T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
Single again but now with experience.
Nothing is impossible..I do nothing.
If you can read this:
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
CAUTION: I suffer from Ergophobia. Warning May Be Contagious.
(ergophobia is the fear of work)
I’m probably lying.
I hope you realize that by the time you’ve stopped talking I’ve been talking to someone else.
My shirt is blank, haha made you look!!
Even if I laugh that doesn’t mean it’s funny.
If you flash me, I’ll laugh.
Come to the dark side we’ve got cookies.
(Back of the shirt) Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day.. Tomorrow doesn’t look so good either!
Risk your life; life without risks is such a waste of oxygen!!
Sweat is Weakness leaving the body
Respect; if you have to ask for it you haven’t earned it
Winners train, Losers complain
Sweat on the floor is gold in the trophy case
I’m really bad with names, is it okay if I just call you Stupid?
I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.