T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
This T- shirt turns green in the company of morons.
Tell your girlfriend I said Thanks!
Fat people are harder to abduct.
I am pretty except for those who are insecure.
And you wonder why I don’t listen to you!
Sometimes I wonder why I even talk to you!
Don’t worry, I’ll pretend I care!
I’m not listening!
I *heart* your boyfriend.
When I’m bored, I Google myself.
Boyfriend is a form of ugliness so intolerable that it needs to be changed every 6 months.
You look like my Next Girlfriend..
Don’t follow me, I run into walls.
(On a bright yellow shirt)
When there are idiots around, this shirt turns yellow.
Relationships are like fat people, Most of them don’t work out!
Slow and Steady….Never…wins the race…
If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying Hard Enough
Keep Starring I Might Do A Trick.
Don’t Annoy The Crazy Person.