T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings
Does this shirt match my shoes???
Hey! stop checking me out!
You got 3 seconds 2 read my t- shirt
If you wanna keep your girl, keep her away from me.
Their shirt is not like my shirt…
Look..but Don’t Touch…
I don’t mean to be rude, actually…yes I do!
Don’t waste my time, entertain me.
What are you looking for? All of the awesomeness you need is right here!
This is not a plain t- shirt.
Keep on walking but look down, you will meet an ant asking for directions 10 steps ahead.
Careful while you walk on this street, I just murdered some ants and they’re looking out for revenge.
Surprise me (Back of t- shirt)
Think its not illegal yet
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
(on front) You can take your mask off…Halloween’s over and you are scaring me!
(on back) Oh wait, sorry that’s your face..
Save earth, because you cannot party on mars
Don’t blame me I was born this awesome!
It may look like I’m listening, but really I’m destroying you in my mind.
(On front)I bet you can’t read the back of my shirt…
(Back of shirt) I bet you can’t read the front of my shirt…
(You say) Why are you walking around me!!!
(Really small print) If you are close enough to read this, I’m probably glaring at you!!
You like what you see, huh?
Look at my shoes.
My mother forced me to wear this shirt.
I would have called but I ran out of minutes.
If you’re reading this you’re in my way.
Don’t keep looking at me unless you want to compliment me about my looks.
Don’t keep looking at me or you will trip up ahead.
Don’t keep looking at me cause I’m not interested in you, it’s just that I’m smiling thinking about myself.
Haters hate you and rate you simply because they ain’t you.
Out of my mind… back in five.
Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my awesomeness.
It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces.
If you can read this go make me a sandwich.
I graduated from the school of money making.
May I have your MSN? I’m a hotmale.
It takes one to know one, Idiot!
Yes, the world does owe me a living.