T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

I’m the person your mother warned you about.
I’m not as dumb as you look.
No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
Work is the curse of the [...]

231 Comments to “T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings”

• 41. TWEETY wrote on 27 December, 2007, 21:26

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  IM LIKE A REMOTE, I PUT EVERONE ON MUTE
• 42. best person ever wrote on 6 January, 2008, 9:49

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  you spend your whole life thinking your on the right track, only to find out your on the left one

  (i just fixed up someone else’s one)
• 43. best person ever wrote on 6 January, 2008, 9:49

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  Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
• 44. best person ever wrote on 6 January, 2008, 9:51

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  how young do u have to be to die of old age?
• 45. Candace wrote on 9 January, 2008, 22:38

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  It’s better to be hated for you are, then to be loved for someone that you arent.
• 46. kaykay wrote on 11 January, 2008, 2:58

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  Don’t kiss behind the garden gate- love is blind but the neighbors ain’t!!
• 47. lilfatgirl wrote on 13 January, 2008, 19:36

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  Those who know me, love me.Those who don’t,hate my guts. Obviously,you don’t know me.
• 48. morphine wrote on 15 January, 2008, 21:13

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  dont talk to me when im talking to myself
• 49. ILIANA wrote on 18 January, 2008, 3:08

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  After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.”

  Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

  I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
• 50. i.tlk.2.sqrrls wrote on 19 January, 2008, 13:13

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  I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try and keep up!
• 51. Georgia wrote on 20 January, 2008, 7:10

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  I’m not perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome!

  Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

  You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

  Imagine your life without me… Miserable huh?
• 52. Messy Jessie wrote on 27 January, 2008, 13:20

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  Don’t laugh at my pink shirt it’s your girlfriends
• 53. Courtney wrote on 29 January, 2008, 1:49

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  Save a tree, Write a blog.
• 54. Denisse wrote on 1 February, 2008, 22:37

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  “Some call it stalking i call it love.”

  “Why do i end up liking the guy i can only think of.”

  “I was uncool befor being uncool was cool!”

  “Get like you? naw Get like me”

  “I called your boyfriend g*y…and then he hit me with his purse.”

  ‘When i said “i’d hit that” i meant with my car.”

  “Go bye yourself a life on e-bay.”

  “Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.”
• 55. KousekiDokuro wrote on 2 February, 2008, 8:53

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  “Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See back for answer)
  Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See front for answer)”

  “Yah. I’m that hot.”

  “Yes, I’m free Saturday. No, I will not go out with you.”

  “Because I said so”

  “You’re so cute it’s stupid.”
• 56. billy wrote on 2 February, 2008, 16:30

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  “You’re not ugly, I’m just handsome”

  “You don’t have long chin, your lips is just high”
• 57. Sneaky wrote on 7 February, 2008, 13:25

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  I dont have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem
• 58. alissa wrote on 8 February, 2008, 2:22

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  i’am with stupid.
• 59. soumu wrote on 14 February, 2008, 9:11

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  i am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!
• 60. bob the builder wrote on 16 February, 2008, 1:15

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  Your heart is broken. Can we fix it? Yes we can!