T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 12
You can’t spell STUPID without U
Girls call me frankie dettori because i’m used to coming first
If you can read this:
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Hang on a sec im just reading my voicemail!
Rule No1: Don’t lose your girl
Rule No2: Don’t forget the rule no. 1
I’m probably lying.
I hope you realize that by the time you’ve stopped talking I’ve been talking to someone else.
My shirt is blank, haha made you look!!
Even if I laugh that doesn’t mean it’s funny.
If you flash me, I’ll laugh.
Don’t be smart, you’re not good at it…
And you wonder why I don’t listen to you!
Sometimes I wonder why I even talk to you!
Don’t worry, I’ll pretend I care!
I’m not listening!
My boyfriends wife hates me!!
Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?
I don’t have a problem with drink/work or stupid people they all have a problem with me!!
Excuse me Sam what is your name?
I feel good when I’m not with you
Check this out ..buy one take one
SO IM SPOILED … WHAT’S UR POINT?
If you truly love somthing set it free and if it doesnt return … Hunt it down a kill it !
If you expect the unexpected , then doesn’t that make the unexpected expected?
Just when you thought you were the center of attention… I SHOWED UP !!!
KISS ME before my boyfriend shows up
i go to school to SOCIALIZE
girls look at me up and down, and don’t have anything to say, but its funny how words come out when I walk away
All roads lead to Roam
“B.M.W. :- Beer Motorcycle Women”
“Why these kids looking at me, I am not their Dad”
If Homework is work,,,WHEN DO I GET PAID???