T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 13
(Front side of woman’s t- shirt)
This t- shirt slogan is written in braille.
Hey baby I have bad vision can you come closer.
The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.
Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
Virginity is not dignity, it is just lack of opportunity.
Confidence: I wear it like make up!
Sorry girls, I only date models!
Those who read this are ugly.
Beware…you’re the next victim.
Woke up this morning and decided to be awesome.
A penny for a thought + a dinner date on you tonight.
Just catch a glimpse not more. Cause there is a manhole ahead of you.
Take serious precaution! I’m attractively n irresistibly hug- able.
They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.
You wasted the many seconds of your life it took to read this : )
People say im self- centered but why should I care about other peoples lives when I have my OWN to worry about!
Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common
Back: A good screw fixes everything.
Does this shirt make me look fat?
I’m married..But it’s nothing serious.
Don’t look at me like that…yaaa I mean you..jeeezzzz..!!!
Girls call me frankie dettori because i’m used to coming first
I’m very cool
Ice cubes are so jealous!!!!
– Im my wife’s personal ATM machine