T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 15
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
– Evelyn Waugh
Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
– Steve Martin
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?
There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.
I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
Weapons Of Mass Distraction.
Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
I’m not as dumb as you look..
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
– Alison Boulter
In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.
All men are idiots And I married their king.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.