T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

I’m in no shape to exercise.

Submitted by: jeeja h

Excuse me Sam what is your name?
I feel good when I’m not with you
Check this out ..buy one take one

Submitted by: tezford

The message on this shirt is only visible to perverts.

Submitted by: Steve

Hey baby I have bad vision can you come closer.

Submitted by: Sunny Gulshan

No, not you, the pretty one
No I swear I’m in college
Don’t set yourself on fire… It kinda hurts

Submitted by: Rai

Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.

Submitted by: marcus

If I can’t have it I steal it.

Submitted by: Moomoo

Virginity is not dignity, it is just lack of opportunity.

Submitted by: Pinoy pride
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Beware…you’re the next victim.

Submitted by: clifeen

I am what you dream to be…

Submitted by: SLOGGER

Where there is a will… There are 500 relatives.

Submitted by: Kailey

Those who read this are ugly.

Submitted by: Rodney Pascual

Sorry girls, I only date models!

Submitted by: Rajbeer

I’m not spoilt. I deserve all my stuff.

Submitted by: fishstick

I’m married..But it’s nothing serious.

Submitted by: simita

Approach me and say hello! If not you gonna have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Wonder what it likes looking from the front? (Back of t- shirt).

Submitted by: Ezan

A penny for a thought + a dinner date on you tonight.
Just catch a glimpse not more. Cause there is a manhole ahead of you.
Take serious precaution! I’m attractively n irresistibly hug- able.

Submitted by: Ezan

Read books,
not t- shirts.

Submitted by: me

Confidence: I wear it like make up!

Submitted by: Miley

Woke up this morning and decided to be awesome.

Submitted by: hifba

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