T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 13

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We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.

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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
– Evelyn Waugh

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Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin

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Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.

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I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant

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Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?

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There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.

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Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.

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I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.

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Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

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People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

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Weapons Of Mass Distraction.

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Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.

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I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

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I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

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I’m not as dumb as you look..

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Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
– Alison Boulter


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