It’s better to be hated for you are, then to be loved for someone that you arent.
Don’t kiss behind the garden gate- love is blind but the neighbors ain’t!!
Those who know me, love me.Those who don’t,hate my guts. Obviously,you don’t know me.
dont talk to me when im talking to myself
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.”
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try and keep up!
I’m not perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome!
Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Imagine your life without me… Miserable huh?
Don’t laugh at my pink shirt it’s your girlfriends
Save a tree, Write a blog.
“Some call it stalking i call it love.”
“Why do i end up liking the guy i can only think of.”
“I was uncool befor being uncool was cool!”
“Get like you? naw Get like me”
“I called your boyfriend g*y…and then he hit me with his purse.”
‘When i said “i’d hit that” i meant with my car.”
“Go bye yourself a life on e-bay.”
“Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.”
“Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See back for answer) Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See front for answer)”
“Yah. I’m that hot.”
“Yes, I’m free Saturday. No, I will not go out with you.”
“Because I said so”
“You’re so cute it’s stupid.”
“You’re not ugly, I’m just handsome”
“You don’t have long chin, your lips is just high”
I dont have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem
i’am with stupid.
i am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!
Your heart is broken. Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Warning: may answer back
the more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.
how many frogs do i have to kiss before i find my prince?
SMILE- it makes people wonder what the hell you’re thinking about.
I’m smiling on the inside
I really hope life isn’t a joke, because i don’t get it.
LOVE HATE there’s only 3 letter difference.
DONT WEAR MY ATTITUDE………………I’M BORN WITH IT.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.
The reason people day dream is because they forgot to last night.
If (C) stands for coffee than it is the answer.
pick flowers not fights
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It’s better to be hated for you are, then to be loved for someone that you arent.
Don’t kiss behind the garden gate- love is blind but the neighbors ain’t!!
Those who know me, love me.Those who don’t,hate my guts. Obviously,you don’t know me.
dont talk to me when im talking to myself
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.”
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try and keep up!
I’m not perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome!
Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Imagine your life without me… Miserable huh?
Don’t laugh at my pink shirt it’s your girlfriends
Save a tree, Write a blog.
“Some call it stalking i call it love.”
“Why do i end up liking the guy i can only think of.”
“I was uncool befor being uncool was cool!”
“Get like you? naw Get like me”
“I called your boyfriend g*y…and then he hit me with his purse.”
‘When i said “i’d hit that” i meant with my car.”
“Go bye yourself a life on e-bay.”
“Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.”
“Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See back for answer)
Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See front for answer)”
“Yah. I’m that hot.”
“Yes, I’m free Saturday. No, I will not go out with you.”
“Because I said so”
“You’re so cute it’s stupid.”
“You’re not ugly, I’m just handsome”
“You don’t have long chin, your lips is just high”
I dont have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem
i’am with stupid.
i am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!
Your heart is broken. Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Warning: may answer back
the more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.
how many frogs do i have to kiss before i find my prince?
SMILE- it makes people wonder what the hell you’re thinking about.
I’m smiling on the inside
I really hope life isn’t a joke, because i don’t get it.
LOVE
HATE there’s only 3 letter difference.
DONT WEAR MY ATTITUDE………………I’M BORN WITH IT.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.
The reason people day dream is because they forgot to last night.
If (C) stands for coffee than it is the answer.
pick flowers not fights