T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 15
I’m the person your mother warned you about.
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re- elect them!
There’s no future in time travel.
My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.
BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.
Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
A picture is worth a thousand words – But it uses up a thousand times the memory.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
- Evelyn Waugh
Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.
I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.