T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 13

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Can’t afford it, can’t touch it
You want it but you can’t have it
Who are you & why are you reading my shirt

Submitted by: ReGGs*
120

I am with stupid ==>

Submitted by: x=JEMRICA=x
68

Carry your own emotional baggage!

Submitted by: Alza
32

Music speaks the words we cannot seem to say <3

Submitted by: Lexiiiii
52

You cannot trust someone who thinks you are crazy
i hate being around interesting people because then I have to be interesting too
love isnt blind, it makes you blind
love only hurts when its over
the best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time
the best thing about tomorrow is the memory of today
never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love

Submitted by: michelle
64

I am not Best, I am just….Better than the Best

Submitted by: payas agne
52

I’m not a bad girl…I’m a good girl with ATTITUDE !!
It’s better to loose a Lover then to love a Loser!
If Nothing lasts forever…
Can I be your Nothing?

Submitted by: Mallika Bishnoi
55

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful! hate me because…well…okay…HATE ME BECAUSE I’M BEAUTIFUL!
Don’t give me your attitude, I have my own.
Stop looking at my Brea$ts
This is your boyfriend’s T- shirt!
If you read this, you owe me $10
Watch the b**ch as she gets the bone.

Submitted by: Jocey
72

There is only one corner of the universe that you are certain of improving and that is your own self

Submitted by: andi
50

The fact that no one understands you, doesnt make you an artist.

Submitted by: andi
58

Dont worry about about the world ending today, its already tomorrow in Austrailia.

Submitted by: andi
79

If you wanna come second….
FOLLOW ME!!

Submitted by: sujay gawade
227

GOD is busy….. Can I help you!!!

Submitted by: praful gawade
55

Lets save time and just assume I know everything

Submitted by: anni c
59

It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Submitted by: Semo Dog
151

If attitude could kill…i could be a weapon of mass destruction..!!

Submitted by: RANJANI RAMESH
228

My dad is an ATM

Submitted by: Mahiban
39

…and:
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver”
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering
Whoever said nothing’s impossiable never tried slamming a revolving door
My shirt has words on it
I’m not a pyromainiac, I just like to set things on fire

Submitted by: N E O
185

F B I
Female Body Inspector

Submitted by: RUMMY
67

Intel inside Mental outside.
who are these kids calling me dad???
I was born intellegent but education ruined me!!!
It wasn’t me……
Nobody is perfect and I am nobody.

Submitted by: ranesh
71

“If I could be anything, I would be your tear drop…to be born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die on your lips”

Submitted by: Yan
79

“If you were a tear drop in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you”

Submitted by: Yan
44

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
I can only compensate so much for other people’s stupidity.
If plugging it in doesn’t help, then try turning it on.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be misquoted and then used against you.
Drive defensively, buy a tank!
Thank you for calling tech support, you’re ignorance is my job security.
Always remember… You’re unique just like everyone else.
Excuse me, but do I look like someone who cares ?
Do not disturb, I’m disturbed enough already.
I don’t have a license to kill, I have a learners permit.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
FAILURE is not an option, it comes all bundled up with the software.
FOR SALE: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
I would put something CLEVER here… But you just wouldn’t get it!
Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that actually do.
Warning! This shirt has sharp edges.
Silence is golden, but DUCTAPE is shiny.
Try to not let your mind wander, it’s much too small to be out on it’s own.
It’s kind’a hard to show that I care, be e see a you s e I d o n ’ t.
To my best recollection, I can’t remember.
7 out of 3 people are math illiterate.
I’m going off to go find myself. If I’m not back by the time I return, keep me here.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving just isn’t for you.
If I gave a cr*p, you would be the first person I’d give it to.
I know all the answers, but I’ve been sworn to secrecy.
Let’s hope there’s intelligent life in outer space. I’m so lonely here.
There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don’t

Submitted by: N E O
321

Virginity is a disease… And I’m the Doctor!!!!

Submitted by: shranta
73

I’m not bossy… I just have better ideas.

Submitted by: adri

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