Hey, Wanna know how to keep an idiot waiting….”I’ll tell you tomorrow”…
Don’t follow me. I’m lost too.
I Rock , Therefore I Am.
Blink if you want me!
Come to the dark side we’ve got cookies. (Back of the shirt) Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day.. Tomorrow doesn’t look so good either!
Just 2 for the price of 3!
Slow and Steady…….Never…wins the race…
I’m allergic to stupid people.
I’m the one who won…
So, you like reading t-shirts? I have more at my place…
(on front)Hey girl what’s your name?…(on back)Too lazy and proud to talk.
Watch your step while you are busy reading my t-shirt.
If you can read this you’re too close………that would mean back the freak up.
Woke up this morning and decided to be awesome.
Hey, You look like my next boyfriend, I wanna try someone ugly this time!
(Front) Don’t touch this!
Virginity is not Dignity, it is just Lack of Opportunity.
I don’t have an attitude; its my personality.
Reciprocity works great; your are good, I’m great.
I am an angel; all you need is to put on your glasses well.
I know KARATE…and several other oriental words..
Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
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Hey, Wanna know how to keep an idiot waiting….”I’ll tell you tomorrow”…
Don’t follow me. I’m lost too.
I Rock , Therefore I Am.
Blink if you want me!
Come to the dark side we’ve got cookies.
(Back of the shirt) Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day.. Tomorrow doesn’t look so good either!
Just 2 for the price of 3!
Slow and Steady…….Never…wins the race…
I’m allergic to stupid people.
I’m the one who won…
So, you like reading t-shirts? I have more at my place…
(on front)Hey girl what’s your name?…(on back)Too lazy and proud to talk.
Watch your step while you are busy reading my t-shirt.
If you can read this you’re too close………that would mean back the freak up.
Woke up this morning and decided to be awesome.
Hey, You look like my next boyfriend, I wanna try someone ugly this time!
(Front) Don’t touch this!
Virginity is not Dignity, it is just Lack of Opportunity.
I don’t have an attitude; its my personality.
Reciprocity works great; your are good, I’m great.
I am an angel; all you need is to put on your glasses well.
I know KARATE…and several other oriental words..
Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.