T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 12
I’m not bossy, I just know better.;)
I know I’m awesome just… You’re not.
Life is tough so,wear a helmet
You’re just jealous because the doctor says I’m special.
Warning: I sometimes spontaneously combust.
Warning: You might fall in love with me.
I bought this shirt just to make you look and wast your time, I am gonna return it.
If you can read this you’re too close……that would mean back the freak up.
You call it
I call it
I can’t help it that i’m awesome!
99% of the guys in this world have brains, the rest are at my college.
Just because you have no swag.. Doesn’t mean you can copy mine.
The Tallest Midget
Keep looking at me and you will be my next victim.
When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.
The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.
Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.
No, not you, the pretty one
No I swear I’m in college
Don’t set yourself on fire… It kinda hurts