T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 12
Im not with stupid…We broke up
Take my advice,I don’t use it anyway.
I didn’t lose my mind. I sold it on ebay!
Life is like a box of chocolates, take a bite of all of them until you find the one you like…
Does your face hurt? Cause it’s killing me!
Pick flowers not fights
DONT WEAR MY ATTITUDE………I’M BORN WITH IT.
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the more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.
how many frogs do I have to kiss before I find my prince?
SMILE- it makes people wonder what the hell you’re thinking about.
I’m smiling on the inside
I really hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
HATE there’s only 3 letter difference.
Your heart is broken. Can we fix it? Yes we can!
I am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
“You’re not ugly, I’m just handsome”
“You don’t have long chin, your lips is just high”
“Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See back for answer)
Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See front for answer)”
“Yah. I’m that hot.”
“Yes, I’m free Saturday. No, I will not go out with you.”
“Because I said so”
“You’re so cute it’s stupid.”
Some call it stalking I call it love.
Why do I end up liking the guy I can only think of.
I was uncool before being uncool was cool!
Get like you? naw Get like me.
I called your boyfriend g*y…and then he hit me with his purse.
When I said “I’d hit that” I meant with my car.
Go buy yourself a life on e- bay.
Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.
Save a tree, Write a blog.
Don’t laugh at my pink shirt it’s your girlfriends
I’m not perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome!
Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Imagine your life without me… Miserable huh?
I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try and keep up!
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.”
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Dont talk to me when im talking to myself
Those who know me, love me.Those who don’t,hate my guts. Obviously,you don’t know me.
Don’t kiss behind the garden gate- love is blind but the neighbors ain’t!!
It’s better to be hated for you are, then to be loved for someone that you arent.
How young do you have to be to die of old age?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?