GOD is busy….. Can I help you!!!
Haters hate you and rate you simply because they ain’t you.
DONT WEAR MY ATTITUDE………I’M BORN WITH IT.
Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.
99% of the guys in this world have brains, the rest are at my college.
I am not anti social I am anti idiot.
Be your own kind of beautiful.
Approach me and say hello! If not you gonna have bad luck for the rest of your life. Wonder what it likes looking from the front? (Back of t- shirt).
Sorry girls, I only date models!
Life is a soup and I’m a fork.
Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common Back: A good screw fixes everything.
Yeah, yeah, I know I’m awesome. Lets not make a big deal of it.
EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.
No money no car no chance
“Don’t get smart, stay stupid..”
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
Lawyers have feelings too. (Allegedly)
Hey, You look like my next boyfriend, I wanna try someone ugly this time!
(on front)Hey girl what’s your name?…(on back)Too lazy and proud to talk.
Better read your books rather than reading my t- shirt.
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