Beer will save the world….I don’t know how..but it will.
The more people i meet…….the better i like my dog.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person…..think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
Do i look like a grocery item to you……You keep checking me out.
Looking for a perfect gal??………Go buy a barbie.
I’m not 30 I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.
You like what you see, huh?
Smile, you’re looking at me.
I study female anatomy.
Does this shirt match my shoes??? Hey! stop checking me out!
The older I get the better I was.
I don’t like your face…make my day and look away.
You remind of MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.
Don’t Stare At Me…..You Will Fall In Love.
Look..but Don’t Touch…
What are u lookin at
Does this shirt makes me look fat?
Do unto others before others do unto you.
I see an idiot reading my shirt.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
(on front) You can take your mask off…Halloween’s over and you are scaring me! (on back) Oh wait, sorry that’s your face..
100% Good Quality….Expiring Date: Three Wash
No, not you, the pretty one
No i swear I’m in college
Don’t set yourself on fire… it kinda hurts
I’m sorry My fault I forgot you are an idiot.
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Beer will save the world….I don’t know how..but it will.
The more people i meet…….the better i like my dog.
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person…..think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
Do i look like a grocery item to you……You keep checking me out.
Looking for a perfect gal??………Go buy a barbie.
I’m not 30 I’m 18 with 12 years of experience.
You like what you see, huh?
Smile, you’re looking at me.
I study female anatomy.
Does this shirt match my shoes???
Hey! stop checking me out!
The older I get the better I was.
I don’t like your face…make my day and look away.
You remind of MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND.
Don’t Stare At Me…..You Will Fall In Love.
Look..but Don’t Touch…
What are u lookin at
Does this shirt makes me look fat?
Do unto others before others do unto you.
I see an idiot reading my shirt.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
(on front) You can take your mask off…Halloween’s over and you are scaring me!
(on back) Oh wait, sorry that’s your face..
100% Good Quality….Expiring Date: Three Wash
No, not you, the pretty one
No i swear I’m in college
Don’t set yourself on fire… it kinda hurts
I’m sorry My fault I forgot you are an idiot.