T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 12

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I’m a Virgin…but this is an old T- shirt

Submitted by: andrew
27

Im not with stupid…We broke up

Submitted by: codi
22

Take my advice,I don’t use it anyway.

Submitted by: Milly
30

I didn’t lose my mind. I sold it on ebay!

Submitted by: Milly
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Life is like a box of chocolates, take a bite of all of them until you find the one you like…

Submitted by: miley lynn
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Does your face hurt? Cause it’s killing me!

Submitted by: Bre
101

Pick flowers not fights

Submitted by: KayKaylove
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DONT WEAR MY ATTITUDE………I’M BORN WITH IT.

Submitted by: $PAWAS$
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Warning: may answer back
the more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.
how many frogs do I have to kiss before I find my prince?
SMILE- it makes people wonder what the hell you’re thinking about.
I’m smiling on the inside
I really hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
LOVE
HATE there’s only 3 letter difference.

Submitted by: erika
95

Your heart is broken. Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Submitted by: bob the builder
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I am usually very skinny and gorgeous but its my day off!!!!!

Submitted by: soumu
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I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Submitted by: Sneaky
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“You’re not ugly, I’m just handsome”
“You don’t have long chin, your lips is just high”

Submitted by: billy
49

“Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See back for answer)
Wanna know how to keep stupid people busy? (See front for answer)”
“Yah. I’m that hot.”
“Yes, I’m free Saturday. No, I will not go out with you.”
“Because I said so”
“You’re so cute it’s stupid.”

Submitted by: KousekiDokuro
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Some call it stalking I call it love.

Why do I end up liking the guy I can only think of.

I was uncool before being uncool was cool!

Get like you? naw Get like me.

I called your boyfriend g*y…and then he hit me with his purse.

When I said “I’d hit that” I meant with my car.

Go buy yourself a life on e- bay.

Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.

Submitted by: Denisse
59

Save a tree, Write a blog.

Submitted by: Courtney
34

Don’t laugh at my pink shirt it’s your girlfriends

Submitted by: Messy Jessie
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I’m not perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome!
Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Imagine your life without me… Miserable huh?

Submitted by: Georgia
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.”
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Submitted by: ILIANA
31

Dont talk to me when im talking to myself

Submitted by: morphine
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Those who know me, love me.Those who don’t,hate my guts. Obviously,you don’t know me.

Submitted by: lilfatgirl
26

Don’t kiss behind the garden gate- love is blind but the neighbors ain’t!!

Submitted by: kaykay
93

It’s better to be hated for you are, then to be loved for someone that you arent.

Submitted by: Candace
48

How young do you have to be to die of old age?

Submitted by: best person ever
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Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

Submitted by: best person ever

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