T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings - Page 15
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
I wear the brains in the family.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
- Oscar Wilde
I’m the person your mother warned you about.
Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re- elect them!
There’s no future in time travel.
My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works.
BEER It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.
Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
A picture is worth a thousand words – But it uses up a thousand times the memory.
Never kick a man unless he’s down.
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
- Evelyn Waugh
Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Whatever the questions is, Liquor Is The Answer.
I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant