T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
I’m the person your mother warned you about.
No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
I’m not as dumb as you look.
How can I love you if you won’t lie down ?
I wear the brains in the family.
There’s no future in time travel.
Put on your seatbelt… I wanna try something.
Beat the 5 o’clock rush - Leave work at noon.
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
All men are idiots And I married their king.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
A day without sunshine is like night.
Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
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its better to have loved than to not have loved at all!!!!!!
if attitude could kill…i could be a weapon of mass destruction..!!
It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
lets save time and just assume i know everything
GOD is busy…….. can i help you!!!
If you wanna come second…….
FOLLOW ME!!
dont worry about about the world ending today, its already tomorrow in Austrailia.
the fact that no one understands you, doesnt make you an artist.
there is only one corner of the universe that you are certain of improving and that is your own self
a good plan today is better then a perfect plan tomorrow.
My dad is stronger than your dad
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful! hate me because…well…okay…HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL!
Don’t give me your attitude, I have my own.
Stop looking at my Brea$ts
This is your boyfriend’s T-shirt!
If you read this, you owe me $10
Watch the b**ch as she gets the bone.
I’m not a bad girl…I’m a good girl with ATTITUDE !!
It’s better to loose a Lover then to love a Loser!
If Nothing lasts forever…
Can I be your Nothing?
I am not Best, I am just…….Better than the Best
do it first
you cannot trust someone who thinks you are crazy
i hate being around interesting people because then i have to be interesting too
love isnt blind, it makes you blind
love only hurts when its over
the best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time
the best thing about tomorrow is the memory of today
never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love
If you have a foot in the past and a foot in the future then you are p***ng on today.
Build a bridge, and get over it.
music speaks the words we cannot seem to say <3
Carry your own emotional baggage!
i am with stupid ==>
Can’t afford it, can’t touch it
You want it but you can’t have it
Who are you & why are you reading my shirt
WHY RUN UR MOUTH WHEN U CAN RUN THE WORLD
IM LIKE A REMOTE, I PUT EVERONE ON MUTE
iwas an atheist untill i realised i was GOD
you spend your whole life thinking your on the right track, only to find out your on the left one
(i just fixed up someone else’s one)
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
how young do u have to be to die of old age?
I’ve never tried to hide the fact that it is my intention to be the best.
It’s better to be hated for you are, then to be loved for someone that you arent.