T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 11
I’m the person your mother warned you about.
I’m not as dumb as you look.
No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
Work is the curse of the [...]

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
(on front) You can take your mask off…Halloween’s over and you are scaring me!
(on back) Oh wait, sorry that’s your face..
100% Good Quality….Expiring Date: Three Wash
No, not you, the pretty one
No i swear I’m in college
Don’t set yourself on fire… it kinda hurts
I’m sorry My fault I forgot you are an idiot.
My favorite t-shirt .. -> Insufficient memory at this time..
May I have your MSN? I’m a hotmale.
Some times when i am alone, I Google myself.
I bought it for cheap.
Don’t read this.
umm i was gonna say somthing but i forgot………
why me!
You got 3 seconds 2 read my t-shirt
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loser….!!!
I’m lost please take me home with you.
Don’t look at me like that…yaaa i mean you..jeeezzzz..!!!
WARNIG:Reading this shirt may be harmful to sensative readers, but your going to read it any way.
Shame on U girls,
I’m still a bachelor.
This is my t-shirt.
(On a bright yellow shirt)
When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.
Caution: I have multiple-personality disorder and I’m out of my minds.
Single again but now with experience.
I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you!