T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 15

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I’m the person your mother warned you about.

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Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re- elect them!

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There’s no future in time travel.

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My Dog Can Lick Anyone.

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I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.

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BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

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Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.

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Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.

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No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.

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A picture is worth a thousand words – But it uses up a thousand times the memory.

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Never kick a man unless he’s down.

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There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.

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We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.

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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
- Evelyn Waugh

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Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin

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Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.

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I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant

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Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?

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There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.

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Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.

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I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.

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Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

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People like you are the reason people like me need medication.


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