T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 9

258 Comments to “T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings”

• 161. Leon wrote on 18 April, 2009, 20:24

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  Its not that you are weird….its just that everyone else is normal.
• 162. Alicia wrote on 27 April, 2009, 3:58

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  Sarcasm is one of the service’s i offer.

  My kids think i am a ATM Machine.

  You think your gangster Well i think I’m pretty gangster my self

  I’m mature and you’re not nah nah nah nah nah.

  Skool makes you sooper smart.
• 163. Bruno wrote on 27 April, 2009, 18:19

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  If you are rich, then I am single.
• 164. Thanu wrote on 28 April, 2009, 9:57

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  If i rest, i Rust!

  We always hold hands. If i leave them, she shops.
• 165. hal23 wrote on 30 April, 2009, 7:11

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  Am not broke am just short on money
• 166. Misha wrote on 2 May, 2009, 8:21

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  After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life isn’t for everyone”.
• 167. Shann wrote on 6 May, 2009, 2:35

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  Yeah……….Nah.
• 168. raghu wrote on 17 May, 2009, 17:52

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  99% of the guys in this world have brains, the rest are at my college.
• 169. Pavan Kumar wrote on 18 May, 2009, 20:44

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  I THINK
  therefore I am single..
• 170. doolarrlaaleeee wrote on 31 May, 2009, 16:03

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  If you read this, you will get hurt
• 171. ryan atendido wrote on 8 June, 2009, 0:17

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  their shirt is not like my shirt….
• 172. madi wrote on 10 June, 2009, 9:45

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  I can’t help it that i’m awesome!
• 173. Jacky Khatri wrote on 11 June, 2009, 6:13

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  This T-shirt turns green in the company of morons.
• 174. paige wrote on 18 June, 2009, 21:07

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  your outfit is very ugly, though it comments your face perfectly.
• 175. Alex Sortor wrote on 20 June, 2009, 15:33

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  You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.
• 176. mizi wrote on 2 July, 2009, 9:31

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  Look at my shoes.

  My mother forced me to wear this shirt.
• 177. Char char wrote on 6 July, 2009, 6:22

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  You wasted the many seconds of your life it took to read this : )

  People say im self-centered but why should I care about other peoples lives when I have my OWN to worry about!
• 178. jasmine wrote on 7 July, 2009, 5:10

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  99% of all women are beautiful
  the remaining 1 % are in my college………
• 179. s to the eye wrote on 7 July, 2009, 22:59

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  The Tallest Midget
• 180. SMS wrote on 10 July, 2009, 8:18

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  I am perfect*

  *Conditions apply