T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

Does this shirt match my shoes???
Hey! stop checking me out!

Submitted by: Triple M

You got 3 seconds 2 read my t- shirt

Submitted by: PuNK...

If you wanna keep your girl, keep her away from me.

Submitted by: keorn

Their shirt is not like my shirt…

Submitted by: ryan atendido

Look..but Don’t Touch…

Submitted by: killer

I don’t mean to be rude, actually…yes I do!

Submitted by: justalittlekz

Don’t waste my time, entertain me.

Submitted by: Tp007

What are you looking for? All of the awesomeness you need is right here!

Submitted by: Rockstar Tia

This is not a plain t- shirt.

Submitted by: jazonix

Keep on walking but look down, you will meet an ant asking for directions 10 steps ahead.
Careful while you walk on this street, I just murdered some ants and they’re looking out for revenge.
Surprise me (Back of t- shirt)

Submitted by: Ezan

Think its not illegal yet

Submitted by: Maya

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
(on front) You can take your mask off…Halloween’s over and you are scaring me!
(on back) Oh wait, sorry that’s your face..

Submitted by: taylor and dallas

Save earth, because you cannot party on mars

Submitted by: namitha

Don’t blame me I was born this awesome!
It may look like I’m listening, but really I’m destroying you in my mind.
(On front)I bet you can’t read the back of my shirt…
(Back of shirt) I bet you can’t read the front of my shirt…
(You say) Why are you walking around me!!!
(Really small print) If you are close enough to read this, I’m probably glaring at you!!

Submitted by: A

You like what you see, huh?

Submitted by: Darryl Parryl

Look at my shoes.
My mother forced me to wear this shirt.

Submitted by: mizi

I would have called but I ran out of minutes.
If you’re reading this you’re in my way.

Submitted by: Hello kitty

Don’t keep looking at me unless you want to compliment me about my looks.
Don’t keep looking at me or you will trip up ahead.
Don’t keep looking at me cause I’m not interested in you, it’s just that I’m smiling thinking about myself.

Submitted by: Ezan

Haters hate you and rate you simply because they ain’t you.

Submitted by: A Pretty Nobody

Out of my mind… back in five.

Submitted by: Tegan

Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my awesomeness.

Submitted by: Jesus Cortez

It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces.
If you can read this go make me a sandwich.

Submitted by: Zoe

I graduated from the school of money making.

Submitted by: glycoma

May I have your MSN? I’m a hotmale.

Submitted by: John

It takes one to know one, Idiot!
Yes, the world does owe me a living.

Submitted by: Hello kitty

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