I was born cool but global warming made me hot.
If you find me asleep in the middle of the street, please return me to the pub.
Also available in sober.
Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!
I’m with Stupid ——>
I know what are you doing right now. You’re looking at me right?
I think you better watch your foot steps than looking at my back.
If you read this, you are stupid. HAHA. It’s to late now. You’ve read it already.
Born Player…
What are your Intentions? Huh!
Girls, don’t cry, I’ll be back…!
I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.
Your boyfriend thinks I’m hot, are you aware?
I am what you dream to be….
Who………??? Will wash my t-shirt?
I know… What I am
I bought this shirt just to make you look and wast your time, I am gonna return it.
Don’t read my shirt it’s a wast of time…
Told you, people don’t listen these days.
I’m in no shape to exercise.
Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?
If you wanna keep your girl, keep her away from me.
Fat people are harder to abduct.
Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.
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I was born cool but global warming made me hot.
If you find me asleep in the middle of the street, please return me to the pub.
Also available in sober.
Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!
I’m with Stupid ——>
I know what are you doing right now. You’re looking at me right?
I think you better watch your foot steps than looking at my back.
If you read this, you are stupid. HAHA. It’s to late now. You’ve read it already.
Born Player…
What are your Intentions? Huh!
Girls, don’t cry, I’ll be back…!
I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.
Your boyfriend thinks I’m hot, are you aware?
I am what you dream to be….
Who………???
Will wash my t-shirt?
I know… What I am
I bought this shirt just to make you look and wast your time, I am gonna return it.
Don’t read my shirt it’s a wast of time…
Told you, people don’t listen these days.
I’m in no shape to exercise.
Was that an Earthquake of did I just rock your world?
If you wanna keep your girl, keep her away from me.
Fat people are harder to abduct.
Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.