basically i rock…
Nobody is perfect. i am nobody.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no-one wants to die.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
If you cant see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
~ Im my wife’s personal ATM machine
I can only please one person a day. TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY.
Don’t ask Questions………use your Commonsense
Confidence;i wear it like make up!
Step away from me before something happens.
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we’re on the same side now.
I see Your Playing Stupid Again— Looks like you’re winning to.
I hear voices…. And they don’t like you.
I’m really bad with names, is it okay if I just call you Stupid?
Don’t follow me, I run into walls.
some 1 give me an x-tra shirt i just scribbled on it
Nothing is impossible..i do nothing
99% of the women in this world are beautiful, the rest are in my college.
It hurts, when you have someone in your heart, but you can’t have them in your arms.
who says nothing is impossible..I’ve been doing nothing for years
I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You’re funny….looking.
Dude. That wasn’t funny.
There is no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people.
By the time you have read this, you have already read it.
OMG! The sky is blue!
Yes, you have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to think you are stupid.
I was last seen wearing: THIS
I look like that one guy from that movie.
I’m not as think as you dumb I am.
OMG! The rains wet.
DON’T READ THIS!
Surveys are showing that 3 out of every four people make up 75% of our population.
If you see the police, warn a brother!
Its not that you are weird….its just that everyone else is normal.
Sarcasm is one of the service’s i offer.
My kids think i am a ATM Machine.
You think your gangster Well i think I’m pretty gangster my self
I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah.
Skool makes you sooper smart.
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basically i rock…
Nobody is perfect. i am nobody.
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no-one wants to die.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
If you cant see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
~ Im my wife’s personal ATM machine
I can only please one person a day. TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY.
Don’t ask Questions………use your Commonsense
Confidence;i wear it like make up!
Step away from me before something happens.
I stopped fighting my inner demons, we’re on the same side now.
I see Your Playing Stupid Again— Looks like you’re winning to.
I hear voices…. And they don’t like you.
I’m really bad with names, is it okay if I just call you Stupid?
Don’t follow me, I run into walls.
some 1 give me an x-tra shirt
i just scribbled on it
Nothing is impossible..i do nothing
99% of the women in this world are beautiful, the rest are in my college.
It hurts, when you have someone in your heart, but you can’t have them in your arms.
who says nothing is impossible..I’ve been doing nothing for years
I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You’re funny….looking.
Dude. That wasn’t funny.
There is no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people.
By the time you have read this, you have already read it.
OMG! The sky is blue!
Yes, you have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to think you are stupid.
I was last seen wearing: THIS
I look like that one guy from that movie.
I’m not as think as you dumb I am.
OMG! The rains wet.
DON’T READ THIS!
Surveys are showing that 3 out of every four people make up 75% of our population.
If you see the police, warn a brother!
Its not that you are weird….its just that everyone else is normal.
Sarcasm is one of the service’s i offer.
My kids think i am a ATM Machine.
You think your gangster Well i think I’m pretty gangster my self
I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah.
Skool makes you sooper smart.