131 Responses

• 91. SMILE PPLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!:

  no money
  no car
  no chance

• 92. Ellen:

  I come with my own background music!!

• 93. *Stephanie*Jayde*Barela*:

  lets flip a coin…
  heads I get tail…
  Tails I get head…

• 94. Shobhit:

  You cannot overtake everything on the road!

  Love me…..else die!

  Conserve water..drink beer!!!

• 95. I:

  I am the future of America.
  Be afraid.
  Be VERY afraid.

• 96. Sridhar:

  You never truly know some one untill you fight them.

• 97. devanshi:

  This T-Shirt turns green in front of Morons

• 98. Smiling:

  Its not like m lazy…..
  m just happy doing NOTHING.

• 99. SANDY:

  Liquor!!! What? I don’t even know who she is…..

• 100. Paul:

  Think, its not illegal YET

• 101. Nikki:

  I *heart* your boyfriend

  When i’m bored, i google myself

  Boyfriend is a form of uglyness so intolerable that it needs to be changed every 6 months

• 102. Nikki:

  Don’t play a girl who plays better

  Sometimes i like to pretend i am British

  I don’t get into fights
  I was raised right
  I talk about people behind their backs…its called manners

  The best kind of friend is the one who lets you touch them inappropriately any time they want.

  Ever wonder how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place.

  Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

  I’m having a really stupid idea that might just get us killed.

  If it weren’t for physics and the law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

  I laugh at completely inappropriate times.

• 103. ZOEY:

  F.B.I
  most
  wanted

• 104. 2008biotch:

  i may be fat but your ugly i can get rid of mine an you cant ha ha ha o_o

• 105. DevIl >:) --- Vipin Bhardwaj:

  I Don’T DrIvE fasT… I Juss flY lOw !

  I dOnnO karatE, BuT i knOw kara-ZY !!

• 106. parvesh nehra:

  Take my advice.. I dont use it anyway

• 107. natnat:

  explain before you complain

• 108. Tessur:

  Congratz, by reading this shirt you wasted 6 seconds of your life. I hope you’re happy.

• 109. me:

  available tonight… limited time offer

• 110. me again:

  if you are happy and you know it

  keep it to yourself!!

• 111. shadow in the night:

  oi! my face is up here!

  (on front) Abracadabra!! (on back) oops.. you’re still ugly.

  i’m stupid

• 112. Rob:

  “Don’t get smart, stay stupid..”

• 113. Ram C:

  When God created me, he was just showing off!!!

• 114. Kedar:

  RISK YOUR LIFE;LIFE WITHOUT RISKS IS SUCH A WASTE OF OXYGEN!!

• 115. Babrs:

  You may not Notice but I Know You’re watching Me

• 116. man007:

  Follow me if you don’t like me

• 117. Jigs:

  I am surrounded by donkeys !

• 118. danielle:

  Sweat is Weakness leaving the body

  Respect; if you have to ask for it you haven’t earned it

  Winners train, Losers complain

  Sweat on the floor is gold in the trophy case

• 119. karan:

  Follow me I KNOW THE WAY TO HELL(on back)

• 120. Voldemort:

  If Homework is work,,,WHEN DO I GET PAID???

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