T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.
Weapons Of Mass Distraction.
Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
If being good looking is a sin, then I apologize.
I made a mistake once…
I thought I was wrong.
Do unto others before others do unto you.
Don’t make me call out my Flying Monkeys.
BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
– Alison Boulter