If you find me asleep in the middle of the street, please return me to the pub.
Don’t look at me, that’s not my child.
Don’t feed the monkey!
You’re just jealous because the doctor says I’m special.
“You’re not ugly, I’m just handsome” “You don’t have long chin, your lips is just high”
I can’t help it that i’m awesome!
Warning: I sometimes spontaneously combust.
Just because you have no swag.. Doesn’t mean you can copy mine.
99% of all women are beautiful the remaining 1 % are in my college……
Stressed. Depressed. But well dressed.
I know I’m awesome just… You’re not.
Hey baby I have bad vision can you come closer.
The older I get the better I was.
Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.
Mind your own business unless provoked.
I’m very cool Ice cubes are so jealous!!!!
Keep looking at me and you will be my next victim.
Excuse me Sam what is your name? I feel good when I’m not with you Check this out ..buy one take one
DONT WEAR MY ATTITUDE………I’M BORN WITH IT.
The Tallest Midget
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