no money no car no chance
I come with my own background music!!
lets flip a coin… heads I get tail… Tails I get head…
You cannot overtake everything on the road!
Love me…..else die!
Conserve water..drink beer!!!
I am the future of America. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
You never truly know some one untill you fight them.
This T-Shirt turns green in front of Morons
Its not like m lazy….. m just happy doing NOTHING.
Liquor!!! What? I don’t even know who she is…..
Think, its not illegal YET
I *heart* your boyfriend
When i’m bored, i google myself
Boyfriend is a form of uglyness so intolerable that it needs to be changed every 6 months
Don’t play a girl who plays better
Sometimes i like to pretend i am British
I don’t get into fights I was raised right I talk about people behind their backs…its called manners
The best kind of friend is the one who lets you touch them inappropriately any time they want.
Ever wonder how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’m having a really stupid idea that might just get us killed.
If it weren’t for physics and the law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
I laugh at completely inappropriate times.
F.B.I most wanted
i may be fat but your ugly i can get rid of mine an you cant ha ha ha o_o
I Don’T DrIvE fasT… I Juss flY lOw !
I dOnnO karatE, BuT i knOw kara-ZY !!
Take my advice.. I dont use it anyway
explain before you complain
Congratz, by reading this shirt you wasted 6 seconds of your life. I hope you’re happy.
available tonight… limited time offer
if you are happy and you know it
keep it to yourself!!
oi! my face is up here!
(on front) Abracadabra!! (on back) oops.. you’re still ugly.
i’m stupid
“Don’t get smart, stay stupid..”
When God created me, he was just showing off!!!
RISK YOUR LIFE;LIFE WITHOUT RISKS IS SUCH A WASTE OF OXYGEN!!
You may not Notice but I Know You’re watching Me
Follow me if you don’t like me
I am surrounded by donkeys !
Sweat is Weakness leaving the body
Respect; if you have to ask for it you haven’t earned it
Winners train, Losers complain
Sweat on the floor is gold in the trophy case
Follow me I KNOW THE WAY TO HELL(on back)
If Homework is work,,,WHEN DO I GET PAID???
Name
Mail
no money
no car
no chance
I come with my own background music!!
lets flip a coin…
heads I get tail…
Tails I get head…
You cannot overtake everything on the road!
Love me…..else die!
Conserve water..drink beer!!!
I am the future of America.
Be afraid.
Be VERY afraid.
You never truly know some one untill you fight them.
This T-Shirt turns green in front of Morons
Its not like m lazy…..
m just happy doing NOTHING.
Liquor!!! What? I don’t even know who she is…..
Think, its not illegal YET
I *heart* your boyfriend
When i’m bored, i google myself
Boyfriend is a form of uglyness so intolerable that it needs to be changed every 6 months
Don’t play a girl who plays better
Sometimes i like to pretend i am British
I don’t get into fights
I was raised right
I talk about people behind their backs…its called manners
The best kind of friend is the one who lets you touch them inappropriately any time they want.
Ever wonder how people who tell you to calm down are the ones who got you mad in the first place.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’m having a really stupid idea that might just get us killed.
If it weren’t for physics and the law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
I laugh at completely inappropriate times.
F.B.I
most
wanted
i may be fat but your ugly i can get rid of mine an you cant ha ha ha o_o
I Don’T DrIvE fasT… I Juss flY lOw !
I dOnnO karatE, BuT i knOw kara-ZY !!
Take my advice.. I dont use it anyway
explain before you complain
Congratz, by reading this shirt you wasted 6 seconds of your life. I hope you’re happy.
available tonight… limited time offer
if you are happy and you know it
keep it to yourself!!
oi! my face is up here!
(on front) Abracadabra!! (on back) oops.. you’re still ugly.
i’m stupid
“Don’t get smart, stay stupid..”
When God created me, he was just showing off!!!
RISK YOUR LIFE;LIFE WITHOUT RISKS IS SUCH A WASTE OF OXYGEN!!
You may not Notice but I Know You’re watching Me
Follow me if you don’t like me
I am surrounded by donkeys !
Sweat is Weakness leaving the body
Respect; if you have to ask for it you haven’t earned it
Winners train, Losers complain
Sweat on the floor is gold in the trophy case
Follow me I KNOW THE WAY TO HELL(on back)
If Homework is work,,,WHEN DO I GET PAID???