T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 12
Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!
Homework Is A Waste Of Trees.
This T- shirt turns green in the company of morons.
Fat people are harder to abduct.
And you wonder why I don’t listen to you!
Sometimes I wonder why I even talk to you!
Don’t worry, I’ll pretend I care!
I’m not listening!
Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…
You look like my Next Girlfriend..
(On a bright yellow shirt)
When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.
Don’t follow me, I run into walls.
I *heart* your boyfriend.
When I’m bored, I Google myself.
Boyfriend is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it needs to be changed every 6 months.
Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!
If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough
I am pretty except for those who are insecure.
Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.
Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.