T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 13
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
– Evelyn Waugh
Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
– Steve Martin
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.
I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
Weapons Of Mass Distraction.
Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
I’m not as dumb as you look..
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
– Alison Boulter