T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 15

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Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.

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I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant

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Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares?

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There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.

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Your Boyfriend Thinks I’m Hot.

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I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.

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Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already.

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People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

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Weapons Of Mass Distraction.

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Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.

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I’m sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot.

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I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

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I’m not as dumb as you look..

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Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
- Alison Boulter

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In America Anyone Can Be President That’s One of the Risks You Take.

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All men are idiots And I married their king.

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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

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The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

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Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

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Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

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I wear the brains in the family.

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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
- Oscar Wilde

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I’m the person your mother warned you about.

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Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re- elect them!

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There’s no future in time travel.


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