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  • 161. Leon wrote on 18 April, 2009, 20:24
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    Its not that you are weird….its just that everyone else is normal.

  • 162. Alicia wrote on 27 April, 2009, 3:58
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    Sarcasm is one of the service’s i offer.

    My kids think i am a ATM Machine.

    You think your gangster Well i think I’m pretty gangster my self

    I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah.

    Skool makes you sooper smart.

  • 163. Bruno wrote on 27 April, 2009, 18:19
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    If you are rich, then I am single.

  • 164. Thanu wrote on 28 April, 2009, 9:57
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    If i rest, i Rust!

    We always hold hands. If i leave them, she shops.

  • 165. hal23 wrote on 30 April, 2009, 7:11
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    Am not broke am just short on money

  • 166. Misha wrote on 2 May, 2009, 8:21
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    After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life isn’t for everyone”.

  • 167. Shann wrote on 6 May, 2009, 2:35
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    Yeah……….Nah.

  • 168. raghu wrote on 17 May, 2009, 17:52
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    99% of the guys in this world have brains, the rest are at my college.

  • 169. Pavan Kumar wrote on 18 May, 2009, 20:44
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    I THINK
    therefore I am single..

  • 170. doolarrlaaleeee wrote on 31 May, 2009, 16:03
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    If you read this, you will get hurt

  • 171. ryan atendido wrote on 8 June, 2009, 0:17
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    their shirt is not like my shirt….

  • 172. madi wrote on 10 June, 2009, 9:45
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    I can’t help it that i’m awesome!

  • 173. Jacky Khatri wrote on 11 June, 2009, 6:13
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    This T-shirt turns green in the company of morons.

  • 174. paige wrote on 18 June, 2009, 21:07
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    your outfit is very ugly, though it comments your face perfectly.

  • 175. Alex Sortor wrote on 20 June, 2009, 15:33
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    You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.

  • 176. mizi wrote on 2 July, 2009, 9:31
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    Look at my shoes.

    My mother forced me to wear this shirt.

  • 177. Char char wrote on 6 July, 2009, 6:22
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    You wasted the many seconds of your life it took to read this : )

    People say im self-centered but why should I care about other peoples lives when I have my OWN to worry about!

  • 178. jasmine wrote on 7 July, 2009, 5:10
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    99% of all women are beautiful
    the remaining 1 % are in my college………

  • 179. s to the eye wrote on 7 July, 2009, 22:59
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    The Tallest Midget

  • 180. SMS wrote on 10 July, 2009, 8:18
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    I am perfect*

    *Conditions apply

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