The Tallest Midget
I am perfect*
*Conditions apply
My haters makes me famous.
Hey baby i have bad vision can you come closer.
Beer will save the world….I don’t know how..but it will.
The more people i meet…….the better i like my dog.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person…..think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
Do i look like a grocery item to you……You keep checking me out.
Looking for a perfect gal??………Go buy a barbie.
I’m not 30 I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.
You like what you see, huh?
Smile, you’re looking at me.
I study female anatomy.
Does this shirt match my shoes??? Hey! stop checking me out!
The older I get the better I was.
I don’t like your face…make my day and look away.
You remind of MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.
Don’t Stare At Me…..You Will Fall In Love.
Look..but Don’t Touch…
What are u lookin at
Does this shirt makes me look fat?
Do unto others before others do unto you.
I see an idiot reading my shirt.
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The Tallest Midget
I am perfect*
*Conditions apply
My haters makes me famous.
Hey baby i have bad vision can you come closer.
Beer will save the world….I don’t know how..but it will.
The more people i meet…….the better i like my dog.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person…..think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
Do i look like a grocery item to you……You keep checking me out.
Looking for a perfect gal??………Go buy a barbie.
I’m not 30 I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.
You like what you see, huh?
Smile, you’re looking at me.
I study female anatomy.
Does this shirt match my shoes???
Hey! stop checking me out!
The older I get the better I was.
I don’t like your face…make my day and look away.
You remind of MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.
Don’t Stare At Me…..You Will Fall In Love.
Look..but Don’t Touch…
What are u lookin at
Does this shirt makes me look fat?
Do unto others before others do unto you.
I see an idiot reading my shirt.