Note to yourself: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid..
Hey,you. Yeah you. No.not you.. That other guy. You right there! Yes,you..Do you like tacos?!
DON’T FOLLOW ME..I’M LOST..
3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions
’save the earth – it’s the only planet that has chocolate’
‘I’ll be nicer if you’ll be smarter’
‘I’ll be nicer if you give me chocolate’
‘My face is up here ^ ‘
‘Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?’
‘if you are reading this shirt, then phase one of my evil plan is complete..’
‘if you can read this shirt, you are standing way too close to me’ (font is really small, so you have to step forward to read it)
‘the best thing about this shirt is that by the time you finish reading it, you realize you just wasted ten seconds of your life’
CAUTION: I suffer from Ergophobia. Warning May Be Contagious. (ergophobia is the fear of work)
On back: Stop following me, you stalker!
I’m Magically Delicious
If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough
save earth, because u cannot party on mars
(On front) Not worried? U should b. (On back) On my good days I’m worse.
smoking kills slowly …….. so what , whose in a hurry?
Everybody has a right to be stupid, but you’re abusing your privelege!!!
your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware
when god made man she was only kidding.
_____________________
You must be this tall to ride
Don’t get near me,I’m SICK
life is tough so,wear a helmet
Think its not illegal yet
Keep watching me, I might do a trick!
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Note to yourself: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid..
Hey,you. Yeah you. No.not you.. That other guy. You right there! Yes,you..Do you like tacos?!
DON’T FOLLOW ME..I’M LOST..
3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions
’save the earth – it’s the only planet that has chocolate’
‘I’ll be nicer if you’ll be smarter’
‘I’ll be nicer if you give me chocolate’
‘My face is up here ^ ‘
‘Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?’
‘if you are reading this shirt, then phase one of my evil plan is complete..’
‘if you can read this shirt, you are standing way too close to me’
(font is really small, so you have to step forward to read it)
‘the best thing about this shirt is that by the time you finish reading it, you realize you just wasted ten seconds of your life’
CAUTION: I suffer from Ergophobia. Warning May Be Contagious.
(ergophobia is the fear of work)
On back:
Stop following me, you stalker!
I’m Magically Delicious
If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough
save earth, because u cannot party on mars
(On front) Not worried? U should b.
(On back) On my good days I’m worse.
smoking kills slowly …….. so what , whose in a hurry?
Everybody has a right to be stupid, but you’re abusing your privelege!!!
your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware
when god made man she was only kidding.
_____________________
You must be this tall to ride
Don’t get near me,I’m SICK
life is tough so,wear a helmet
Think its not illegal yet
Keep watching me, I might do a trick!