T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

I’m the person your mother warned you about.

No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.

We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.

Never kick a man unless he’s down.

There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.

I’m not as dumb as you look.

How can I love you if you won’t lie down ?

I wear the brains in the family.

There’s no future in time travel.

Put on your seatbelt… I wanna try something.

Beat the 5 o’clock rush - Leave work at noon.

I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant

I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.

All men are idiots And I married their king.

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

My Dog Can Lick Anyone.

Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?

Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

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  • 61. kaykay said:

    Don’t kiss behind the garden gate- love is blind but the neighbors ain’t!!

  • 62. lilfatgirl said:

    Those who know me, love me.Those who don’t,hate my guts. Obviously,you don’t know me.

  • 63. morphine said:

    dont talk to me when im talking to myself

  • 64. ILIANA said:

    After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.”

    Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

    I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

  • 65. i.tlk.2.sqrrls said:

    I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try and keep up!

  • 66. Georgia said:

    I’m not perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome!

    Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

    You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

    Imagine your life without me… Miserable huh?

  • 67. Messy Jessie said:

    Don’t laugh at my pink shirt it’s your girlfriends

  • 68. Courtney said:

    Save a tree, Write a blog.

  • 69. Denisse said:

    “Some call it stalking i call it love.”

    “Why do i end up liking the guy i can only think of.”

    “I was uncool befor being uncool was cool!”

    “Get like you? naw Get like me”

    “I called your boyfriend g*y…and then he hit me with his purse.”

    ‘When i said “i’d hit that” i meant with my car.”

    “Go bye yourself a life on e-bay.”

    “Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.”

  • 70. KousekiDokuro said:

    “Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See back for answer)
    Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See front for answer)”

    “Yah. I’m that hot.”

    “Yes, I’m free Saturday. No, I will not go out with you.”

    “Because I said so”

    “You’re so cute it’s stupid.”

  • 71. billy said:

    “You’re not ugly, I’m just handsome”

    “You don’t have long chin, your lips is just high”

  • 72. Sneaky said:

    I dont have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem

  • 73. alissa said:

    i’am with stupid.

  • 74. soumu said:

    i am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!

  • 75. bob the builder said:

    Your heart is broken. Can we fix it? Yes we can!

  • 76. erika said:

    Warning: may answer back

    the more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.

    how many frogs do i have to kiss before i find my prince?

    SMILE- it makes people wonder what the hell you’re thinking about.

    I’m smiling on the inside

    I really hope life isn’t a joke, because i don’t get it.

    LOVE
    HATE there’s only 3 letter difference.

  • 77. $PAWAS$ said:

    DONT WEAR MY ATTITUDE………………I’M BORN WITH IT.

  • 78. Integra said:

    The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.

    The reason people day dream is because they forgot to last night.

    If (C) stands for coffee than it is the answer.

  • 79. KayKaylove said:

    pick flowers not fights

  • 80. Bre said:

    Does your face hurt? Cause it’s killing me!

  • 81. miley lynn said:

    life is like a box of chocolates, take a bite of all of them until you find the one you like…

  • 82. Milly said:

    I didn’t lose my mind. I sold it on ebay!

  • 83. Milly said:

    Take my advice,I don’t use it anyway.

  • 84. codi said:

    Im not with stupid….We broke up

  • 85. IrishRose said:

    Kiss me, i’m IRISH!

  • 86. andrew said:

    I’m a Virgin…but this is an old T-shirt

  • 87. Shemerald said:

    Why are you reading my shirt?

    They feel great.

    He/She made me wear it.

  • 88. missymae94 said:

    T shirt Quote: I saw this shirt in the store and i though it was cool it was only 10 dollars and when i got down to the middle of reading it i realized it had nothing to say but if it got people to look at my shirt i would buy it anyways, so now i got you reading my long shirt while i’m standing still but you’ve taken up to much of my time so bye.

  • 89. kimberly said:

    QUICK!!! What color are my eyes?!?!

  • 90. Jimbo said:

    SORRY OFFICER I THOUGHT YOU WANTED A RACE

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