T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
I’m in no shape to exercise.
Excuse me Sam what is your name?
I feel good when I’m not with you
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The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.
Hey baby I have bad vision can you come closer.
No, not you, the pretty one
No I swear I’m in college
Don’t set yourself on fire… It kinda hurts
Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.
If I can’t have it I steal it.
Virginity is not dignity, it is just lack of opportunity.
Beware…you’re the next victim.
I am what you dream to be…
Where there is a will… There are 500 relatives.
Those who read this are ugly.
Sorry girls, I only date models!
I’m not spoilt. I deserve all my stuff.
I’m married..But it’s nothing serious.
Approach me and say hello! If not you gonna have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Wonder what it likes looking from the front? (Back of t- shirt).
A penny for a thought + a dinner date on you tonight.
Just catch a glimpse not more. Cause there is a manhole ahead of you.
Take serious precaution! I’m attractively n irresistibly hug- able.
not t- shirts.
Confidence: I wear it like make up!
Woke up this morning and decided to be awesome.