T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

I’m the person your mother warned you about.
I’m not as dumb as you look.
No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
Work is the curse of the [...]

231 Comments to “T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings”

• 121. Moz wrote on 9 November, 2008, 1:19

   Vote: 16   8  

  Hang on a sec im just reading my voicemail!
• 122. VINAMRA KHANDELWAL wrote on 10 November, 2008, 18:37

   Vote: 19   7  

  if u can read this:
  MAKE ME A SANDWICH
• 123. ted wrote on 15 November, 2008, 23:09

   Vote: 7   10  

  girls call me frankie dettori because i’m used to coming first
• 124. maddi wrote on 16 November, 2008, 3:17

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  You can’t spell STUPID without U
• 125. Eni wrote on 22 November, 2008, 13:35

   Vote: 19   8  

  Note to yourself: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid..
• 126. Eni wrote on 22 November, 2008, 13:40

   Vote: 39   6  

  Hey,you. Yeah you. No.not you.. That other guy. You right there! Yes,you..Do you like tacos?!
• 127. Eni wrote on 22 November, 2008, 13:43

   Vote: 25   8  

  DON’T FOLLOW ME..I’M LOST..
• 128. wasdas wrote on 9 December, 2008, 21:37

   Vote: 29   7  

  3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions
• 129. strawberryblondey wrote on 10 December, 2008, 22:40

   Vote: 25   5  

  ’save the earth – it’s the only planet that has chocolate’

  ‘I’ll be nicer if you’ll be smarter’

  ‘I’ll be nicer if you give me chocolate’

  ‘My face is up here ^ ‘

  ‘Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?’

  ‘if you are reading this shirt, then phase one of my evil plan is complete..’

  ‘if you can read this shirt, you are standing way too close to me’
  (font is really small, so you have to step forward to read it)

  ‘the best thing about this shirt is that by the time you finish reading it, you realize you just wasted ten seconds of your life’
• 130. Trixie wrote on 26 December, 2008, 2:17

   Vote: 12   3  

  CAUTION: I suffer from Ergophobia. Warning May Be Contagious.
  (ergophobia is the fear of work)
• 131. Yeah wrote on 30 December, 2008, 17:10

   Vote: 17   7  

  On back:
  Stop following me, you stalker!
• 132. Britt wrote on 4 January, 2009, 4:12

   Vote: 10   6  

  I’m Magically Delicious
• 133. amber wrote on 7 January, 2009, 3:32

   Vote: 8   5  

  If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough
• 134. namitha wrote on 13 January, 2009, 14:19

   Vote: 7   7  

  save earth, because u cannot party on mars
• 135. Danni wrote on 14 January, 2009, 13:55

   Vote: 2   9  

  (On front) Not worried? U should b.
  (On back) On my good days I’m worse.
• 136. marty wrote on 17 January, 2009, 19:53

   Vote: 26   7  

  smoking kills slowly …….. so what , whose in a hurry?
• 137. ashish wrote on 20 January, 2009, 8:25

   Vote: 24   4  

  Everybody has a right to be stupid, but you’re abusing your privelege!!!
• 138. pau wrote on 20 January, 2009, 13:54

   Vote: 11   7  

  your boyfriend wants my boyfriend..beware
• 139. wings of freedom wrote on 20 January, 2009, 18:07

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  when god made man she was only kidding.
• 140. Pete wrote on 24 January, 2009, 4:30

   Vote: 8   13  

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