T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
Not all men are fool, some stay single.
Life is tough so,wear a helmet
You’re just jealous because the doctor says I’m special.
I know I’m awesome just… You’re not.
Warning: You might fall in love with me.
The Tallest Midget
Just because you have no swag.. Doesn’t mean you can copy mine.
You call it
I call it
99% of the guys in this world have brains, the rest are at my college.
If you can read this you’re too close……that would mean back the freak up.
I can’t help it that i’m awesome!
I bought this shirt just to make you look and wast your time, I am gonna return it.
Warning: I sometimes spontaneously combust.
Don’t feed the monkey!
(Front side of woman’s t- shirt)
This t- shirt slogan is written in braille.
Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
Keep looking at me and you will be my next victim.
When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.
I’m in no shape to exercise.