T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 13

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(Front side of woman’s t- shirt)
This t- shirt slogan is written in braille.

Submitted by: fieryhot

Hey baby I have bad vision can you come closer.

Submitted by: Sunny Gulshan

The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.

Submitted by: Steve

Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.

Submitted by: Sue

Virginity is not dignity, it is just lack of opportunity.

Submitted by: Pinoy pride

Confidence: I wear it like make up!

Submitted by: Miley

Sorry girls, I only date models!

Submitted by: Rajbeer

Those who read this are ugly.

Submitted by: Rodney Pascual

Beware…you’re the next victim.

Submitted by: clifeen

Woke up this morning and decided to be awesome.

Submitted by: hifba

A penny for a thought + a dinner date on you tonight.
Just catch a glimpse not more. Cause there is a manhole ahead of you.
Take serious precaution! I’m attractively n irresistibly hug- able.

Submitted by: Ezan

They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.

Submitted by: crissybabiee

You wasted the many seconds of your life it took to read this : )
People say im self- centered but why should I care about other peoples lives when I have my OWN to worry about!

Submitted by: Char char

Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common
Back: A good screw fixes everything.

Submitted by: harvey

Does this shirt make me look fat?

Submitted by: loli

I’m married..But it’s nothing serious.

Submitted by: simita

Don’t look at me like that…yaaa I mean you..jeeezzzz..!!!

Submitted by: thapelo

Girls call me frankie dettori because i’m used to coming first

Submitted by: ted

I’m very cool
Ice cubes are so jealous!!!!

Submitted by: Vrushal

– Im my wife’s personal ATM machine

Submitted by: Richard

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