T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 9

I’m the person your mother warned you about.
I’m not as dumb as you look.
No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
Work is the curse of the [...]

231 Comments to “T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings”

• 161. Emily wrote on 11 April, 2009, 23:32

   Vote: 34   5  

  I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

  You’re funny….looking.

  Dude. That wasn’t funny.

  There is no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid people.

  By the time you have read this, you have already read it.

  OMG! The sky is blue!

  Yes, you have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to think you are stupid.

  I was last seen wearing: THIS

  I look like that one guy from that movie.

  I’m not as think as you dumb I am.

  OMG! The rains wet.

  DON’T READ THIS!

  Surveys are showing that 3 out of every four people make up 75% of our population.
• 162. Durimi wrote on 13 April, 2009, 17:43

   Vote: 13   16  

  If you see the police, warn a brother!
• 163. Leon wrote on 18 April, 2009, 20:24

   Vote: 19   5  

  Its not that you are weird….its just that everyone else is normal.
• 164. Alicia wrote on 27 April, 2009, 3:58

   Vote: 14   9  

  Sarcasm is one of the service’s i offer.

  My kids think i am a ATM Machine.

  You think your gangster Well i think I’m pretty gangster my self

  I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah.

  Skool makes you sooper smart.
• 165. Bruno wrote on 27 April, 2009, 18:19

   Vote: 23   7  

  If you are rich, then I am single.
• 166. Thanu wrote on 28 April, 2009, 9:57

   Vote: 18   5  

  If i rest, i Rust!

  We always hold hands. If i leave them, she shops.
• 167. hal23 wrote on 30 April, 2009, 7:11

   Vote: 11   8  

  Am not broke am just short on money
• 168. Misha wrote on 2 May, 2009, 8:21

   Vote: 27   6  

  After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life isn’t for everyone”.
• 169. Shann wrote on 6 May, 2009, 2:35

   Vote: 11   13  

  Yeah……….Nah.
• 170. raghu wrote on 17 May, 2009, 17:52

   Vote: 16   8  

  99% of the guys in this world have brains, the rest are at my college.
• 171. Pavan Kumar wrote on 18 May, 2009, 20:44

   Vote: 44   8  

  I THINK
  therefore I am single..
• 172. doolarrlaaleeee wrote on 31 May, 2009, 16:03

   Vote: 9   19  

  If you read this, you will get hurt
• 173. ryan atendido wrote on 8 June, 2009, 0:17

   Vote: 9   8  

  their shirt is not like my shirt….
• 174. madi wrote on 10 June, 2009, 9:45

   Vote: 9   6  

  I can’t help it that i’m awesome!
• 175. Jacky Khatri wrote on 11 June, 2009, 6:13

   Vote: 9   4  

  This T-shirt turns green in the company of morons.
• 176. paige wrote on 18 June, 2009, 21:07

   Vote: 22   7  

  your outfit is very ugly, though it comments your face perfectly.
• 177. Alex Sortor wrote on 20 June, 2009, 15:33

   Vote: 28   6  

  You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.
• 178. mizi wrote on 2 July, 2009, 9:31

   Vote: 7   5  

  Look at my shoes.

  My mother forced me to wear this shirt.
• 179. Char char wrote on 6 July, 2009, 6:22

   Vote: 5   6  

  You wasted the many seconds of your life it took to read this : )

  People say im self-centered but why should I care about other peoples lives when I have my OWN to worry about!
• 180. jasmine wrote on 7 July, 2009, 5:10

   Vote: 7   9  

  99% of all women are beautiful
  the remaining 1 % are in my college………