T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 15

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I’m not as dumb as you look..

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Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
- Alison Boulter

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In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.

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All men are idiots And I married their king.

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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

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The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

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Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

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Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

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I wear the brains in the family.

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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
- Oscar Wilde

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I’m the person your mother warned you about.

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Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re- elect them!

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There’s no future in time travel.

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My Dog Can Lick Anyone.

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I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.

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BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

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Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.

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Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.

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No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.

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A picture is worth a thousand words – But it uses up a thousand times the memory.

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Never kick a man unless he’s down.

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There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.

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We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.

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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
- Evelyn Waugh

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Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.


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