time you have read this, you have already read it.
OMG! The sky is blue!
Yes, you have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to think you are stupid.
I was last seen wearing: THIS
I look like that one guy from that movie.
I’m not as think as you dumb I am.
OMG! The rains wet.
DON’T READ THIS!
Surveys are showing that 3 out of every four people make up 75% of our population.

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Judge me & I’ll prove you wrong, tell me what to do & i’ll tell you off, say I am not wroth it & watch where I end up, call me a b**ch & i’ll show you one, f**k me over & i’ll do it to you twice as bad, call me crazy but you really have no idea

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What happens in this shirt, stays in this shirt.
Florida: the place where old people go to die.
Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
I’m not perfect but parts of me are.
Work sucks but I need the bucks.
Go fast, turn left!
If it’s too loud, you’re too old.
Hey, I’m up here ^

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Take my advice,I don’t use it anyway.

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I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try and keep up!

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I’m not bossy… I just have better ideas.

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I’m not a bad girl…I’m a good girl with ATTITUDE !!
It’s better to loose a Lover then to love a Loser!
If Nothing lasts forever…
Can I be your Nothing?

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I’m not perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome!
Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Imagine your life without me… Miserable huh?

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Lets play carpenter first we’ll get hammered and then i’ll nail you…

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Lets save time and just assume I know everything

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Congratz, by reading this shirt you wasted 6 seconds of your life. I hope you’re happy.

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Dont blame me, I was born Awesome!

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Dont talk to me when im talking to myself

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