T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 11

I’m the person your mother warned you about.
I’m not as dumb as you look.
No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
Work is the curse of the [...]

231 Comments to “T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings”

• 201. taylor and dallas wrote on 23 August, 2009, 7:10

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  People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

  (on front) You can take your mask off…Halloween’s over and you are scaring me!
  (on back) Oh wait, sorry that’s your face..
• 202. tezford wrote on 31 August, 2009, 8:03

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  100% Good Quality….Expiring Date: Three Wash
• 203. Rai wrote on 1 September, 2009, 0:17

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  No, not you, the pretty one

  No i swear I’m in college

  Don’t set yourself on fire… it kinda hurts
• 204. KAFIL KHAN wrote on 4 September, 2009, 12:20

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  I’m sorry My fault I forgot you are an idiot.
• 205. jack wrote on 6 September, 2009, 7:29

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  My favorite t-shirt .. -> Insufficient memory at this time..
• 206. John wrote on 12 September, 2009, 7:35

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  May I have your MSN? I’m a hotmale.
• 207. Haseeb wrote on 21 September, 2009, 0:16

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  Some times when i am alone, I Google myself.
• 208. eri orenge wrote on 27 September, 2009, 11:52

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  I bought it for cheap.

  Don’t read this.
• 209. emily wrote on 28 September, 2009, 23:14

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  umm i was gonna say somthing but i forgot………
• 210. cruz munoz jr wrote on 19 October, 2009, 2:59

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  why me!
• 211. PuNK... wrote on 20 October, 2009, 15:29

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  You got 3 seconds 2 read my t-shirt

  3

  2

  1

  loser….!!!
• 212. bansi wrote on 22 October, 2009, 11:01

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  I’m lost please take me home with you.
• 213. thapelo wrote on 1 November, 2009, 19:46

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  Don’t look at me like that…yaaa i mean you..jeeezzzz..!!!
• 214. CntCarnage wrote on 5 November, 2009, 9:50

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  WARNIG:Reading this shirt may be harmful to sensative readers, but your going to read it any way.
• 215. Rajeesh A.r wrote on 6 November, 2009, 9:35

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  Shame on U girls,
  I’m still a bachelor.
• 216. jkl; wrote on 28 November, 2009, 8:27

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  This is my t-shirt.
• 217. FuZyDUCK wrote on 1 December, 2009, 21:39

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  (On a bright yellow shirt)

  When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.
• 218. The Self-Proclaimed Psychopath wrote on 2 December, 2009, 3:30

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  Caution: I have multiple-personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.
• 219. hitesh wrote on 4 December, 2009, 15:04

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  Single again but now with experience.
• 220. muchacho wrote on 22 December, 2009, 0:02

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  I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you!